Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:Tonight me and the good lady Hooters are travelling to a small village called Upton to sample some mythical fish and chips. Boom..

It's not a unicorn it's a narwal

Large pointed spike on its bonce. I know the one.

I'm leaving the island this weekend,and heading up the smoke!.

Been invited to a warehouse party.

The last warehouse party I went to was in 1991,inside a derelict magnets home store.

This has been organised by poker flat recordings.

Not sure what to expect?.

The weekend thread is locked??

crang wrote:I'm leaving the island this weekend,and heading up the smoke!.

Been invited to a warehouse party.

The last warehouse party I went to was in 1991,inside a derelict magnets home store.

This has been organised by poker flat recordings.

Not sure what to expect?.

It'll be about as close to a 'warehouse party' as going to Fabrics

T.B wrote:

crang wrote:I'm leaving the island this weekend,and heading up the smoke!.

Been invited to a warehouse party.

The last warehouse party I went to was in 1991,inside a derelict magnets home store.

This has been organised by poker flat recordings.

Not sure what to expect?.

It'll be about as close to a 'warehouse party' as going to Fabrics

It was really good.

Great venue,great crowd,and some banging sounds!

Steve bug was ace!,as was burnski and m.a.n.i.k.

It was no warehouse though,more like a gutted out stately home.

crang wrote:

T.B wrote:

crang wrote:I'm leaving the island this weekend,and heading up the smoke!.

Been invited to a warehouse party.

The last warehouse party I went to was in 1991,inside a derelict magnets home store.

This has been organised by poker flat recordings.

Not sure what to expect?.

It'll be about as close to a 'warehouse party' as going to Fabrics

It was really good.

Great venue,great crowd,and some banging sounds!

Steve bug was ace!,as was burnski and m.a.n.i.k.

It was no warehouse though,more like a gutted out stately home.

Did you get home safely or are we going to hear another of Crangs tales?

Stayed over at a mates in Finsbury park,and got the train home Sunday afternoon.

So unfortunately/fortunately no tales of drunken travel hardships,or chaotic tomfoolery.

Sorry,maybe next time:).

(I didn't drink any buckfast?).

crang wrote:Stayed over at a mates in Finsbury park,and got the train home Sunday afternoon.

So unfortunately/fortunately no tales of drunken travel hardships,or chaotic tomfoolery.

Sorry,maybe next time:).

(I didn't drink any buckfast?).

Your previous travel tale still has me in stitches.

I've been driving the family car for over ten years and only discovered last night it has cruise control.

I reckon cos of that it may have used as much as twice the fuel it's needed to.

Newark is an anagram of Wanker.

My dog got a bit of his ear off in a dog fight. His dressing is most amusing.

Chico says Whitney had an overdose of Nembutol.

Inevitibol more like.

i just bought a ball of string

Sherrers wrote:
Chico says Whitney had an overdose of Nembutol.

Inevitibol more like.

brill

T.B wrote:

Sherrers wrote:
Chico says Whitney had an overdose of Nembutol.

Inevitibol more like.

brill

Is clever innit...

I am now a member of a golf club.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I am now a member of a golf club.

Yep.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I am now a member of a golf club.

your conversion to complete toryism continues unabated

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I am now a member of a golf club.

your conversion to complete toryism continues unabated

I've not even told you what club it is yet

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I am now a member of a golf club.

your conversion to complete toryism continues unabated

I've not even told you what club it is yet

a pitching wedge?



(i reckon its wynyard)

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I am now a member of a golf club.

your conversion to complete toryism continues unabated

I've not even told you what club it is yet

a pitching wedge?



(i reckon its wynyard)

you've got the measure of me.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I am now a member of a golf club.

your conversion to complete toryism continues unabated

I've not even told you what club it is yet

a pitching wedge?



(i reckon its wynyard)

you've got the measure of me.

i don't think i can go to distrikt now, with you being a tory, i'll feel bad

If you back out Wookie you are letting the Tories win. Like Red Wedge.

T.B wrote:

Sherrers wrote:
Chico says Whitney had an overdose of Nembutol.

Inevitibol more like.

brill

ace

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I am now a member of a golf club.

your conversion to complete toryism continues unabated

I've not even told you what club it is yet

a pitching wedge?



(i reckon its wynyard)

you've got the measure of me.

i don't think i can go to distrikt now, with you being a tory, i'll feel bad

The CMD will keep my rampant capitalism in check.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I am now a member of a golf club.

your conversion to complete toryism continues unabated

I've not even told you what club it is yet

a pitching wedge?



(i reckon its wynyard)

you've got the measure of me.

i don't think i can go to distrikt now, with you being a tory, i'll feel bad

The CMD will keep my rampant capitalism in check.

Is that what you call your bedtime Radio 4 antics? RAMPANT CAPITALISM!

Whats your handicap Mr T-Woods-Ballz

Jnr DJ wrote:

T.B wrote:

Sherrers wrote:
Chico says Whitney had an overdose of Nembutol.

Inevitibol more like.

brill

ace

I nearly missed that

Bishop wrote:Whats your handicap Mr T-Woods-Ballz

Pretty much my whole game.

T.B wrote:If you back out Wookie you are letting the Tories win. Like Red Wedge.

could you drink with thatcher?

having a pint with t-ballz would be like drinking with douglas hurd.

I'd share a sherry with Mrs T.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'd share a sherry with Mrs T.

you'd share alot more Mark Thatcher.

Tory's don't share anything. They're so tight they don't even get herpes.