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Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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- Post n°481
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Wed May 16, 2012 9:09 pm
RvZ- vvvwi
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Ye Olde Rog wrote:Jerry is one of my televisual heroes.
me too. you've struck gold with your piccy there Mark
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°483
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Wed May 16, 2012 9:44 pm
I'm going to have to watch some episodes of the Good Life to do my new persona justice.
T.B- Moderator
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No I think you are doing pretty well as it is.
Sherrers- Admin
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I've had 2 eggs every day for 6 weeks.
I met Austin Michell once. I also had a wee next to Lionel Blair on a barge. He said "roooom for a little one?"
I have a small collection of brass objects.
I've not been to a dentist for 12 years.
I'm egg-bound in a big way.
Our childhood friends Kingley and Conrad's Dad was a Methodist minister called Mr Powers and was a goalie for Aston Villa as a young man.
MIng the Merciless has an even evil-er brother. He is called Pong the Pitiless.
It only takes a minute girl.
I met Austin Michell once. I also had a wee next to Lionel Blair on a barge. He said "roooom for a little one?"
I have a small collection of brass objects.
I've not been to a dentist for 12 years.
I'm egg-bound in a big way.
Our childhood friends Kingley and Conrad's Dad was a Methodist minister called Mr Powers and was a goalie for Aston Villa as a young man.
MIng the Merciless has an even evil-er brother. He is called Pong the Pitiless.
It only takes a minute girl.
wookie- vvwi
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Location : casa del bramley
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
http://www.johnnyfontanes.com/[/quote[/url]]wookie wrote:i'm going to johnny fontane's at dinner today
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Johnnys pulled pork sounds nice.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
I really REALLY hate the use of past tense verbs in cooking to make something SOUND better.
'Pulled', 'drizzled', 'sun-blushed', 'rolled'.
Bothered.
grrr
'Pulled', 'drizzled', 'sun-blushed', 'rolled'.
Bothered.
grrr
Broadhead- vvwi
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The last thing i want my food to be is pulled.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Broadhead wrote:The last thing i want my food to be is pulled.
what about your pork?
T.B- Moderator
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Location : East London
Sherrers wrote:I've had 2 eggs every day for 6 weeks.
I met Austin Michell once. I also had a wee next to Lionel Blair on a barge. He said "roooom for a little one?"
I have a small collection of brass objects.
I've not been to a dentist for 12 years.
I'm egg-bound in a big way.
Our childhood friends Kingley and Conrad's Dad was a Methodist minister called Mr Powers and was a goalie for Aston Villa as a young man.
MIng the Merciless has an even evil-er brother. He is called Pong the Pitiless.
It only takes a minute girl.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:I've had 2 eggs every day for 6 weeks.
I met Austin Michell once. I also had a wee next to Lionel Blair on a barge. He said "roooom for a little one?"
I have a small collection of brass objects.
I've not been to a dentist for 12 years.
I'm egg-bound in a big way.
Our childhood friends Kingley and Conrad's Dad was a Methodist minister called Mr Powers and was a goalie for Aston Villa as a young man.
MIng the Merciless has an even evil-er brother. He is called Pong the Pitiless.
It only takes a minute girl.
Brilliant.
I once fell off a running machine at Nottingham Forest Football Club.
My boss caught his son in bed with a girl yesterday when he was meant to be at a school
Claire the strange girl from upsatirs has left. So has another lady who I didnt like very much.
I have bad pains in my right shoulder.
There was cat in the courtyard at work for the 3rd time yesterday. It has been rescued yet again.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Bishop wrote:Broadhead wrote:The last thing i want my food to be is pulled.
what about your pork?
Thats a bit personal, i don't discuss such things on a public forum.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Broadhead wrote:Bishop wrote:Broadhead wrote:The last thing i want my food to be is pulled.
what about your pork?
Thats a bit personal, i don't discuss such things on a public forum.
Private message me then?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Bishop wrote:Broadhead wrote:Bishop wrote:Broadhead wrote:The last thing i want my food to be is pulled.
what about your pork?
Thats a bit personal, i don't discuss such things on a public forum.
Private message me then?
Check your inbox tiger.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Broadhead wrote:Bishop wrote:Broadhead wrote:Bishop wrote:Broadhead wrote:The last thing i want my food to be is pulled.
what about your pork?
Thats a bit personal, i don't discuss such things on a public forum.
Private message me then?
Check your inbox tiger.
OOOOOOOOF, you dirtbag.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°497
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Fri May 18, 2012 8:55 pm
I eat on average:
4 punnets of plums
2 bags of citrus type fruit
2 punnets of strawberries
3 bananas
Every week.
4 punnets of plums
2 bags of citrus type fruit
2 punnets of strawberries
3 bananas
Every week.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Fandango Widewheels wrote:I eat on average:
4 punnets of plums
2 bags of citrus type fruit
2 punnets of strawberries
3 bananas
Every week.
Basically you are a large tart.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°499
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Fri May 18, 2012 9:13 pm
No pastry man, think about the fat and carbs!
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:I eat on average:
4 punnets of plums
2 bags of citrus type fruit
2 punnets of strawberries
3 bananas
Every week.
Basically you are a large tit.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
My shoulder hurts that much now I cannot answer the phone.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°502
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Fri May 18, 2012 10:59 pm
More fruit based action:
I just had a bowl of strawberries and grapes that I prepared myself. Some strawberries were halved, some were quartered.
The grapes were whole.
By sheer chance as I finished the bowl I had one piece of strawberry left and one grape.
I wonder what the probability of that happening was?
I just had a bowl of strawberries and grapes that I prepared myself. Some strawberries were halved, some were quartered.
The grapes were whole.
By sheer chance as I finished the bowl I had one piece of strawberry left and one grape.
I wonder what the probability of that happening was?
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Pie squared?
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°504
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Fri May 18, 2012 11:32 pm
Sherrers wrote:Pie squared?
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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- Post n°505
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Sun May 20, 2012 6:08 am
Jagerbombs give me a tight chest.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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- Post n°506
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Mon May 21, 2012 9:40 pm
My healthy eating regime is still working. I am on to the tightest fitting on my belt.
I've got my work email inbox down to 9 unread emails.
I have stopped responding to emails where people 'c:c' me. If they can't be bothered to address me, I can't be bothered to reply.
I've got my work email inbox down to 9 unread emails.
I have stopped responding to emails where people 'c:c' me. If they can't be bothered to address me, I can't be bothered to reply.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Today I have stopped smoking. 
Sherrers- Admin
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Son of Nod wrote:Today I have stopped smoking.
Is Monday a good day for that amigo??
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Son of Nod wrote:Today I have stopped smoking.
Nothing mundane about that mate. Good luck.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Location : In a Box
Sherrers wrote:Son of Nod wrote:Today I have stopped smoking.
Is Monday a good day for that amigo??
No day is good for giving up......
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