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Roger's Rhetorical Reviews
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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Roger's Rhetorical Reviews
Obviously I don't have to ask what is going to go on here.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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I've been asked to review pop sensation "Nite Jewel".
Anyone who has a made up name goes in " here ". Unless Her Majesty gave them their made up name. Like me, using a sterling example.
Mr Jewel has an interesting face and an inexplicable roadie bridesmaid who carries his floaty garment train.
Soon he is releasing his collaboration with DM-Funk which apparently will be partly less dirge-like than his current output.
Anyway we all know what happens to bloody collaborators.
Can I go now fatty?
Anyone who has a made up name goes in " here ". Unless Her Majesty gave them their made up name. Like me, using a sterling example.
Mr Jewel has an interesting face and an inexplicable roadie bridesmaid who carries his floaty garment train.
Soon he is releasing his collaboration with DM-Funk which apparently will be partly less dirge-like than his current output.
Anyway we all know what happens to bloody collaborators.
Can I go now fatty?
T.B- Moderator
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Location : East London
- Post n°3
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I love you Roger.
Can I be the first to congratulate you on your debut!
*standing ovation*
Can I be the first to congratulate you on your debut!
*standing ovation*
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
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the TimesThis one will run and run
Metroa triumph
VVWI forum adminabout bloody time!
5 stars Gimmatron
RvZ- vvvwi
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*large mexican wave*
crang- vvw
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Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
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Brilliant man. Just brilliant.
Rrriot Guurl- vvw
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Location : on your case boys
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Got to love him.
How old is he really?
How old is he really?
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
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Rrriot Guurl wrote:Got to love him.
How old is he really?
105 at a guess.
Sherrers- Admin
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59. Soon to be a sprightly 60!!
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
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Sherrers wrote:59. Soon to be a sprightly 60!!
We should have a party?
Sherrers- Admin
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I am positive he'd rather die. Which is statistically higher every day after...
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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ach you fucking bastard!
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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Obviously everyone knows the next hot thing is called 'Phonk'.
Apart from Mr "Nite Jewel" we have this delightful fellow to look forward to :
What a very pleasant young man!
Already at the spearhead of this made-up-shitegeist is Sheffield's own "Kindness" who the man telling me what to do says have already featured on here in the form of a dancing remix.
The rhetoric involved here is obvious to anyone. The connection between these three is so blindly clear it actually eludes the senses.
Unless you are a music journalist on expenses at lunch that is.
Don't expect anything else for 2 weeks I've doubled my quota.
Now kindly fuck off.
Apart from Mr "Nite Jewel" we have this delightful fellow to look forward to :
What a very pleasant young man!
Already at the spearhead of this made-up-shitegeist is Sheffield's own "Kindness" who the man telling me what to do says have already featured on here in the form of a dancing remix.
The rhetoric involved here is obvious to anyone. The connection between these three is so blindly clear it actually eludes the senses.
Unless you are a music journalist on expenses at lunch that is.
Don't expect anything else for 2 weeks I've doubled my quota.
Now kindly fuck off.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
- Post n°17
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For the record I am providing the material and brief but the magic belongs to Rog.
"Shitegeist"
"Shitegeist"
Broadhead- vvwi
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- Post n°18
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Ye Olde Rog wrote:Obviously everyone knows the next hot thing is called 'Phonk'.
Apart from Mr "Nite Jewel" we have this delightful fellow to look forward to :
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tCOFoAjqen8?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
What a very pleasant young man!
Already at the spearhead of this made-up-shitegeist is Sheffield's own "Kindness" who the man telling me what to do says have already featured on here in the form of a dancing remix.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/BI73NFINsyo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
The rhetoric involved here is obvious to anyone. The connection between these three is so blindly clear it actually eludes the senses.
Unless you are a music journalist on expenses at lunch that is.
Don't expect anything else for 2 weeks I've doubled my quota.
Now kindly fuck off.
Brilliant
jon carter- vw
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Location : Mars
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brilliant squared
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
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Love it.
Jnr DJ- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1080
Location : Sarf London
- Post n°21
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thing i love most is that magazines are actually trying to link all 3 of the above as a 'movement'. so desperate and just so inaccurate.
round of applause to roger
round of applause to roger
scarlet pimpernel- vvw
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ace
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
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You can piss off Dai the Annoyance.
My thread is great isn't it?
That was naturally rhetorical. As the title suggests.
My thread is great isn't it?
