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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:38 pm

    No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.
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    Post  Broadhead on Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:40 pm

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

    If only this was possible.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:41 pm

    Broadhead wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

    If only this was possible.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Broadhead on Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:43 pm

    Son of Nod wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

    If only this was possible.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    I mean if only i didn't have to drink later. I don't want Mark turning up dressed as a fox. Then again....
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    Post  wookie on Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:48 pm

    someone has left 3 packets of mediterranean tomato and vegetable cupasoup on top of the fridge today in work, i may snaffle one of these in a bit.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:13 pm

    Broadhead wrote:
    Son of Nod wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

    If only this was possible.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    I mean if only i didn't have to drink later. I don't want Mark turning up dressed as a fox. Then again....

    It's T-Ballzzzzzz to you Wink

    And whatever floats your boat!
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    Post  bigdaddy on Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:26 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:Not at all. We've got the interweb and a stereogram.

    I don't own any apple products though.

    A friend of mine now works for Apple. There is some tension around my refusal to accept the canonisation of Steve Jobs. A recent dinner for three went:

    APPLE FRIEND: Yes, they closed all the stores worldwide and the service was beamed round the world for the staff to watch. It was very moving.

    MUTUAL FRIEND: What did you think about it, Grant?

    BIG DADDY: Next, the makers of Innocent Smoothies?
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:12 am

    bigdaddy wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:Not at all. We've got the interweb and a stereogram.

    I don't own any apple products though.

    A friend of mine now works for Apple. There is some tension around my refusal to accept the canonisation of Steve Jobs. A recent dinner for three went:

    APPLE FRIEND: Yes, they closed all the stores worldwide and the service was beamed round the world for the staff to watch. It was very moving.

    MUTUAL FRIEND: What did you think about it, Grant?

    BIG DADDY: Next, the makers of Innocent Smoothies?

    Tom?

    That's 2 good men we've lost to the cult.

    Mind you don't make jokes Grant. It's not very PC.


    aha


    ha



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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:50 am

    Feral Cat or "Gato" fucking stinks. I didn't realise until I twiddled my 'tache after touching.

    FAIL
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:36 am

    Sherrers wrote:Feral Cat or "Gato" fucking stinks. I didn't realise until I twiddled my 'tache after touching.

    FAIL

    Bit like rubbing your eyes after handling chilli's. Or worse, going for a widdle.
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:36 am

    Mundane thread went into the bin on auto destruct cos it got so huge!

    Shocked
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:41 am

    I'm awarding it full time status. Well earned.




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    Post  wookie on Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:25 am

    This is my first sticky thread
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:50 am

    Are you a YTS spider?
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:16 pm

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:Feral Cat or "Gato" fucking stinks. I didn't realise until I twiddled my 'tache after touching.

    FAIL

    Bit like rubbing your eyes after handling chilli's. Or worse, going for a widdle.

    Stinking of mangy cat. Girls LOVE it.
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:36 pm

    Broadhead wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:My last 4 meals have been pasta based. I am not italian though you wouldn't have guessed it, what with my olive-skin and thick, dark hair.

    I've stopped taking my echinacea tablets, they were rubbish.

    I used my beard trimmer to shave my head last night. It was much quicker, especially once i sprayed it with WD40.

    I keep waking up before 5.30am, yet strangely more awake lately.

    I've run out of moisturiser, i am loathe to buy some more this close to christmas.

    SO gay.


    Have you heard of loaf roasting?



    No, tell me more *pouts*


    I was taken on a gay safari of new york's hardcore scene.

    I had the pleasure of seeing a sign that said STRICTLY NO TEABAGGING which at the time was news to me.

    But some graffiti that said "Johnny Roasts his Loaf with Billy" was a puzzler.

    My Gay guide explained it's when affectionate slapheads grease up their noggins and try to wear each other as sexual hats.

    Blimey Shocked

    (no I wasn't having it either, however the things I saw that evening made it possible).
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    Post  T.B on Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:39 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Are you a YTS spider?

    Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Broadhead on Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:51 pm

    Sherrers wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:My last 4 meals have been pasta based. I am not italian though you wouldn't have guessed it, what with my olive-skin and thick, dark hair.

    I've stopped taking my echinacea tablets, they were rubbish.

    I used my beard trimmer to shave my head last night. It was much quicker, especially once i sprayed it with WD40.

    I keep waking up before 5.30am, yet strangely more awake lately.

    I've run out of moisturiser, i am loathe to buy some more this close to christmas.

    SO gay.


    Have you heard of loaf roasting?



    No, tell me more *pouts*


    I was taken on a gay safari of new york's hardcore scene.

    I had the pleasure of seeing a sign that said STRICTLY NO TEABAGGING which at the time was news to me.

