Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

And after all that i've not even ended up going

A nice boring bookend to a dull tale of aborted adventure.

Broadhead wrote:And after all that i've not even ended up going

Was she washing her hair.

Bishop wrote:

Broadhead wrote:And after all that i've not even ended up going

Was she washing her hair.

I was washing mine.

i've just had a wild boar burger, and it was very nice

wookie wrote:i've just had a wild boar burger, and it was very nice

I had the very same t'other week. Agreed, very nice, nicer even than the Kangaroo.

wookie wrote:i've just had a wild boar burger, and it was very nice

WOW!!!

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:i've just had a wild boar burger, and it was very nice

I had the very same t'other week. Agreed, very nice, nicer even than the Kangaroo.

the stand had some more wonderful ones on

bison, zebra and camel

i might go back for one tomorrow

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:i've just had a wild boar burger, and it was very nice

I had the very same t'other week. Agreed, very nice, nicer even than the Kangaroo.

the stand had some more wonderful ones on

bison, zebra and camel

i might go back for one tomorrow

I want one.

I will be presenting the 'CIA 2012 award for reputation' at this years annual CIA awards dinner.

I have never presented an award before.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I will be presenting the 'CIA 2012 award for reputation' at this years annual CIA awards dinner.

I have never presented an award before.

i didn't know spooks got awards?

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I will be presenting the 'CIA 2012 award for reputation' at this years annual CIA awards dinner.

I have never presented an award before.

i didn't know spooks got awards?

It's all sshhh....

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I will be presenting the 'CIA 2012 award for reputation' at this years annual CIA awards dinner.

I have never presented an award before.

i didn't know spooks got awards?

best "Boo" goes to the Mac Witch

Not that CIA

I've got a new yellow shirt for summer. It's really very yellow and says SUMMER very loud.

I had a load of mouldy pitta bread earlier. I can't remember if mould is totally harmless or terribly poisonous. We'll find out soon.

I've been collecting goggles left at the pool. I've also liberated a nice towel. If I start taking trunks home someone kill me.

My very best headphones are gone forever.

The weekend's travel has knocked me sideways. I've lost all my pizzazz.

Sherrers wrote:I've got a new yellow shirt for summer. It's really very yellow and says SUMMER very loud.

I had a load of mouldy pitta bread earlier. I can't remember if mould is totally harmless or terribly poisonous. We'll find out soon.

I've been collecting goggles left at the pool. I've also liberated a nice towel. If I start taking trunks home someone kill me.

My very best headphones are gone forever.

The weekend's travel has knocked me sideways. I've lost all my pizzazz.

Were these the ones with the modified hinges?

Yeah. The promoter said he'd posted them to me but it was a large fib.

Fibbing promoters?

Whatever next

I had a pair of brand new headphone nicked from Sankeys.

The promoter said he'll sort it out on insurance.

Never saw these replacement Headphones.

I need to hire a dinner jacket. It's cheaper to buy one but I'm not allowed to make personal gain from company finances. You do the math.

Morrisons now do a rather fab range of fresh fruit, vegetables and accompaniments. I bought a scotch bonnet chilli to spice up my salad. I'll report back after lunch.

My Dad's in Cyprus. He says it's boring.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I need to hire a dinner jacket. It's cheaper to buy one but I'm not allowed to make personal gain from company finances. You do the mathSSSS

Morrisons now do a rather fab range of fresh fruit, vegetables and accompaniments. I bought a scotch bonnet chilli to spice up my salad. I'll report back after lunch.

My Dad's in Cyprus. He says it's boring.

My dad works for Morrisons. Not in store, in finance for the meat division, but Mozza's have been known for having shit fresh fruit and veg for many a year so they are making an effort to put this right. I shall pass this positive feedback on.

He is also going to Cyprus in a couple of weeks.

We were proper impressed with their efforts. So much so we have switched back to shopping at Morrisons after a 6 year boycott.

tory in shopping with the masses shocker

Unfortunately we don't have a Waitrose

Tuxedo hire claimed back on expenses.

Broadhead wrote:Tuxedo hire claimed back on expenses.

Of course

It really is like some sort of Alan Bennet monologue on here.

I love it

haha it does really work if you read all the posts in an alan bennett voice

I am having literally minutes of fun with it.

I like the alan bennett game