The Dugout. Depository for World Cup fever here...

Rrriot Guurl wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:listen

go back to the beauty parlour and order a double minge wax and let the boys get on with it would you love?

buy yourself something nice while you are at it

why don't you fuck off back to the stone age and bum a sabre toothed ball boy you nasty old fucker

bigdaddy wrote:

Al wrote:from earlier in this thread Mr .A

bigdaddy wrote:

Rrriot Guurl wrote:Big Daddy.

How gay is football?

On a scale out of 5 chocolate stars

David Beckham is like watching Sex In the City while wearing a sailor cap and snorting poppers.

Ronaldo is like watching Sex In the City while while wearing a sailor cap and snorting poppers, while playing with your nipple ring and fantasising about how much better your life would be if you could just somehow get a singing part in Glee.

Rooney is like watching Lord of the Rings but thinking "yeah, bring on the Gimli," but hey, that works for some people.

That reminds me: I must get some poppers and test these hypotheses.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Rrriot Guurl wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:listen

go back to the beauty parlour and order a double minge wax and let the boys get on with it would you love?

buy yourself something nice while you are at it

why don't you fuck off back to the stone age and bum a sabre toothed ball boy you nasty old fucker

I already have a lunch date with destiny but I may be able to fit that in next week when my tardis passes it's MOT

Broadhead wrote:So thats the French out then. Au revoir etc.

Broadhead wrote:It's only half time, 2-0 down and had a man sent off.

They won't come back from that, i'd put my horse on it. If i had one.

Broadhead wrote:Domanech showed himself to be a complete wanker last night. Not shaking another managers hand at the end of the match showed just how much of a small minded, sore loser he is.

Hopefully we won't be seeing him managaing anyone anytime soon. Actually, i hope he gets the vacant managers position at LOL-erpool.

Broadhead wrote:Domanech showed himself to be a complete wanker last night. Not shaking another managers hand at the end of the match showed just how much of a small minded, sore loser he is.

Hopefully we won't be seeing him managaing anyone anytime soon. Actually, i hope he gets the vacant managers position at LOL-erpool.

Broadhead wrote: they are scared of the white round thing.

Al wrote:


today I have committed a mortal sin that i never did before.

i have bunked off work for the football.

and they know it!