10 things I hate beyond reason. I don't know why.
10. Lawyers. More precisely ambitious lawyers. I have no problem with lawyers per se (my lawyer is a good friend) it's people who use the profession as a springboard to politics etc. Nearly every politician was a lawyer at one point. Sorry Bish
9. Amateur ramblers. Just the sight of a bobble hat or matching plastic mac or those FUCKING walking poles makes me go purple.
8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.
7. Piracy is a crime. Yes. Defo. Taking a vessel on the high seas, murder and rape and selling the kids into slavery. Definitely criminal activity. Denying a few billionaires a couple of quid profit from a shady DVD. Not really Piracy.... and they are not "out to get me" at all.
6. Shop assistants who call you "mate". MATE!! it is fucking SIR to you, you total part time saturday foetus.
5. Predictive text. If you are going to presume to spell for me you'd better have a bigger vocabulary. You'd think someone, SOMEWHERE would have a plug in to turn things into correct english. There is NO SUCH THING as "american english". It is merely incorrect English. Grrrr.
4. Waiters who don't know that a modern plastic cork means you don't need to 'taste' the wine. I never say owt though... but I do fume.
3. Any motorway in England. LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE. The outside lane is actually called "the overtaking lane" not "the fast lane". I hate twats who sit in the middle lane as if they are in their front room when there is nothing in the lane to the left. If everyone drove properly on motorways we'd be in heaven. Or possibly Germany.
2. Internet critics.
1. Darren Hughes.
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