    But some graffiti that said "Johnny Roasts his Loaf with Billy" was a puzzler.

    My Gay guide explained it's when affectionate slapheads grease up their noggins and try to wear each other as sexual hats.

    Blimey Shocked

    (no I wasn't having it either, however the things I saw that evening made it possible).

    I think i'm gonna stick to a flat cap if thats ok.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:40 pm

    There are no trains from Sunderland to York on a Saturday night after 9:00pm.

    Hinge and Bracket were on the Radio this morning.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:50 pm

    It is rather strange that the intrepid duo managed to get a train to the North East...I can see how CMD and Gem came to their conclusion that this was no accident.

    However, it does happen in real life - so I can see the intrepid duo's misdirection.

    Train to North East
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    Train home for intrepid duo
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:31 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing



    Easy mistake to make.
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    Post  Broadhead on Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:50 am

    Bishop wrote:Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Easy mistake to make.

    An even easier mistake for me to make.

    And no wonder the rail service is on its knees. Not once did we get asked to show a ticket and thats after travelling on at least 15 trains. Middlesbrough train station has a high number of weirdo's in it no matter the time of day. And thats not including me and Bish.
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:51 am

    Broadhead wrote:
    Bishop wrote:Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Easy mistake to make.

    An even easier mistake for me to make.

    And no wonder the rail service is on its knees. Not once did we get asked to show a ticket and thats after travelling on at least 15 trains. Middlesbrough train station has a high number of weirdo's in it no matter the time of day. And thats not including me and Bish.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing . We seemed to attract them aswell.
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    Post  wookie on Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:54 am

    Broadhead wrote:
    Bishop wrote:Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Easy mistake to make.

    An even easier mistake for me to make.

    And no wonder the rail service is on its knees. Not once did we get asked to show a ticket and thats after travelling on at least 15 trains. Middlesbrough train station has a high number of weirdo's in it no matter the time of day. And thats not including me and Bish.

    Boro bus station beats it hands down for weirdos
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:48 am

    Billingham town center shits all over those examples. It's like a scene from an apocalypitc movie.
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:55 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:My last 4 meals have been pasta based. I am not italian though you wouldn't have guessed it, what with my olive-skin and thick, dark hair.

    I've stopped taking my echinacea tablets, they were rubbish.

    I used my beard trimmer to shave my head last night. It was much quicker, especially once i sprayed it with WD40.

    I keep waking up before 5.30am, yet strangely more awake lately.

    I've run out of moisturiser, i am loathe to buy some more this close to christmas.

    SO gay.


    Have you heard of loaf roasting?



    No, tell me more *pouts*


    I was taken on a gay safari of new york's hardcore scene.

    I had the pleasure of seeing a sign that said STRICTLY NO TEABAGGING which at the time was news to me.

    But some graffiti that said "Johnny Roasts his Loaf with Billy" was a puzzler.

    My Gay guide explained it's when affectionate slapheads grease up their noggins and try to wear each other as sexual hats.

    Blimey Shocked

    (no I wasn't having it either, however the things I saw that evening made it possible).


    Great Scott are you unwell? You avoided a huge clanging name drop opportunity there. You are off your game man.
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:46 am

    Son of Nod wrote:It is rather strange that the intrepid duo managed to get a train to the North East...I can see how CMD and Gem came to their conclusion that this was no accident.

    However, it does happen in real life - so I can see the intrepid duo's misdirection.

    Train to North East
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    Train home for intrepid duo
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    Laughing Laughing tickled me
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:34 am

    There's fly on my computer screen.

    It does a blinding impersonation of my cursor.

    I was funny.

    Now it isn't.
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:36 am

    Oh wait. It is dancing with the cursor now.

    I was dead wrong about it's versatility as a performer.

    Simon Cowel of the flies I am not.
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    Post  Bishop on Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:47 pm

    We are attending the Christmas Eve chruch carol service this year.



    Mrs Hooters is working at the Red Hart on Christmas day. Then we are going to my ma's for lunch.



    Granny isnt sure whether she will have lunch with us or go to the pub. Either way she will be pissed after 2 glasses of red wine and lemonade.



    George my grannys dog, still hasnt lost any weight.



    Dinger and Bennett fell out in the pub on wednesday. Bennett drove home wihout Dinger.



    Ken Metfuck is still in Glasgow but is home for Christmas.



    Mad Eye Riley bought me a novelty cock ring for Christmas last year.



    I once put the exploding bit from a party popper in Grannys fag. Good times when she lit it at the table.



    Will and Tom are having their works Christmas do today. Its just them 2 in Blyth from 2 this afternoon.



    I delivered a Christmas card to Bob and Chris on wednesday. Bob is Toms Dad, Chris is Toms mum. They have an apartment in France.

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