Things you wish had been invented

a website, that you type lyrics into, and it knows which song your on about

and tells you

trying to track down a tune, with a guy saying

"it's not colour, colour doesn't really matter anymore"

it was on a recent jason hodges mix

Just google the lyrics mate, sometimes works for me.

tried that mate

no joy

I wish that someone would invent chilled tampons for when you have a bit of thrush.

One of those little portable fridges?

Token Bird wrote:I wish that someone would invent chilled tampons for when you have a bit of thrush.

i dont think chilled tampons would help against a bird

how about a tampon sized cat, that would do the job

wookie wrote:

Token Bird wrote:I wish that someone would invent chilled tampons for when you have a bit of thrush.

i dont think chilled tampons would help against a bird

how about a tampon sized cat, that would do the job

bigdaddy wrote:One of those little portable fridges?

the moisture swells them up. I already did some lab trials in ibiza.

I wish this was readily available for tiny london gardens

ace. One for the shed and no mistake. You might actually be able to turn around on your 'lawn' on that Al.

Al you need this engine on that little tractor. Not only will you be able to turn around you will be able to mow your lawn super fast. Thus more drinking time in the pub. Although you may actualy just ending up smashing through walls and gardens and houses.

Thats a fucking beast,love it.

PW wrote:Thats a fucking beast,love it.

I could see Lord Roger roaring round his vast estate on this bad boy. With a leather flying hat on and a white scarf with a coat hanger in the middle of it. terrorising the peasants as they work in his fields.

Back to the Futur^H^H^H^H estate. Yes!

Bishop wrote:

PW wrote:Thats a fucking beast,love it.

I could see Lord Roger roaring round his vast estate on this bad boy. With a leather flying hat on and a white scarf with a coat hanger in the middle of it. terrorising the peasants as they work in his fields.

Strangely enough Bish your avatar is the nearest thing to a person doing an impersonation of Rog in christendom. He is exactly like the mad prof from BTTF and even genuinely says things like "GREAT SCOTT!" true.

Hahaha. Excellent.

1.21 GIGGAWATTS (spelling may be incorrect but thats how i roll).

In fact thats what i wish i had invented, no not a mad old pensioner who is Doc Brown personified.

This, or indeed the flux capacitor which made the whole thing work.

He's uncannily on the ball with computers and sound equipment too. But not so hot on the socio-political topography of his fellow man since the great war.

And Gardening. Good at Gardening too.

Rog to Tim whilst in garden "Fuck me that new mowers quick"

no if it was Rog it would be

"take that you French bastards"


(overheard Rog muttering that when using his strimmer, apparently all dandelions are French)

I wish they would invent an "auto-counter-argument" device for confounding smart arse sherrers.

Al wrote:I wish they would invent an "auto-counter-argument" device for confounding smart arse sherrers.

I googled that and it said google.

Sherrers wrote:no if it was Rog it would be

"take that you French bastards"


(overheard Rog muttering that when using his strimmer, apparently all dandelions are French)

I can just picture that.

they are all lawn ruining french yellow faced bastards!

Ye Olde Rog wrote:they are all lawn ruining french yellow faced bastards!

hahaha. I can feel the rage. racist.

Rog can't technically be one 'cos he hates everyone.

I wish they'd invent a cure for shingles


and a cure for electrogash

Instant hangover cure in tablet form.

Bishop wrote:Instant hangover cure in tablet form.

it exists but you have to take it before and during. I forget what it's called.