Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

wookie wrote:i've just had something read out by steve lamacq on bbc6 music

wookie wrote:nowt impressive

wookie wrote:now now, he asked for suggestions for songs with great endings

i emailed one in, as i was bored, and it got read out

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:now now, he asked for suggestions for songs with great endings

i emailed one in, as i was bored, and it got read out

Great endings lyrically or musically?

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:now now, he asked for suggestions for songs with great endings

i emailed one in, as i was bored, and it got read out

Great endings lyrically or musically?

just what you think are great endings

Broadhead wrote:Unless i'm going out drinking, i never leave the house without a packet of Extra Strong mints.

I have never marinated any sort of meat.

I don't like, nor see the point, of party poppers, though i miss indoor fireworks.

The bulb in the light above my bath went months ago. I have no intention of changing it any time soon.

I can only have the volume on my TV or radio on even numbers, though 5 and 15 are acceptable.

I like Kiwi fruit.

The 17.31 444 from city square is never, ever late, meaning i miss it every single day. I sometimes catch it up on foot though, mainly on Fridays.

I've never eaten at Nando's. I don't want to either.

My work shoes need healing. Ideally id like some new ones instead.

The fridge at work is on far too cold a setting, i have to defrost my sandwisches on a daily basis. Except when i bring quiche.

Broadhead wrote:Unless i'm going out drinking, i never leave the house without a packet of Extra Strong mints.

I have never marinated any sort of meat.

I don't like, nor see the point, of party poppers, though i miss indoor fireworks.

The bulb in the light above my bath went months ago. I have no intention of changing it any time soon.

I can only have the volume on my TV or radio on even numbers, though 5 and 15 are acceptable.

I like Kiwi fruit.

The 17.31 444 from city square is never, ever late, meaning i miss it every single day. I sometimes catch it up on foot though, mainly on Fridays.

I've never eaten at Nando's. I don't want to either.

My work shoes need healing. Ideally id like some new ones instead.

The fridge at work is on far too cold a setting, i have to defrost my sandwisches on a daily basis. Except when i bring quiche.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Unless i'm going out drinking, i never leave the house without a packet of Extra Strong mints.

I have never marinated any sort of meat.

I don't like, nor see the point, of party poppers, though i miss indoor fireworks.

The bulb in the light above my bath went months ago. I have no intention of changing it any time soon.

I can only have the volume on my TV or radio on even numbers, though 5 and 15 are acceptable.

I like Kiwi fruit.

The 17.31 444 from city square is never, ever late, meaning i miss it every single day. I sometimes catch it up on foot though, mainly on Fridays.

I've never eaten at Nando's. I don't want to either.

My work shoes need healing. Ideally id like some new ones instead.

The fridge at work is on far too cold a setting, i have to defrost my sandwisches on a daily basis. Except when i bring quiche.

Sexual healing?

Bishop wrote:Hello you orrible lot.

Oooh I havent half missed ya. Best get you up to date with Blyth.

Mad Eye Riley is organsing a coach trip to the dogs. I cant make it I am afraid.

Kev Metfuck has been to Germany and is now in Ireland and is then going to Scotland. Dr Izzy, his partner is pregnant.

There is a new lady in town. Apparantley she is dating some chap from the Charnwood hotel, however it is said that she has been frequenting the Red Hart and offering her wares to the gentleman clientelle. When asked whether she thought she was a prostitute, Mad Eye Rileys response was "Oh yes, and more". We are all intrigued to know what the "more" bit entails.

The White Swan is still closed.

Mrs Baughan was most dissapointed with her mixed grill in the Angel last friday. "Not enought meat" she exclaimed.

The local shop appears to be getting ready for a make over. I hope they get some new staff who can smile.

It looks like the blyth cricket club bonfire will make a welcome return after 2 years absence. It is for village folk only so dont be telling anyone. A family ticket is £8 in advance £10 on the door.

The polo season is coming to an end this weekend, as is Fandangos life.

That is all for now.

