Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

If only this was possible.

Broadhead wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

If only this was possible.

Son of Nod wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

If only this was possible.

I mean if only i didn't have to drink later. I don't want Mark turning up dressed as a fox. Then again....

someone has left 3 packets of mediterranean tomato and vegetable cupasoup on top of the fridge today in work, i may snaffle one of these in a bit.

Broadhead wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:No beer for me tonight. Want to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow.

If only this was possible.

I mean if only i didn't have to drink later. I don't want Mark turning up dressed as a fox. Then again....

It's T-Ballzzzzzz to you

And whatever floats your boat!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Not at all. We've got the interweb and a stereogram.

I don't own any apple products though.

A friend of mine now works for Apple. There is some tension around my refusal to accept the canonisation of Steve Jobs. A recent dinner for three went:

APPLE FRIEND: Yes, they closed all the stores worldwide and the service was beamed round the world for the staff to watch. It was very moving.

MUTUAL FRIEND: What did you think about it, Grant?

BIG DADDY: Next, the makers of Innocent Smoothies?

bigdaddy wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Not at all. We've got the interweb and a stereogram.

I don't own any apple products though.

A friend of mine now works for Apple. There is some tension around my refusal to accept the canonisation of Steve Jobs. A recent dinner for three went:

APPLE FRIEND: Yes, they closed all the stores worldwide and the service was beamed round the world for the staff to watch. It was very moving.

MUTUAL FRIEND: What did you think about it, Grant?

BIG DADDY: Next, the makers of Innocent Smoothies?

Tom?

That's 2 good men we've lost to the cult.

Mind you don't make jokes Grant. It's not very PC.


aha


ha

Feral Cat or "Gato" fucking stinks. I didn't realise until I twiddled my 'tache after touching.

FAIL

Sherrers wrote:Feral Cat or "Gato" fucking stinks. I didn't realise until I twiddled my 'tache after touching.

FAIL

Bit like rubbing your eyes after handling chilli's. Or worse, going for a widdle.

Mundane thread went into the bin on auto destruct cos it got so huge!

I'm awarding it full time status. Well earned.




DULLFLASH

It may seem obvious but cities slowly kill me and being a proper woodland badger really agrees with me.

This is my first sticky thread

Are you a YTS spider?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Feral Cat or "Gato" fucking stinks. I didn't realise until I twiddled my 'tache after touching.

FAIL

Bit like rubbing your eyes after handling chilli's. Or worse, going for a widdle.

Stinking of mangy cat. Girls LOVE it.

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:My last 4 meals have been pasta based. I am not italian though you wouldn't have guessed it, what with my olive-skin and thick, dark hair.

I've stopped taking my echinacea tablets, they were rubbish.

I used my beard trimmer to shave my head last night. It was much quicker, especially once i sprayed it with WD40.

I keep waking up before 5.30am, yet strangely more awake lately.

I've run out of moisturiser, i am loathe to buy some more this close to christmas.

SO gay.


Have you heard of loaf roasting?

No, tell me more *pouts*

I was taken on a gay safari of new york's hardcore scene.

I had the pleasure of seeing a sign that said STRICTLY NO TEABAGGING which at the time was news to me.

But some graffiti that said "Johnny Roasts his Loaf with Billy" was a puzzler.

My Gay guide explained it's when affectionate slapheads grease up their noggins and try to wear each other as sexual hats.

Blimey

(no I wasn't having it either, however the things I saw that evening made it possible).

Sherrers wrote:Are you a YTS spider?

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:My last 4 meals have been pasta based. I am not italian though you wouldn't have guessed it, what with my olive-skin and thick, dark hair.

I've stopped taking my echinacea tablets, they were rubbish.

I used my beard trimmer to shave my head last night. It was much quicker, especially once i sprayed it with WD40.

I keep waking up before 5.30am, yet strangely more awake lately.

I've run out of moisturiser, i am loathe to buy some more this close to christmas.

SO gay.


Have you heard of loaf roasting?

No, tell me more *pouts*

I was taken on a gay safari of new york's hardcore scene.

I had the pleasure of seeing a sign that said STRICTLY NO TEABAGGING which at the time was news to me.

