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two words for you...
Renault.
Clio.
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Renault.
Clio.
end of.
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Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:two words for you...
Renault.
Clio.
end of.
scarlet pimpernel- vvw
- Number of posts : 649
Location : Pontecarlo, YORKSHIRE
Sherrers wrote:Al wrote:You said you were doing more DIY this weekend. What did you learn Sherribonk?
Oh I learned that using a hairdryer to prep a damp joist is really boring. That Bitumen is very hard to get off your car's bodywork. That if you really want that proper greenskeeper effect on a lawn you need to use a chalk line and lastly never try to repair a stone statue without a proper two handed hammer drill (electric).
I also learned my lower back is made of green jelly.
schoolboy errors mate
should hav got the pros in
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Bishop wrote:Sherrers wrote:two words for you...
Renault.
Clio.
end of.
that's YOUR car that is Rog.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
Sherrers wrote:today I learned cappuccino is SHIT if made with skimmed milk. Also if you subtly accuse an Italian of not being very Italian if he uses said milk he gets very, very angry.
so would it be fair to say you were served a.. *stifles tittering*.... a ... crappuccino?
Jonny Boy- vvwi
- Number of posts : 753
Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
oh dear.
Not been getting much sleep Al?
So basically Tim has a Mini and Roger has a Clio? Shameful!
Bet they meet up at service stations and race. Really slowly.
Not been getting much sleep Al?
So basically Tim has a Mini and Roger has a Clio? Shameful!
Bet they meet up at service stations and race. Really slowly.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Jonny Boy wrote:oh dear.
Not been getting much sleep Al?
So basically Tim has a Mini and Roger has a Clio? Shameful!
Bet they meet up at service stations and race. Really slowly.
*chortle*
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
I've had the dubious honour of being a passenger in Tim's car and I have to say I was in fear of my life. I have a child now! never again!
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Al wrote:I've had the dubious honour of being a passenger in Tim's car and I have to say I was in fear of my life. I have a child now! never again!
I can imagine Tim being a middle lane hogger.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
Bishop wrote:Al wrote:I've had the dubious honour of being a passenger in Tim's car and I have to say I was in fear of my life. I have a child now! never again!
I can imagine Tim being a middle lane hogger.
Don't! he'll go into FULL raging Clarkson mode.
To be fair Tim is a total boy racer. His car has been in those stupid magazines and everything. Still a fucking hairdresser's car though.
Jonny Boy- vvwi
- Number of posts : 753
Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
everyone I know who has been in that car has vowed never again.
I want a go!
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
i've been in tims car
id go in it again
id go in it again
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
Ye Olde Rog wrote:Bishop wrote:Al wrote:I've had the dubious honour of being a passenger in Tim's car and I have to say I was in fear of my life. I have a child now! never again!
I can imagine Tim being a middle lane hogger.
Don't! he'll go into FULL raging Clarkson mode.
To be fair Tim is a total boy racer. His car has been in those stupid magazines and everything. Still a fucking hairdresser's car though.
"raging clarkson" always makes me chortle.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
"If my CAR was your WIFE.... (ridiculous pause)... I'd let you DRIVE HER"
Clarkson has Acute Shatner's Disorder. He stresses completely the wrong words in a sentence.
Clarkson has Acute Shatner's Disorder. He stresses completely the wrong words in a sentence.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:"If my CAR was your WIFE.... (ridiculous pause)... I'd let you DRIVE HER"
Clarkson has Acute Shatner's Disorder. He stresses completely the wrong words in a sentence.
Stop talking rubbish sherrers or i may have to come and beat you. Over the head wih a floral sofa.
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Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
That sofa has beaten you to it. It has humiliated and ruined me thoroughly. Some soft furnishings are harder than you think.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:That sofa has beaten you to it. It has humiliated and ruined me thoroughly. Some soft furnishings are harder than you think.
Hahahaha. you dj;s think you are so tough and then get fettled by a floral bum rest. rubbish.
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
[quote="Bishop"]
I'd like to see how wins in a knock-down fight between Clarkson and Charlie Brookner. Old-man wankers versus angry but effete guardianistas, in the age-old battle, etc...
Sherrers wrote:"If my CAR was your WIFE.... (ridiculous pause)... I'd let you DRIVE HER"
Clarkson has Acute Shatner's Disorder. He stresses completely the wrong words in a sentence.
I'd like to see how wins in a knock-down fight between Clarkson and Charlie Brookner. Old-man wankers versus angry but effete guardianistas, in the age-old battle, etc...
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
Clarkson is a very big lad and Brooker is a self confessed coward.
Brooker would deffo win on the page though.
Brooker would deffo win on the page though.
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
Al wrote:Clarkson is a very big lad and Brooker is a self confessed coward.
Brooker would deffo win on the page though.
You can't tell me Clarkson's not a coward, though. Ten mins in the east end and he'd be whimpering for his Merc^H^H^H mummy.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
clarkson is from doncaster i reckon he fights dirty
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
wookie wrote:clarkson is from doncaster i reckon he fights dirty
Donny Donny Donny Donny.
My dad knows his mum and she fights dirty.
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
Bishop wrote:wookie wrote:clarkson is from doncaster i reckon he fights dirty
Donny Donny Donny Donny.
My dad knows his mum and she fights dirty.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
wookie wrote:clarkson is from doncaster i reckon he fights dirty
I was expecting more of a "Clarkson would win if he had tusks and a metal skull and Brooker was made of custard" type channel 5 science from our Wookie on the imaginary battling beasts tip
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
hahaha
im gonna make film called furry rex
where a tyrannosaurus rex is let loose up apon leeds and the only thing that can stop him is a bear
and get some dodgy scientists to back up my film
im gonna make film called furry rex
where a tyrannosaurus rex is let loose up apon leeds and the only thing that can stop him is a bear
and get some dodgy scientists to back up my film
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
Today I learned :
That there is life in Blyth after dark.
That if one of your fingers goes numb it is a trapped nerve in your elbow, not leprosy.
That if a tree falls over in a forest it defo makes a sound.
Dealers will deliver anywhere/anytime if you tell them the recipient is a multi millionaire.
How to do pastry... finally. I foresee a mainly pie based future for this lifeform.
"The Wagon" sounds big... but it is a lonely vehicle to be on.
That there is life in Blyth after dark.
That if one of your fingers goes numb it is a trapped nerve in your elbow, not leprosy.
That if a tree falls over in a forest it defo makes a sound.
Dealers will deliver anywhere/anytime if you tell them the recipient is a multi millionaire.
How to do pastry... finally. I foresee a mainly pie based future for this lifeform.
"The Wagon" sounds big... but it is a lonely vehicle to be on.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
Was google involved with this dealer?
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
wookie wrote:Was google involved with this dealer?
drugs.google.com? OH BOY MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
Today I learned it takes 3 weeks to grow a 'tache.
5 for achieving a full curl at the ends.
5 for achieving a full curl at the ends.
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
Full curls, I fancy some of that! Been looking at pictures of Andrew Weatherall and reckon his tash is full on curling action!
I am attempting to grow a beard!! A full one!!!
I am attempting to grow a beard!! A full one!!!
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