That was naturally rhetorical. As the title suggests.
jon carter- vw
- Number of posts : 217
Location : Mars
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i'm gagging for the next episode
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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i refuse to be beaten by a woman
unless she is very well endow...PAID I mean
*thinks*
unless she is very well endow...PAID I mean
*thinks*
Sherrers- Admin
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It's time Grandpa.
T.B- Moderator
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- Post n°28
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can you bully him harder? as I'm staying in tonight and I'd like a funny please.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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- Post n°29
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Large HARRUMPH.
Not wanting to be outdone by a girl I have selflessly agree to be bullied into more shit by Stalin for your adolescent amusement. It happened to all the aristocracy in Russia so why not here? Expect to find my bones in a forest in a few years.
Now I enjoy a propelling pencil as much as the next man but my imagined draughtsmanship is often stymied at the first hurdle by ;
a. A complete black-hole-like absence of ability and b. The bleakly inevitable leadless pencil gag.
Announcing joy! There is no need at all to fear as some boffo whizz has come up with one that slowly delivers the lead as you fuck it up. In a steady nitwit-defying stream of graphite victory. Like some bonkers drawing-viagra.
Or... use a pen.
What to make of this I do not know.
Immediate thoughts? Wine is for girls. Drink hard liquor constantly and never get past the first line. Problem solved!
She's shifty. I'm truly glad it's just a photo and I'm not physically attending their lesbian chess tournament/cheese 'n' wine 'a' thon. I would lose in so many ways.
Now for more thrusting youthful anger music. Hold on! even I know this old baggage!
My handler/nemesis has shouted that this is a sideways take on Madvillain's "Accordion." Cherry's barked and screeched vocals make Mr. MF Doom (lovely fellow btw) sound resolutely quaint in comparison. They dip in and between the constraints of bars, time and indeed utterly defying what few sensible musical rules exist that hold the tatters of my sanity together… aaaaaand looping back to zero-in on a few of Doom's lines to invent what passes for a refrain these days. The mounting jazzmess only adds to the hideous sheer duration of the thing. If you are hoping (or as I was ; praying fervently) for jolly random chirrups of "Gigilo… huh... Suckah" or indeed any peace from the burning hell of modern existence then you'll be frankly disappointed to death. Suicide is the only sensible choice.
Goodbye cruel world. Until next week.
(I'll leave you with something proper after all that nonsense)
Not wanting to be outdone by a girl I have selflessly agree to be bullied into more shit by Stalin for your adolescent amusement. It happened to all the aristocracy in Russia so why not here? Expect to find my bones in a forest in a few years.
Now I enjoy a propelling pencil as much as the next man but my imagined draughtsmanship is often stymied at the first hurdle by ;
a. A complete black-hole-like absence of ability and b. The bleakly inevitable leadless pencil gag.
Announcing joy! There is no need at all to fear as some boffo whizz has come up with one that slowly delivers the lead as you fuck it up. In a steady nitwit-defying stream of graphite victory. Like some bonkers drawing-viagra.
Or... use a pen.
What to make of this I do not know.
Immediate thoughts? Wine is for girls. Drink hard liquor constantly and never get past the first line. Problem solved!
She's shifty. I'm truly glad it's just a photo and I'm not physically attending their lesbian chess tournament/cheese 'n' wine 'a' thon. I would lose in so many ways.
Now for more thrusting youthful anger music. Hold on! even I know this old baggage!
My handler/nemesis has shouted that this is a sideways take on Madvillain's "Accordion." Cherry's barked and screeched vocals make Mr. MF Doom (lovely fellow btw) sound resolutely quaint in comparison. They dip in and between the constraints of bars, time and indeed utterly defying what few sensible musical rules exist that hold the tatters of my sanity together… aaaaaand looping back to zero-in on a few of Doom's lines to invent what passes for a refrain these days. The mounting jazzmess only adds to the hideous sheer duration of the thing. If you are hoping (or as I was ; praying fervently) for jolly random chirrups of "Gigilo… huh... Suckah" or indeed any peace from the burning hell of modern existence then you'll be frankly disappointed to death. Suicide is the only sensible choice.
Goodbye cruel world. Until next week.
(I'll leave you with something proper after all that nonsense)
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°30
Re: Roger's Rhetorical Reviews
[quote="Ye Olde Rog"][size=24]Large HARRUMPH.[/size]
Not wanting to be outdone by a girl I have selflessly agree to be bullied into more shit by Stalin for your adolescent amusement. It happened to all the aristocracy in Russia so why not here? Expect to find my bones in a forest in a few years.
