Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Back-breaking

I've got some crumbs on me. I'm going to SUE SOME FUCKER!!

Don't even get me started on my noisy desk drawer.

Have you the ability to record it?

I think a house and techno forum with no house and techno but a boring thread with noisy drawer recordings on it would mean I could die a happy man.

If it means that much to you I'll get a recording. You might have to tell me how to post it though.

Sherrers wrote:Have you the ability to record it?

I think a house and techno forum with no house and techno but a boring thread with noisy drawer recordings on it would mean I could die a happy man.

You could sample it in your next track.

I never use them.

I'd spend 2 weeks trying to make a noisy drawer out of waveforms while the engineer wants to die.

Sherrers wrote:That's a relief.

Mac cancel that letter to Sherlock Holmes would you? There's a new hairy young savouries detective on the block.

Righto!

and fuck off!

I was just about to leave my office and go outide but it's started raining so I'm going to sit and have another coffee instead.

Sherrers wrote:Have you the ability to record it?

I think a house and techno forum with no house and techno but a boring thread with noisy drawer recordings on it would mean I could die a happy man.

I have a draw in my kitchen.

It is the draw of many things.

Mini mag lite.
Cotton reels.
A half filled pouch of Virginia gold leaf tobacco.
A laser pen with disco extension.
Tooth picks.
5 Asda weekly meal idea menus.
Nail clippers.
A syringe full of tooth whitener.
A pack of sewing needles.
A pack of cards with 'I love Ibiza' on the back of them.
Pencils.
Pens.
Duracell batteries,AA and AAA.
Sellotape,clear and brown.
Nail file.
Nail varnish.
A selection of old mobile phones.
12 pack of 1st class stamps.
Bi directional multi function screwdriver.
Cable stripping pliers.
Red bike light.
3 meter long, dress , tape measure.
Tube of super glue(gone hard).
Various takeaway menus.
Hoover extension pipe.
Dong.
37 lock.
An old British rail lookout armlet.
Piece of coral.
iPhone ear phones.
Tweezers.
Small plastic spirit level.
Guitar tuner.
Pink guitar pick.
Pack of UNO cards.
Hairbrush.
Multi jewelled gold pen from India.
Green lighter.
Plastic pegs.

I think everyone has a magic drawer. No?

Does everyone have a shed?

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/share.cfm?SHARESHED=3960

Sherrers wrote:I think everyone has a magic drawer. No?

Does everyone have a shed?

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Readersheds. Sounds like garden-based porn. And probably prettier than Sheila from Slough in her fishnets.

We don't haver a magic drawer. The level of disorganisation associated with one would be too much for the CMD to bare. She has 'pots' in which related objects are kept. Whenever I want something she disappears into the cupboard under the stairs and comes out brandishing a 'pot'.

We do have a shed of sorts, it's one of these



But since the mini CMD is too old for such playful shenanigans it is now being used as a shed.

We also have a garage, I don't like going in there though as it's a tip and the door is broken. Once the door is fixed I have resolved to sort it out.

When it's nice and sunny my shed casts a lovely shedow

Sherrers wrote:When it's nice and sunny my shed casts a lovely shedow

You have a shed? In London? Haven't you rented it out as a bijou property?

I live in it but I prefer 'swiss capsule'.

Sherrers wrote:I live in it but I prefer 'swiss capsule'.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:We don't haver a magic drawer. The level of disorganisation associated with one would be too much for the CMD to bare. She has 'pots' in which related objects are kept. Whenever I want something she disappears into the cupboard under the stairs and comes out brandishing a 'pot'.

We do have a shed of sorts, it's one of these



But since the mini CMD is too old for such playful shenanigans it is now being used as a shed.

We also have a garage, I don't like going in there though as it's a tip and the door is broken. Once the door is fixed I have resolved to sort it out.

I have a feeling that you are one of those nearly extinct animals that reserves all their organisation skillz for work and the missus runs things indoors.

You remind me of ;



Breadwinner all day what! find a bit of peace on the links eh what! love the little lady but hey what what large sherry?

This is correct.

It was the deal when she quit work. I do 'work' stuff, she does 'home' stuff. Although I do help out with 'home' stuff. She's perfectly happy though as she's very traditional like that, which is hard to believe when you meet her.

you are also a bit like Jerry though.

love it

Sherrers wrote:you are also a bit like Jerry though.

Was he suave and debonair?

Defo

I like his trousers.

Jerry always had one foot on the golf course. Unless he was needed to be shouted at by Margot.

Sherrers wrote:Jerry always had one foot on the golf course. Unless he was needed to be shouted at by Margot.

I feel Jerry's pain

The CMD will be amused when I tell her this tale tonight.

Sherrers wrote:Jerry always had one foot on the golf course. Unless he was needed to be shouted at by Margot.

She is hot. I like her.

Jerry is one of my televisual heroes.

The CMD sais she always wanted to be Margot so it looks like we both struck gold.