Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

I can't help but notice your failure to keep the patient alive.

And the look of alarm on your nurses.

Your bearded nurses.

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Dying your beard again?

Today I found a pipemaking forum...

Bag pipe forum

I'm bang into Merino Wool

Last night I thought it was a bonkers dream but there really is a pigeon living next my head on the windowsill who comes in the crack in the window when it's chilly.

The upstairs flat's TV ariel got loose and has been hammering on the window. I yanked on it and apparently their TV scudded all the way across the room. It's been a weird week for windows.

I've had to go back to full thermals. It's not cos it's that cold but I have to wear scoutmaster shorts and that, as it's not winter.

The battle with grey hairs has got to a point where I'm getting overrun. LIke negative Zulu.

The love I lost was a sweet love...

Sherrers wrote:I'm bang into Merino Wool

Last night I thought it was a bonkers dream but there really is a pigeon living next my head on the windowsill who comes in the crack in the window when it's chilly.

The upstairs flat's TV ariel got loose and has been hammering on the window. I yanked on it and apparently their TV scudded all the way across the room. It's been a weird week for windows.

I've had to go back to full thermals. It's not cos it's that cold but I have to wear scoutmaster shorts and that, as it's not winter.

The battle with grey hairs has got to a point where I'm getting overrun. LIke negative Zulu.

The love I lost was a sweet love...

I brushed my teeth to that song this very morning. Equally mundane.

We need to get this guy on here:

'luke [email=slater‏@reallukeslater]slater‏@reallukeslater[/email]

Just drove to Bedford and back to put in 6 synths for a service with the analogue guru Adrian.'

Mundane.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:We need to get this guy on here:

'luke [email=slater‏@reallukeslater]slater‏@reallukeslater[/email]

Just drove to Bedford and back to put in 6 synths for a service with the analogue guru Adrian.'

Mundane.

I'd rather hoped that an analogue guru would have a slightly more exciting name than adrian.

And I didn't think the centre of the analog world would be Bedford.

Knowing synths a wee bit it's actually more leaning that way than the other.

It is more likely Adrian in Bedford. He wouldn't be called Roland or Kazio or Light Flange and come from Zurich or a circuit board accident.

Analogue synths are made by and loved by very dull blokes from Billericay, Barnes, Mitcham, Flitwick and Cheam.

Call yourself Depeche Mode all you like you are still Dave and Martin from Basildon.

The clue is in the name. Analogue.

He's been around many a year that lad and a staple piss taker on our scene.

Hang on, so you know Adrian from Bedford?

Your link doesn't work but "the real luke slater" is a well known prankster.

Ahhhhh, I see. I thought you meant Adrian from Bedford. That would have been even better.

I know many real life 'Adrian from Bedford's' but it is PROPER dull.

There is a bloke in the Welsh mountains who can repair speaker cones.

Something that is to all mere mortals impossible. As it involves layers and layers of paper and laminates. When a cone is gone it is gone.

Not so for the Welsh Warlock.

I wouldn't have thought it was economically viable to repair speaker cones. I stand corrected.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I wouldn't have thought it was economically viable to repair speaker cones. I stand corrected.

It's usually not but like any machine you enter the world of vintage or something really worth fixing that's when you go to Wales.

He's really cranky as well. He'll only do it to a cone once and god help you if that one goes. Once is amateur in his view. Twice makes you an idiot

I love a good expert who looks down their nose at you and makes you feel massively inadequate

there's another kind?

I've taken to kneeling at a low table to work in a Japanese fashion.

I've got not one, not two but THREE Blue Peter badges.

I like to make my own curry and rice and just get the naan and starters delivered. I'll consider myself a good cook when I can get a naan as good as the shop.

My sonic toothbrush has lasted over 7 years and never loses charge. Proof positive of built in obsolescence.

The asian man in the inconvenience store for some reason is convinced I am an afghan posing as english and nudge-nudge-wink-winks me every time I go in like I'm some sort of extremist sleeper cell or something. Maybe I should start to deny it.

The man who has lived in my small block the longest said the other day that I am the friendliest person who has ever lived here. Which says a lot about Londoners.

There is an inch of water in the driver's side footwell and I'm very tired of trying to fix it. I will NEVER give any car over to a London 'mechanic'.

I've often felt like writing to Edward Temple Tudor to explain that the swords of a thousand men isn't really a very decisive number in military terms whichever century your brain is living in.

Ah nice to have the dullness back.

Bravo Sir.

Sherrers wrote:I've taken to kneeling at a low table to work in a Japanese fashion.

I've got not one, not two but THREE Blue Peter badges.

I like to make my own curry and rice and just get the naan and starters delivered. I'll consider myself a good cook when I can get a naan as good as the shop.

My sonic toothbrush has lasted over 7 years and never loses charge. Proof positive of built in obsolescence.

The asian man in the inconvenience store for some reason is convinced I am an afghan posing as english and nudge-nudge-wink-winks me every time I go in like I'm some sort of extremist sleeper cell or something. Maybe I should start to deny it.

The man who has lived in my small block the longest said the other day that I am the friendliest person who has ever lived here. Which says a lot about Londoners.

There is an inch of water in the driver's side footwell and I'm very tired of trying to fix it. I will NEVER give any car over to a London 'mechanic'.

I've often felt like writing to Edward Temple Tudor to explain that the swords of a thousand men isn't really a very decisive number in military terms whichever century your brain is living in.

There's a 'pie and vinyl' shop just opened up down my road.

Together at last!

There's loads of Dunlop bag wearing students occupying its residence.

I've learned this morning that you can no longer do hot bolting on an 8 bolt 6 inch flange. This is because the global line and equipment standard has been updated. I wish someone had told me.

hot bolted flange.

I didn't even make it up.

Sherrers wrote:hot bolted flange.

I have seen that film.

Never mind your smut, I've got some flanges here that need hot bolting. It's holding up our equipment preparations.

I dare not mention the Essex flange as her ladyship may think i am referring to her when i am not.