Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

T.B wrote:now your getting it

only taken you about 3 years

Par for the course with me my dear, I've never been quick on the uptake

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:now your getting it

only taken you about 3 years

Par for the course with me my dear, I've never been quick on the uptake

I'm with you Fandango....tad slow....but nice slow.

stop messin you both know the rulez you mutineers

Mutineer? That's a tad harsh.

I prefer 'valued contributor'.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Mutineer? That's a tad harsh.

I prefer 'valued contributor'.

I might change the ranking system and see if anyone notices.

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Mutineer? That's a tad harsh.

I prefer 'valued contributor'.

I might change the ranking system and see if anyone notices.

Is there a science to the ranking system?

simple volume of attendance and posts

Sherrers wrote:simple volume of attendance and posts

That's enough science for me

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:simple volume of attendance and posts

That's enough science for me

Graph time?

it's a dull wind that blows nobody anything interesting...


1. If I drink coffee I feel a mad urge for a bun as strong as any elephant

2. I'm the fattest I've ever been ever. I'm pretty ok about it weirdly.

3. One of my party-pieces is to karatechop a bunch of pencils or chopsticks with one finger.

4. I have no phobias at all. Which made me a "funny child" according to some.

5. I have a trophy for Irish dancing.

I don't like the taste of raw tomato, but I don't mind them cooked

As a result, one of the only Italian phrases I can remember is 'senza pomodoro'

Sherrers wrote:it's a dull wind that blows nobody anything interesting...


1. If I drink coffee I feel a mad urge for a bun as strong as any elephant

2. I'm the fattest I've ever been ever. I'm pretty ok about it weirdly.

3. One of my party-pieces is to karatechop a bunch of pencils or chopsticks with one finger.

4. I have no phobias at all. Which made me a "funny child" according to some.

5. I have a trophy for Irish dancing.

so am I but it bothers me to hell

Jnr DJ wrote:

Sherrers wrote:it's a dull wind that blows nobody anything interesting...


1. If I drink coffee I feel a mad urge for a bun as strong as any elephant

2. I'm the fattest I've ever been ever. I'm pretty ok about it weirdly.

3. One of my party-pieces is to karatechop a bunch of pencils or chopsticks with one finger.

4. I have no phobias at all. Which made me a "funny child" according to some.

5. I have a trophy for Irish dancing.

so am I but it bothers me to hell

I have a belly, but wouldn't say I am fat?

1. I'm so squeamish I can't even look, at meat. In fact the word meat makes me fell poorly

2. Not a veggie tho

3. I speak italian with a sicilian accent but I'm from Kent

4. I'm mad about polka dots

5. my teddy from childhood is called lawrence of arabia

tanit wrote:

1. I'm so squeamish I can't even look, at meat. In fact the word meat makes me fell poorly

2. Not a veggie tho

3. I speak italian with a sicilian accent but I'm from Kent

4. I'm mad about polka dots

5. my teddy from childhood is called lawrence of arabia

1 & 2 are ace!

what's the rules?

Just facts or bits about you that are so dull they are actually quite interesting.

Points for style come when the facts are ULTRA boring but somehow amuse.

Wookie used to be the king of it but since those days many things have changed

I am now defuzzing once per week. The piece of gristle on the ear which holds 'in ear headphones' in is the biggest offender.

I only have 16 dvd's in my collection including two copies of enter the dragon for some reason.

wookie wrote:I only have 16 dvd's in my collection including two copies of enter the dragon for some reason.

one fact or five?

I think we initially aimed for five, but it's flexible

depends on the amount of effort you want to put in

there are biscuits for effort

And who doesn't love a biscuit?

Now you're getting it.

It's not flexible it's FIVE

Sherrers wrote:It's not flexible it's FIVE

I thought there were no rules?

I'm being difficult today. Difficult Thursday. Payback time

It's lazy free-market and dangerously unregulated tory thinking like that there that put everything in the doldrums in the first place!

ooh my dander is up i need a lie down

*faints*

'Blue sky' thinking you mean?

Re-naming evil = massively Tory


downturn = total financial ruin
flexible reallocation = left in an A&E corridor to die
management solutions = we used all the budget on rebranding ourselves
no fly zone = we will burn all your children
rendition = kidnap and murder
value adjustment = prolonged torture
liberal = degenerate
fiscal stimuli = massive cake-and-eat-it taxless orgy
person of colour = i am scared please help me
supporter of = i've never plotted against as yet
spending more time with your family = fired
mis-spoke = i lied and got caught
national security = my job security
a frank and open exchange = sprawling cat fight
details are patchy/the story is still developing/still canvassing opinion/there are conflicting reports = I am fucking clueless
sensitive personal issue = blatant trouser crime
challenging = totally impossible
a brave a courageous decision = the man is insane
no intention of standing for election = I have already won according to my team of paid idiots


i could do this all day