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You should have asked if her name was Poppy.
And saved any cock gags for the 2nd date.
And saved any cock gags for the 2nd date.
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Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
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Sherrers wrote:You should have asked if her name was Poppy.
And saved any cock gags for the 2nd date.
why poppy?
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dressed as a bubble
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ah i get you
very mundane joke
very mundane joke
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that may be true, still too fast for your autobahn mein freund nein?
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Sherrers wrote:dressed as a bubble
Took me ages to get that. No surprise there really.
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Jnr DJ wrote:I've never been on here this early
Even earlier!
I've actually sneaked into the art cupboard to do this
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woo hoo early thursday
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i don't know what I am on about
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blimey hell what's all this racket I'm trying to sleep!
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Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:51 pm
Jnr DJ wrote:Jnr DJ wrote:I've never been on here this early
Even earlier!
I've actually sneaked into the art cupboard to do this
Hahahaha, that's brilliant. I can just imagine the chaos unfolding in class as you sneak off.
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I have a twitch under my left eye.
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Son of Nod wrote:I have a twitch under my left eye.
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hahaha
that's Nodulas new pic right there!
that's Nodulas new pic right there!
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T.B wrote:hahaha
that's Nodulas new pic right there!
Can someone (Tim) do the honours please?
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I have the technology
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T.B wrote:I have the technology
Hahahaaaaa.....bloody ace! Thank you!!!!
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I fixed my first inner tube yesterday.
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Son of Nod wrote:I fixed my first inner tube yesterday.
Did you find the leak in the bath?
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Sherrers wrote:Son of Nod wrote:I fixed my first inner tube yesterday.
Did you find the leak in the bath?
Yep....used the sink though. Wasn't any instructions but sussed it out. Sandpaper inner tube around the puncture, glue it and cover with rubber thingy in repair kit.
Clever Noddy.
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Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:35 pm
Isn't it easier just to buy a new innertube these days? Or is this one of those lost arts you're trying to preserve for future generations?
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Isn't it easier just to buy a new innertube these days? Or is this one of those lost arts you're trying to preserve for future generations?
Never tried it before. Thought, why not. What could go wrong...plus we need the pram to wheel baby Nodule around - who is 9 months old now....shit, where has the time gone!!!!
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Fandango Widewheels Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:38 pm
Your pram wheels have innertubes? What sort of vehicle is this?
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It's gone! never to return! wooohahahaha 
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Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:39 pm
Sherrers wrote:It's gone! never to return! wooohahahaha
Are you on the cough syrup?
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All cough syrups and some period pain relievers have dextomethorphanhydrobromide in you know
I'll google the spelling in a mo
Anyway. IF you drink 2 bottles of night nurse it turns you into a form of lizard for about 48 hours
1980's highs for cheap
No I'm not on it sadly.
I'll google the spelling in a mo
Anyway. IF you drink 2 bottles of night nurse it turns you into a form of lizard for about 48 hours
1980's highs for cheap
No I'm not on it sadly.
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Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:47 pm
You'll find that most over the counter ailment reliefs have got some proper naughties in, just not enough to make it worth the while. Plus, if you did get enough in you to have the desired effect all the other shit that is in them would kill you (I don't know why I'm telling you this, it's like reading the new testament to Jesus).
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dextromethorphan hydrobromide
[-methôr′fən]
an antitussive derived from morphine but lacking opioid effects. NOT IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF IT SQUIRE
indication It is prescribed for the suppression of nonproductive cough.
contraindications Use of a monoamine oxidase inhibitor within the past 14 days or known hypersensitivity to this drug prohibits its use.
adverse effects The most serious adverse reaction is respiratory depression resulting from large doses and transmorphology into bipedal lizard.
Mosby's Medical Dictionary, 8th edition. © 2009, Elsevier.
dextromethorphan hydrobromide
(dek´strōmthor´fan hī´drōbrō´mīd),
n brand names: Benylin DM, Robitussin Pediatric, Vicks Formula 44;
drug class: antitussive, nonnarcotic;
action: depresses cough center in medulla;
use: nonproductive cough.
Mosby's Dental Dictionary, 2nd edition. © 2008 Elsevier, Inc. All rights reserved.
[-methôr′fən]
an antitussive derived from morphine but lacking opioid effects. NOT IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF IT SQUIRE
indication It is prescribed for the suppression of nonproductive cough.
contraindications Use of a monoamine oxidase inhibitor within the past 14 days or known hypersensitivity to this drug prohibits its use.
adverse effects The most serious adverse reaction is respiratory depression resulting from large doses and transmorphology into bipedal lizard.
Mosby's Medical Dictionary, 8th edition. © 2009, Elsevier.
dextromethorphan hydrobromide
(dek´strōmthor´fan hī´drōbrō´mīd),
n brand names: Benylin DM, Robitussin Pediatric, Vicks Formula 44;
drug class: antitussive, nonnarcotic;
action: depresses cough center in medulla;
use: nonproductive cough.
Mosby's Dental Dictionary, 2nd edition. © 2008 Elsevier, Inc. All rights reserved.
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Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:49 pm
I'd be proper sick after two bottles of night nurse.
We once made Benzocaine in pharmaceutical chemistry practical at Uni. Walked round with a numb face for a weekend. Not funny.
We once made Benzocaine in pharmaceutical chemistry practical at Uni. Walked round with a numb face for a weekend. Not funny.
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Your pram wheels have innertubes? What sort of vehicle is this?
Mamas and Papa Sport 03
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I bet it was really REALLY funny for any observer.
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