Bishop wrote:Hello you orrible lot.

Oooh I havent half missed ya. Best get you up to date with Blyth.



Mad Eye Riley is organsing a coach trip to the dogs. I cant make it I am afraid.



Kev Metfuck has been to Germany and is now in Ireland and is then going to Scotland. Dr Izzy, his partner is pregnant.



There is a new lady in town. Apparantley she is dating some chap from the Charnwood hotel, however it is said that she has been frequenting the Red Hart and offering her wares to the gentleman clientelle. When asked whether she thought she was a prostitute, Mad Eye Rileys response was "Oh yes, and more". We are all intrigued to know what the "more" bit entails.



The White Swan is still closed.



Mrs Baughan was most dissapointed with her mixed grill in the Angel last friday. "Not enought meat" she exclaimed.



The local shop appears to be getting ready for a make over. I hope they get some new staff who can smile.



It looks like the blyth cricket club bonfire will make a welcome return after 2 years absence. It is for village folk only so dont be telling anyone. A family ticket is £8 in advance £10 on the door.



The polo season is coming to an end this weekend, as is Fandangos life.



That is all for now.

wookie wrote:wideface and his friend

sitting in a tree

b-u-m-m-i-n-g

wookie wrote:wideface and his friend

sitting in a flat

t-o-u-c-h-i-n-g

each other up

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:wideface and his friend

sitting in a flat

t-o-u-c-h-i-n-g

each other up

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:wideface and his friend

sitting in a flat

t-o-u-c-h-i-n-g

each other up

burgers and a quick grope, your perfect night out

Bishop wrote:Hello you orrible lot.

Oooh I havent half missed ya. Best get you up to date with Blyth.



Mad Eye Riley is organsing a coach trip to the dogs. I cant make it I am afraid.



Kev Metfuck has been to Germany and is now in Ireland and is then going to Scotland. Dr Izzy, his partner is pregnant.



There is a new lady in town. Apparantley she is dating some chap from the Charnwood hotel, however it is said that she has been frequenting the Red Hart and offering her wares to the gentleman clientelle. When asked whether she thought she was a prostitute, Mad Eye Rileys response was "Oh yes, and more". We are all intrigued to know what the "more" bit entails.



The White Swan is still closed.



Mrs Baughan was most dissapointed with her mixed grill in the Angel last friday. "Not enought meat" she exclaimed.



The local shop appears to be getting ready for a make over. I hope they get some new staff who can smile.



It looks like the blyth cricket club bonfire will make a welcome return after 2 years absence. It is for village folk only so dont be telling anyone. A family ticket is £8 in advance £10 on the door.



The polo season is coming to an end this weekend, as is Fandangos life.



That is all for now.

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:Hello you orrible lot.

Oooh I havent half missed ya. Best get you up to date with Blyth.



Mad Eye Riley is organsing a coach trip to the dogs. I cant make it I am afraid.



Kev Metfuck has been to Germany and is now in Ireland and is then going to Scotland. Dr Izzy, his partner is pregnant.



There is a new lady in town. Apparantley she is dating some chap from the Charnwood hotel, however it is said that she has been frequenting the Red Hart and offering her wares to the gentleman clientelle. When asked whether she thought she was a prostitute, Mad Eye Rileys response was "Oh yes, and more". We are all intrigued to know what the "more" bit entails.



The White Swan is still closed.



Mrs Baughan was most dissapointed with her mixed grill in the Angel last friday. "Not enought meat" she exclaimed.



The local shop appears to be getting ready for a make over. I hope they get some new staff who can smile.



It looks like the blyth cricket club bonfire will make a welcome return after 2 years absence. It is for village folk only so dont be telling anyone. A family ticket is £8 in advance £10 on the door.



The polo season is coming to an end this weekend, as is Fandangos life.



That is all for now.

I swear I think today I have been in the worst mood in living memory but Bish's Blyth Gazette always makes my day.

Bless you, you lovely simple bumpkins