[url=https://servimg.com/view/13683911/923][img]https://i.servimg.com/u/f48/13/68/39/11/dixons10.jpg[/img][/url]
Now I enjoy a propelling pencil as much as the next man but my imagined draughtsmanship is often stymied at the first hurdle by ;
a. A complete black-hole-like absence of ability and b. The bleakly inevitable leadless pencil gag.
Announcing joy! There is no need at all to fear as some boffo whizz has come up with one that slowly delivers the lead as you fuck it up. In a steady nitwit-defying stream of graphite victory. Like some bonkers drawing-viagra.
Or... use a pen.
What to make of this I do not know.
[url=https://servimg.com/view/13683911/924][img]https://i.servimg.com/u/f48/13/68/39/11/origin12.jpg[/img][/url]
Immediate thoughts? Wine is for girls. Drink hard liquor constantly and never get past the first line. Problem solved!
She's shifty. I'm truly glad it's just a photo and I'm not physically attending their lesbian chess tournament/cheese 'n' wine 'a' thon. I would lose in so many ways.
Now for more thrusting youthful anger music. Hold on! even I know [i]this[/i] old baggage!
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jovsxh8FeYo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
My handler/nemesis has shouted that this is a sideways take on Madvillain's "Accordion." Cherry's barked and screeched vocals make Mr. MF Doom (lovely fellow btw) sound resolutely quaint in comparison. They dip in and between the constraints of bars, time and indeed utterly defying what few sensible musical rules exist that hold the tatters of my sanity together… aaaaaand looping back to zero-in on a few of Doom's lines to invent what passes for a refrain these days. The mounting jazzmess only adds to the hideous sheer duration of the thing. If you are hoping (or as I was ; praying fervently) for jolly random chirrups of "[i]Gigilo… huh... Suckah[/i]" or indeed any peace from the burning hell of modern existence then you'll be frankly disappointed to death. Suicide is the only sensible choice.
Goodbye cruel world. Until next week.
(I'll leave you with something proper after all that nonsense)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yEmGQYCuc6M?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/quote]
Brilliant.
Not wanting to be outdone by a girl I have selflessly agree to be bullied into more shit by Stalin for your adolescent amusement. It happened to all the aristocracy in Russia so why not here? Expect to find my bones in a forest in a few years.
[url=https://servimg.com/view/13683911/923][img]https://i.servimg.com/u/f48/13/68/39/11/dixons10.jpg[/img][/url]
Now I enjoy a propelling pencil as much as the next man but my imagined draughtsmanship is often stymied at the first hurdle by ;
a. A complete black-hole-like absence of ability and b. The bleakly inevitable leadless pencil gag.
Announcing joy! There is no need at all to fear as some boffo whizz has come up with one that slowly delivers the lead as you fuck it up. In a steady nitwit-defying stream of graphite victory. Like some bonkers drawing-viagra.
Or... use a pen.
What to make of this I do not know.
[url=https://servimg.com/view/13683911/924][img]https://i.servimg.com/u/f48/13/68/39/11/origin12.jpg[/img][/url]
Immediate thoughts? Wine is for girls. Drink hard liquor constantly and never get past the first line. Problem solved!
She's shifty. I'm truly glad it's just a photo and I'm not physically attending their lesbian chess tournament/cheese 'n' wine 'a' thon. I would lose in so many ways.
Now for more thrusting youthful anger music. Hold on! even I know [i]this[/i] old baggage!
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jovsxh8FeYo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
My handler/nemesis has shouted that this is a sideways take on Madvillain's "Accordion." Cherry's barked and screeched vocals make Mr. MF Doom (lovely fellow btw) sound resolutely quaint in comparison. They dip in and between the constraints of bars, time and indeed utterly defying what few sensible musical rules exist that hold the tatters of my sanity together… aaaaaand looping back to zero-in on a few of Doom's lines to invent what passes for a refrain these days. The mounting jazzmess only adds to the hideous sheer duration of the thing. If you are hoping (or as I was ; praying fervently) for jolly random chirrups of "[i]Gigilo… huh... Suckah[/i]" or indeed any peace from the burning hell of modern existence then you'll be frankly disappointed to death. Suicide is the only sensible choice.
Goodbye cruel world. Until next week.
(I'll leave you with something proper after all that nonsense)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yEmGQYCuc6M?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/quote]
Brilliant.
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