ROOM 101, let off your steam

duncan diablo wrote:thems some fairly specialised forms of retribution.

good though, very good.

i have issue with Ugg Boots. specifically that way that they seem to collapse on one side when the female (or lotion male) walks on them. this makes an already poor form of footwear look even more skanky.

what i'd like to do is swing a polo mallet onto the wearer's ankle and knock the boot back into place whilst shattering their joints.

here here!! they are one of the most minging things known to man. and check out these bad boys for a combination of the two worst shoe types ever invented- a cross between crocs and uggs: cruggs.

http://www.triskelt.com/chforcrsh.html

FRENCHY wrote:

duncan diablo wrote:thems some fairly specialised forms of retribution.

good though, very good.

i have issue with Ugg Boots. specifically that way that they seem to collapse on one side when the female (or lotion male) walks on them. this makes an already poor form of footwear look even more skanky.

what i'd like to do is swing a polo mallet onto the wearer's ankle and knock the boot back into place whilst shattering their joints.

here here!! they are one of the most minging things known to man. and check out these bad boys for a combination of the two worst shoe types ever invented- a cross between crocs and uggs: cruggs.

http://www.triskelt.com/chforcrsh.html

Awful frenchy, just bloody awful.

AcidHouseMilitia wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.

But you love telling it.

Especially on the INTERNET.

Never said a word about Lily anywhere.

I think some of you are confusing her with her sister.

This thread is for those things you hate that are a bit irrational.

She drives me bonkers because I never met anyone who the addition of huge amounts of cash and adulation made them a better person. It's one of those 'it couldn't have happened to a nicer person' turnouts but you wish it had.

It's fairly common. Now and then a meteoric career just winds you up. In this case made worse by the fact you know them.

I did say I wasn't always nice.

Oh timmy tim tim!

don't tell me you STILL feel you have to rise to the Faith bashers? Not on this board mate

Enough of us have been on there to know the difference. So have you.

I've never heard you mention her before. And having known her well I imagine if you wanted to you could make a few quid from the tabloids in full Eastwok style.

one thing that is getting on my nerves

is madonnas international kid stealing

how about adopting someone from your own country

you dried out muscle bound hag

wookie wrote:you dried out muscle bound hag

Tell them your Madonna story timmy

Another gripe i have.

Pub wrestling on a drunken sunday night, resulting in Concussion, whiplash, broken nose and two dirty great cuts on my nose and head that now look like ive been shit on. Needless to say i didnt win.

It is not a good look for work on a monday morning.

That is all.

Every workshy scruffy anarchist that has the cheek to cause any bother in London today in the name of 'the people'. The scruffy twats don't represent me or my views.

Bishop666 wrote:Another gripe i have.

Pub wrestling on a drunken sunday night, resulting in Concussion, whiplash, broken nose and two dirty great cuts on my nose and head that now look like ive been shit on. Needless to say i didnt win.

It is not a good look for work on a monday morning.

That is all.

animal

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop666 wrote:Another gripe i have.

Pub wrestling on a drunken sunday night, resulting in Concussion, whiplash, broken nose and two dirty great cuts on my nose and head that now look like ive been shit on. Needless to say i didnt win.

It is not a good look for work on a monday morning.

That is all.

animal

Touche sherrers. Tou-fucking-che.

looks like tim has got a menagerie

Being ill, funking man flu urrgghhhh I been out of action for a few days now, barely making it to the computer.


Cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze, then wash your hands you dirty fuckers! I'm talking about the incrediably annoying filthy c t that was spluttering on the train.

Fact 1 sneeze can make 150 people get sick on a train. Sneeze to hand, hand to rail, rail to your hand, hand to sandwhich, you get ill.

44% of public transport in the north was found to have human faeces on hand rails and poles
22% in London.

Wash your hands or you risk a shit sandwich.

Rant over, I'm going back to bed.

Seeley wrote:Being ill, funking man flu urrgghhhh I been out of action for a few days now, barely making it to the computer.


Cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze, then wash your hands you dirty fuckers! I'm talking about the incrediably annoying filthy c t that was spluttering on the train.

Fact 1 sneeze can make 150 people get sick on a train. Sneeze to hand, hand to rail, rail to your hand, hand to sandwhich, you get ill.

44% of public transport in the north was found to have human faeces on hand rails and poles
22% in London.

Wash your hands or you risk a shit sandwich.

Rant over, I'm going back to bed.

Rant of the week winner!

being skint, it sucks big fat gorilla balls

Hen and Stag Do's in Leeds. If one more dribbling scouser or geordie asks me the way to Oceana/sports bar/wetherspoons*(delete where applicable) I will not be responsible for the war I wage on their bodies

MarkD77 wrote:Hen and Stag Do's in Leeds. If one more dribbling scouser or geordie asks me the way to Oceana/sports bar/wetherspoons*(delete where applicable) I will not be responsible for the war I wage on their bodies

with you on this one, on saturday prior to going to my mates flat I went to simpsons shop which is down dock street at other side of the river from me. Its a nice area down there but as I was walking down to the street I was having to walk past groups of rowdy piss head type lads shouting and balling in the street obviously people staying at either Jury's in or Etap hotel. Not nice.

we only get large groups of italian students who have no concept at all of personal space and stand in huge groups chatting, blocking the pavements and looking all pastel.

at least your packs of northern beasts are mobile

Al wrote:we only get large groups of italian students who have no concept at all of personal space and stand in huge groups chatting, blocking the pavements and looking all pastel.

at least your packs of northern beasts are mobile

If shuffling from side to side whilst dribbling down their Henleys T shirts counts as mobile then yes, we are the lucky one

window cleaners who wake you up with a 'jolly' tune. primarily to wake you up to pay the bastards

promoters. all of you

muscled ex convict twerps who get in fights

mongs that spew

I deduce Rog had a shit weekend

Innocent Smoothies.

Nobends on other forums that shall remain nameless who, at the end of a ten-minute, no extra-breath-required rant about the tweeness of Innocent, complete with an efficient backhander at Zadie Smith en route, say "you need to get a grip".

No way. You can't take the tweeness of Innocent Smoothies (or Zadie Smith) too seriously if you ask me. And don't even get me started on their half-arsed excuse for a festival.

well....

all I can say is THAT is what you get for posting on other forums you silly sausage.

Sherrers wrote:well....

all I can say is THAT is what you get for posting on other forums you silly sausage.

hahahaha! I read that in THE campest voice.

Al wrote:

Sherrers wrote:well....

all I can say is THAT is what you get for posting on other forums you silly sausage.

hahahaha! I read that in THE campest voice.

& that was the only way to read it!!

Fucking rude old clients, who, after doing them a favour and visiting them at home in order to sign their will, have the cheek to question the validity of my signature and whether or not i could be trusted to get his Wills back to the office without losing them. JESUS WEPT.

Pity the old folks Bish. Making a stink about every detail is all we have to look forward to... and the only way we can have an impact on an increasingly weird world

Sherrers wrote:Pity the old folks Bish. Making a stink about every detail is all we have to look forward to... and the only way we can have an impact on an increasingly weird world

My Boss said that when i got back to the office.

There are better ways to do it im sure Tim than making me look like a twat in front of strangers. Im just a mere person trying to scrape a living and I drove out to see them and literally charged them for the petrol rather than actually doing the work as i valued their continued business. Old or not I desreved a little better.

Rant over.

tim is obviosly managemnet material