Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Sherrers wrote:[
I'm defrosting the fridge of doom.

did you rinse it?

Sherrers wrote:It's like the many angled dark gods frozen in ice in hellboy (and h.p lovecraft I know Daddy ) .

Actually there aren't any many-angled dark eldritch horrors in Lovecraft. They're all kind of curvy, like Billy Piper - and with the same enormous teeth.

Token Bird wrote:

wookie wrote:today i have been listening to drum and bass for a change

did you rinse it?

no the cd is clean, so it didnt need rinsing

bigdaddy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:It's like the many angled dark gods frozen in ice in hellboy (and h.p lovecraft I know Daddy ) .

Actually there aren't any many-angled dark eldritch horrors in Lovecraft. They're all kind of curvy, like Billy Piper - and with the same enormous teeth.

One for the ever dwindling vvwi book club.

If you enter my surname into a microsoft based program it throws up a spelling error, the suggested alternative it gives is 'deviant'.

Another name based factoid, my initials spell 'MAD'.

Black Peter, my next door neighbour has cut his weekly alcohol intake down from 10 bottles of Vodka to just 2 now. He still owes £96000.00 in Cyprus in Tax.

The show currently being performed at the Barnby memorial hall is Robinson Crusoe, I have yet to buy a ticket.

Gill "clarence" Riley now has a facebook page for her dog. I despair.

I went to my parents local last week and although its a nice pub the landlord is nothing short of shite. I had my 13 year old sister in law with me and the landlord cracked a joke about his wifes fanny and how it resembled the stuffing from a couch. Slightly awkward silence followed.

We are going to york tomorrow, on a mini bus.

We played darts on tuesday night and I won.

I was borderline not sure if you mob had gone proper boring or were still amusingly dull.

Bishop tipped it back in your favour.

I broke a brand new toilet seat while fixing it in place.

I have an untidy room as my mother has come to stay, so all the random shit from around the house has ended up in it.

I rather enjoy eating mash carrots and parsnips.

call of duty somtimes pushed me to the limmit.

Ads on the chatboard are starting to do my tree in.

Was too hungover to me bishop, I feel like I've let myself down.

Evil Zombies are the way forward. (You will understand if you have been to evil eye). This is not my glare at 4am in Basics!!

Ben wrote:I broke a brand new toilet seat while fixing it in place.

I have an untidy room as my mother has come to stay, so all the random shit from around the house has ended up in it.

I rather enjoy eating mash carrots and parsnips.

call of duty somtimes pushed me to the limmit.

Ads on the chatboard are starting to do my tree in.

Was too hungover to me bishop, I feel like I've let myself down.

Evil Zombies are the way forward. (You will understand if you have been to evil eye). This is not my glare at 4am in Basics!!

Mind you it's easy for me to laugh. The actual services never gave me RSI.

wookie wrote:today i have been listening to drum and bass for a change

Drum and Bass is the devils work!

It is the last bastion of an electronic wasteland,a disease of the ears,the theme music to social deprivation,and unwelcome in a civilised happy discotheque.

Save our clubs!,Save our eardrums!,and rid our beautiful land of this sonic sickness!

Not in my name!,and not in my club!

Get out!,ya barred

I know it,s not the victory Rog,but i was passing,so took a quick snap of the mighty H.M.S WARRIOR

I will endevour to get the Victory at some point.

On my least important things to do list it,s about a 4 out of 10.

Hope this keeps your nautical nipples erect for a while!

I.m really into 'Emoji' texting at the mo,basically you send pictures instead of words,i must of spent half an hour today asking if my mate had a good night saturday, using the medium of 'Emjoi'.

I,ve bought one of those memory foam mattresses,it,s extremely comfortable,but i,m worried i might get a bit hot in the summer.

The 'Duets' episode of glee the other week left me feeling strangely uplifted?

