Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Minor setback - We're tumbling head first into a pit of doom

We have to remain steadfast - You're all following me to hell

I would argue that all political parties are ace at renaming evil.

so tory

new thread?

I have some sort of subliminal obsession with groups of 3.

If I put kisses on a card or message, it's 3.

Smileys on the forum, it's 3.

one is cursory.
two is anal and symmetrical
four is stalky and bonkers

1. I used to manage a service station in Kent.

2. I had an african pen pal called Netumbe

3. I can train flies.

4. I was a drum 'n' bass engineer.

5. Bo

jon carter wrote:

1. I used to manage a service station in Kent.

2. I had an african pen pal called Netumbe

3. I can train flies.

4. I was a drum 'n' bass engineer.

5. Bo

the boy done good

I've never been on here this early

I am waiting for a dryer to be delivered and I do not know what time it will arrive.

I also smell of garlic.

Bishop wrote:I am waiting for a dryer to be delivered and I do not know what time it will arrive.

I also smell of garlic.

harold is the king of mundane

Claire faulkner danced in my living room today.


We had to break into dozy rascals flat last night.


Aunty michelle lives in wakefield.

well my housemate dumped his bird on saturday

i had a fillet tower burger from kfc as it happend

and we now get to keep the cuddly meerkat that was sent in the post for changing insurers

i guess i'm the big winner in this scenario.

I was reprimanded by a knight of the realm last night.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I was reprimanded by a knight of the realm last night.

Were you wearing the wrong kind of loafers at the 19th hole?

Nope, I was taking a shortcut through his estate to the golf club.

I knew it was something golf related.

Why did you think that? I could have been playing a posh game of 'knock a door run'

haha we called it 'knock 'n' run'

actually previously known as 'knock down ginger' for some reason.

I thought it was golf related as you are a humongous toff

I'd say Bish is a bigger toff than me. Polo is posher than golf.

He is a tattooed streaking bumpkin.

You are a tory AND a golf nut.

TOFF

I've finally made it. I am recognised as a toff. Now to buy some tweeds, a Range Rover and some kind of gun dog.

African pioneer is THE LOOK gurl

Can't find that one on google. Help me out.

Will I need a specialist outfitters to obtain the look?

If a chap has to look further than Jermyn St it's not worth finding.

Sherrers wrote:If a chap has to look further than Jermyn St it's not worth finding.

I'm going to open a tailors and have that as my marketing line.

Sherrers wrote:haha we called it 'knock 'n' run'

actually previously known as 'knock down ginger' for some reason.

I thought it was golf related as you are a humongous toff

we called it thunder and lightning as in knock like thunder, run like lightning

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:If a chap has to look further than Jermyn St it's not worth finding.

I'm going to open a tailors and have that as my marketing line.

I foxed you there. That is a pic of H.M Stanley who as any fule no is a bloody American and therefore no gentleman at all.


Doctor Livingston I presume...? (Asked a keen Lion)



WERQing a STRONG thornproof tweed to DEATH

i bet livingstone wished he had met the lion that wasn't arsed

I'd forgotten about the lion that couldn't be arsed.

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:If a chap has to look further than Jermyn St it's not worth finding.

I'm going to open a tailors and have that as my marketing line.

I foxed you there. That is a pic of H.M Stanley who as any fule no is a bloody American and therefore no gentleman at all.


Doctor Livingston I presume...? (Asked a keen Lion)



WERQing a STRONG thornproof tweed to DEATH

I am a massive fule. Explorers ain't my thang sugar.

i've just bought a 5-litre sealable container to store my porridge in

i also bough a pint of blue slushpuppy, i now have brainfreeze

and i also got given a free aero bar by a girl who was dressed up as a bubble