But some graffiti that said "Johnny Roasts his Loaf with Billy" was a puzzler.

My Gay guide explained it's when affectionate slapheads grease up their noggins and try to wear each other as sexual hats.

Blimey

(no I wasn't having it either, however the things I saw that evening made it possible).

I think i'm gonna stick to a flat cap if thats ok.

There are no trains from Sunderland to York on a Saturday night after 9:00pm.

Hinge and Bracket were on the Radio this morning.

It is rather strange that the intrepid duo managed to get a train to the North East...I can see how CMD and Gem came to their conclusion that this was no accident.

However, it does happen in real life - so I can see the intrepid duo's misdirection.

Train to North East


Train home for intrepid duo

Easy mistake to make.

Bishop wrote:

Easy mistake to make.

An even easier mistake for me to make.

And no wonder the rail service is on its knees. Not once did we get asked to show a ticket and thats after travelling on at least 15 trains. Middlesbrough train station has a high number of weirdo's in it no matter the time of day. And thats not including me and Bish.

Broadhead wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Easy mistake to make.

An even easier mistake for me to make.

And no wonder the rail service is on its knees. Not once did we get asked to show a ticket and thats after travelling on at least 15 trains. Middlesbrough train station has a high number of weirdo's in it no matter the time of day. And thats not including me and Bish.

. We seemed to attract them aswell.

Broadhead wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Easy mistake to make.

An even easier mistake for me to make.

And no wonder the rail service is on its knees. Not once did we get asked to show a ticket and thats after travelling on at least 15 trains. Middlesbrough train station has a high number of weirdo's in it no matter the time of day. And thats not including me and Bish.

Boro bus station beats it hands down for weirdos

Billingham town center shits all over those examples. It's like a scene from an apocalypitc movie.

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:My last 4 meals have been pasta based. I am not italian though you wouldn't have guessed it, what with my olive-skin and thick, dark hair.

I've stopped taking my echinacea tablets, they were rubbish.

I used my beard trimmer to shave my head last night. It was much quicker, especially once i sprayed it with WD40.

I keep waking up before 5.30am, yet strangely more awake lately.

I've run out of moisturiser, i am loathe to buy some more this close to christmas.

SO gay.


Have you heard of loaf roasting?

No, tell me more *pouts*

I was taken on a gay safari of new york's hardcore scene.

I had the pleasure of seeing a sign that said STRICTLY NO TEABAGGING which at the time was news to me.

But some graffiti that said "Johnny Roasts his Loaf with Billy" was a puzzler.

My Gay guide explained it's when affectionate slapheads grease up their noggins and try to wear each other as sexual hats.

Blimey

(no I wasn't having it either, however the things I saw that evening made it possible).

Great Scott are you unwell? You avoided a huge clanging name drop opportunity there. You are off your game man.

Son of Nod wrote:It is rather strange that the intrepid duo managed to get a train to the North East...I can see how CMD and Gem came to their conclusion that this was no accident.

However, it does happen in real life - so I can see the intrepid duo's misdirection.

Train to North East


Train home for intrepid duo

tickled me

There's fly on my computer screen.

It does a blinding impersonation of my cursor.

I was funny.

Now it isn't.

Oh wait. It is dancing with the cursor now.

I was dead wrong about it's versatility as a performer.

Simon Cowel of the flies I am not.

We are attending the Christmas Eve chruch carol service this year.



Mrs Hooters is working at the Red Hart on Christmas day. Then we are going to my ma's for lunch.



Granny isnt sure whether she will have lunch with us or go to the pub. Either way she will be pissed after 2 glasses of red wine and lemonade.



George my grannys dog, still hasnt lost any weight.



Dinger and Bennett fell out in the pub on wednesday. Bennett drove home wihout Dinger.



Ken Metfuck is still in Glasgow but is home for Christmas.



Mad Eye Riley bought me a novelty cock ring for Christmas last year.



I once put the exploding bit from a party popper in Grannys fag. Good times when she lit it at the table.



Will and Tom are having their works Christmas do today. Its just them 2 in Blyth from 2 this afternoon.



I delivered a Christmas card to Bob and Chris on wednesday. Bob is Toms Dad, Chris is Toms mum. They have an apartment in France.