FILM REVIEWS WITH DAVE CLARKE

A Nightmare On Elm St is rubbish!!!!

Al wrote:I'm sorry but I really didn't rate it.

I'm happy to debate the fact

You will rue the day you said that!

Sherrers wrote:

Al wrote:I'm sorry but I really didn't rate it.

I'm happy to debate the fact

You will rue the day you said that!

It's a farce. I was gutted. Mind you I only watched the first one. Where they claim to basically be taking on the entire Axis as usual...

Predators is worth a watch. If you don't have anything better to do...

Son of Nod wrote:Predators is worth a watch. If you don't have anything better to do...

I don't, so I will.

Cheers Nodule.


I'll argue the toss about 'The Pacific' with the doubting thomas contingent another time

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:Predators is worth a watch. If you don't have anything better to do...

I don't, so I will.

Cheers Nodule.


I'll argue the toss about 'The Pacific' with the doubting thomas contingent another time

It ain't the best one made....but will do.

Watched The Crazies last night, and I bloddy well enjoyed it!!!

Son of Nod wrote:Watched The Crazies last night, and I bloddy well enjoyed it!!!

I saw the Stinky's crowd from the monitors too.
Turns out they weren't 'Crazies' like Jimmy Krankie is cuurazy.... just all unwashed retarded vest wearing electro gash victims.
I resolutely failed to enjoy it.

Super 8



Quite fancy this...

I watched Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween II and loved it even though I thought I would hate it. The way some of the sequences are filmed is very clever, even though it is basically just a slasher movie. It’s pretty brutal in parts as well without slipping into ‘violence for violence’ sake.

MarkD77 wrote:I watched Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween II and loved it even though I thought I would hate it. The way some of the sequences are filmed is very clever, even though it is basically just a slasher movie. It’s pretty brutal in parts as well without slipping into ‘violence for violence’ sake.

I thought it wasn't as good as his first remake, even though the start was rather jolly!

Son of Nod wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:I watched Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween II and loved it even though I thought I would hate it. The way some of the sequences are filmed is very clever, even though it is basically just a slasher movie. It’s pretty brutal in parts as well without slipping into ‘violence for violence’ sake.

I thought it wasn't as good as his first remake, even though the start was rather jolly!

I've not seen the first one, I'll check it out.

Have you seen house of a thousand corpses and the devils rejects?

MarkD77 wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:I watched Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween II and loved it even though I thought I would hate it. The way some of the sequences are filmed is very clever, even though it is basically just a slasher movie. It’s pretty brutal in parts as well without slipping into ‘violence for violence’ sake.

I thought it wasn't as good as his first remake, even though the start was rather jolly!

I've not seen the first one, I'll check it out.

Have you seen house of a thousand corpses and the devils rejects?

Devils Rejects yes....watched that one Christmas day, along with the Elephant Man!

Not seen the House of A Thousand Corpses yet!

Son of Nod wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:I watched Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween II and loved it even though I thought I would hate it. The way some of the sequences are filmed is very clever, even though it is basically just a slasher movie. It’s pretty brutal in parts as well without slipping into ‘violence for violence’ sake.

I thought it wasn't as good as his first remake, even though the start was rather jolly!

I've not seen the first one, I'll check it out.

Have you seen house of a thousand corpses and the devils rejects?

Devils Rejects yes....watched that one Christmas day, along with the Elephant Man!

Not seen the House of A Thousand Corpses yet!

Wow, Christmas day at your house must be fun

'Here love, fancy a nice dose of violence with your turkey?'

House of a 1000 corpses is class. I'm thinkng you would like it.

MarkD77 wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:I watched Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween II and loved it even though I thought I would hate it. The way some of the sequences are filmed is very clever, even though it is basically just a slasher movie. It’s pretty brutal in parts as well without slipping into ‘violence for violence’ sake.

I thought it wasn't as good as his first remake, even though the start was rather jolly!

I've not seen the first one, I'll check it out.

Have you seen house of a thousand corpses and the devils rejects?

Yeah Rob Zombie has that style of horror flick nailed. Lew Temple (who's in Devils Rejects... I think he gets an axe in the back from memory ) took me and my mates for a night out in Hollywood when we went on a road trip in the US. He's quality guy, he had us drinking all sorts of cowboy style shots hobnobbing with D-list waiters / out of work actors!

I can feel Devils Rejects coming on!!!

elrusto wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:I watched Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween II and loved it even though I thought I would hate it. The way some of the sequences are filmed is very clever, even though it is basically just a slasher movie. It’s pretty brutal in parts as well without slipping into ‘violence for violence’ sake.

I thought it wasn't as good as his first remake, even though the start was rather jolly!

I've not seen the first one, I'll check it out.

Have you seen house of a thousand corpses and the devils rejects?

Yeah Rob Zombie has that style of horror flick nailed. Lew Temple (who's in Devils Rejects... I think he gets an axe in the back from memory ) took me and my mates for a night out in Hollywood when we went on a road trip in the US. He's quality guy, he had us drinking all sorts of cowboy style shots hobnobbing with D-list waiters / out of work actors!