My addiction to blue shoes continues unabated,i have ordered some electric blue suede Gucci moccasins,i couldn,t sleep the other night just thinking about them,it,s love

crang wrote:

wookie wrote:today i have been listening to drum and bass for a change

Drum and Bass is the devils work!

It is the last bastion of an electronic wasteland,a disease of the ears,the theme music to social deprivation,and unwelcome in a civilised happy discotheque.

Save our clubs!,Save our eardrums!,and rid our beautiful land of this sonic sickness!

Not in my name!,and not in my club!

Get out!,ya barred

No. That is for the naughty thread. Tut.

This forum is hard work on an iPhone.

shAdy wrote:This forum is hard work on an iPhone.

Dozy Rascal was thrown out of our local last saturday for entering the bar starkers except for a yellow "caution wet floor" sign on his head.

I do not remember the journey home from York last weekend.

Dangerous Darren has just passed his driving test, even though he has been driving for years.

I would like to push my secretary Lynne down the stairs.

Bishop wrote:Dozy Rascal was thrown out of our local last saturday for entering the bar starkers except for a yellow "caution wet floor" sign on his head.

I do not remember the journey home from York last weekend.

Dangerous Darren has just passed his driving test, even though he has been driving for years.

I would like to push my secretary Lynne down the stairs.

Ace post!!

Bishop wrote:Dozy Rascal was thrown out of our local last saturday for entering the bar starkers except for a yellow "caution wet floor" sign on his head.

I do not remember the journey home from York last weekend.

Dangerous Darren has just passed his driving test, even though he has been driving for years.

I would like to push my secretary Lynne down the stairs.

Mine's called Kerry, she's ace.

We're not allowed to use the term secretary or PA. The allowed description is 'Office Proffesional'.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Bishop wrote:Dozy Rascal was thrown out of our local last saturday for entering the bar starkers except for a yellow "caution wet floor" sign on his head.

I do not remember the journey home from York last weekend.

Dangerous Darren has just passed his driving test, even though he has been driving for years.

I would like to push my secretary Lynne down the stairs.

Mine's called Kerry, she's ace.

We're not allowed to use the term secretary or PA. The allowed description is 'Office Proffesional'.

Hahahaha. What a load of old shit.

Dont get me wrong Lynne is lovely, but she winds me up to the point of strangling her. I threatend to have her wig steam cleaned the other day.

Bishop wrote: I threatend to have her wig steam cleaned the other day.

that's nice... or do you mean while she is wearing it?

Token Bird wrote:

Bishop wrote: I threatend to have her wig steam cleaned the other day.

that's nice... or do you mean while she is wearing it?

Wearing it.

She must 110 years old.

She looks well in your pic.

Token Bird wrote:She looks well in your pic.

I was just thinking that myself.

I played football in the neighbouring village on wednesday night and was verbally abused by a gang of chavs. They said I had tits bigger than their mams. Its not true.

A lad who also played football thought he was abit good. He wore long socks and very baggy shorts and those daft slipper like shoes to play in. I pummeled the little shit. He wasnt impressed about being made to look a cake by an old big titted man.

The fourways pub is under new management.

Andrea who owns the white swan has run off with a rich farmer.

Wish I was dull...

Son of Nod wrote:Wish I was dull...

You are.

Bishop wrote:I played football in the neighbouring village on wednesday night and was verbally abused by a gang of chavs. They said I had tits bigger than their mams. Its not true.

A lad who also played football thought he was abit good. He wore long socks and very baggy shorts and those daft slipper like shoes to play in. I pummeled the little shit. He wasnt impressed about being made to look a cake by an old big titted man.

The fourways pub is under new management.

Andrea who owns the white swan has run off with a rich farmer.

i love you

i bought a pack of strawberry bubblicious earlier, you can make lots of bubbles with it.

Bish, you need to commission such a publication for Blyth

http://www.dorsetsociety.co.uk/

Someone is actually making money out of the mundane.