I've been twice and not even seen Mickey Mouse!

bloody hell.

I thought you lot were told about silly zombies, trainers and football.

She's right. The culture element is on the wane...

Predators.
Balls. The point of a monster film is not seeing the monster. Adrien Brody is about as convincing as a mercenary as Dale Winton is as Darth Vader (Coming this Xmas ;Queen's Theatre Panto, Bournmouth.)

The Disappearance of Alice Creed.
Harrowing. No fun. Worth a watch for the good acting alone. I liked it. You won't.

V. Series 1.
Not much point if you watched the original series. Not having a point never stopped me doing anything though. It's quite good actually.

In Search of the Great Beast 666 ; Aleister Crowley.
low budget documentary on officially "the world's wickedest man" (no, not that kind of wicked). I've always been interested in him. Not cos I'm a satanist or anything. Of course it's my fave period of history. Everything we consider 'modern' was either invent or conceived of in the 19th century. He was a true victorian pioneer. Not a trailblazer in witchcraft or magic (or 'Magick' as it is supposed to be apparently) or even in being a badarse... he was one of the first self constructed media panto villains. One of the first to have access to global media (just invented), the first to court it deliberately and certainly the first to not only prove but invent the concept of there being "no such thing as bad publicity".
I loved it just cos it's a DVD on him that now sits on my shelves waiting to be spotted by my old folks. But it skims his life and there is nothing in the film you couldn't find on google or god forbid in a book about him.

The Clone Wars ; series 2
Star Wars. Hours and hours of it. Like most american telly aceness it has overcome initial obstacles by having different directors and writers etc etc each episode and has real dynamics. In that some episodes are non stop lasers, killer robots and spaceships (the holy trinity) and some are totally west. Some are very quiet and clever.
It's a cartoon. For kids. I love it.
Star Wars though innit.
Star.
Wars.
End of

I'd like to do more but my mum wants to go on facebook and I'm supposed to be using their computer to look for car parts...

You may have seen frozen in the shops or block buster. I personally thought it was a load of rubbish. It's about three people getting stuck on a ski lift. You can pretty much guess what is going to happen. They get a little bit cold.

The walking dead is still good. I want to know what happens with the guy with no hand.

The pacific seems to be good but I think I will have to watch it again. I watched the same episode twice it was at the end of the second time I realised. Don't think I had my full attention span.

Still love South Park. Makes me laugh out load.

Perl Harbour Sucks.

So do the films that stare ufc fighters. They can't act and the fights still look shit.

RED is funny if you get a chance its worth a watch. Its like The expendables but more clever. Plus you have got to love the mix of actors.

Sherrers wrote:She's right. The culture element is on the wane...

Predators.
Balls. The point of a monster film is not seeing the monster. Adrien Brody is about as convincing as a mercenary as Dale Winton is as Darth Vader (Coming this Xmas ;Queen's Theatre Panto, Bournmouth.)

The Disappearance of Alice Creed.
Harrowing. No fun. Worth a watch for the good acting alone. I liked it. You won't.

V. Series 1.
Not much point if you watched the original series. Not having a point never stopped me doing anything though. It's quite good actually.

In Search of the Great Beast 666 ; Aleister Crowley.
low budget documentary on officially "the world's wickedest man" (no, not that kind of wicked). I've always been interested in him. Not cos I'm a satanist or anything. Of course it's my fave period of history. Everything we consider 'modern' was either invent or conceived of in the 19th century. He was a true victorian pioneer. Not a trailblazer in witchcraft or magic (or 'Magick' as it is supposed to be apparently) or even in being a badarse... he was one of the first self constructed media panto villains. One of the first to have access to global media (just invented), the first to court it deliberately and certainly the first to not only prove but invent the concept of there being "no such thing as bad publicity".
I loved it just cos it's a DVD on him that now sits on my shelves waiting to be spotted by my old folks. But it skims his life and there is nothing in the film you couldn't find on google or god forbid in a book about him.

The Clone Wars ; series 2
Star Wars. Hours and hours of it. Like most american telly aceness it has overcome initial obstacles by having different directors and writers etc etc each episode and has real dynamics. In that some episodes are non stop lasers, killer robots and spaceships (the holy trinity) and some are totally west. Some are very quiet and clever.
It's a cartoon. For kids. I love it.
Star Wars though innit.
Star.
Wars.
End of

I'd like to do more but my mum wants to go on facebook and I'm supposed to be using their computer to look for car parts...

I did say it was worth a watch....

Sherrers wrote:
I'd like to do more but my mum wants to go on facebook and I'm supposed to be using their computer to look for car parts...

hahaha I don't know why but hahahha!

best.christmas.movie.ever:

http://www.rareexportsmovie.com/en

highly recommended.

Hello Mister. Has it gone weirdly super cold over there too? Are you ok?

Inception

Not a film...but based on a film....

FAR FAR AWAY

Finally got round to watching Rob Zombie's remake of the first Halloween last night. Class film but really should have watched it before the second one.