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    Post  Sherrers Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:27 am

    This is where you put all the hate. It has to be an irrational hate. Nothing proper please Wink

    10 things I hate beyond reason. I don't know why.

    10. Lawyers. More precisely ambitious lawyers. I have no problem with lawyers per se (my lawyer is a good friend) it's people who use the profession as a springboard to politics etc. Nearly every politician was a lawyer at one point. Sorry Bish Embarassed

    9. Amateur ramblers. Just the sight of a bobble hat or matching plastic mac or those FUCKING walking poles makes me go purple.

    8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.

    7. Piracy is a crime. Yes. Defo. Taking a vessel on the high seas, murder and rape and selling the kids into slavery. Definitely criminal activity. Denying a few billionaires a couple of quid profit from a shady DVD. Not really Piracy.... and they are not "out to get me" at all.

    6. Shop assistants who call you "mate". MATE!! it is fucking SIR to you, you total part time saturday foetus.

    5. Predictive text. If you are going to presume to spell for me you'd better have a bigger vocabulary. You'd think someone, SOMEWHERE would have a plug in to turn things into correct english. There is NO SUCH THING as "american english". It is merely incorrect English. Grrrr.

    4. Waiters who don't know that a modern plastic cork means you don't need to 'taste' the wine. I never say owt though... but I do fume.

    3. Any motorway in England. LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE. The outside lane is actually called "the overtaking lane" not "the fast lane". I hate twats who sit in the middle lane as if they are in their front room when there is nothing in the lane to the left. If everyone drove properly on motorways we'd be in heaven. Or possibly Germany.

    2. Internet critics.

    1. Darren Hughes.


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    Post  wookie Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:36 am

    Lewis Hamilton, my god what an utter dull individual, makes me want to boot my telly into next week when i see him on it

    people who cant use self service tills, its not fucking rocket science, its easy, scan your items, pay, leave
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:54 am

    wookie wrote:Lewis Hamilton, my god what an utter dull individual, makes me want to boot my telly into next week when i see him on it

    people who cant use self service tills, its not fucking rocket science, its easy, scan your items, pay, leave

    YES!

    people who are probably lovely but you want to slap them :

    Prince
    Ian Hislop
    Gordon Ramsay
    Clarkson
    Priests
    Paris Hilton
    Jimmy Somerville
    Richard and Judy
    Anyone under 20
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    Post  elrusto Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:56 am

    Sherrers wrote:8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.

    Do tell! Wink
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    Post  wookie Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:01 am

    james corden
    people who like gavin and stacey
    pete tong
    bono
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:01 am

    elrusto wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.

    Do tell! Wink

    no chance! it was already mortifying on the Basics forum. Had to be deleted.

    Al... don't !
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    Post  RvZ Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:04 am

    now we are talking!

    tim... how do you feel about Hollywood adaptations of the work of Alan Moore?
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    Post  wookie Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:06 am

    prepares for nuclear meltdown
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    Post  elrusto Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:08 am

    Fern Cotton and Reggie
    In fact, while we're on the subject... most of Radio 1's daytime DJ line-up
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    Post  T.B Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:26 am

    I think this is a boy's thing Wink
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    Post  Bishop Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:27 am

    "10. Lawyers. More precisely ambitious lawyers. I have no problem with lawyers per se (my lawyer is a good friend) it's people who use the profession as a springboard to politics etc. Nearly every politician was a lawyer at one point. Sorry Bish"

    Why i oughta!!!!!!! Very Happy

    No need for apologies Sherrers ya big lawyer hater.

    I promise im no ambitious lawyer. Me and politics dont mix, mainly because i havent a fucking clue what its all about. Shocked

    As you were.

    Oh i hate fuckers that dont indicate on roundabouts. is that an irrational thing to hate?. My mother is terrible for it. Whenever she drives she causes chaos due to her minimal use of the indicator. Gets right on my tits it does.
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    Post  T.B Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:28 am

    Ladies are too cool to indicate Cool
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    Post  Bishop Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:31 am

    we will agree to disagree on this one TB. Wink
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    Post  jim_kezzle Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:34 am

    Mark Lawrenson especially, but pretty much the whole of the BBC match of day and football focus team.

    Utter utter boring smug fuckers.
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:39 am

    10. Anything

    9. Most things

    8. Some stuff

    7. People

    6. Animals

    5. Countryside. Urg.

    4. Water. Revolting. Never touch the stuff

    3. Pointless lists

    2. The internet.

    1. Everything.




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    Post  Jonny Boy Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:42 am

    I can see this thread has legs Very Happy
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    Post  scarlet pimpernel Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:44 am

    sad but true. sighn of the times
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:53 am

    Bishop666 wrote:"10. Lawyers. More precisely ambitious lawyers. I have no problem with lawyers per se (my lawyer is a good friend) it's people who use the profession as a springboard to politics etc. Nearly every politician was a lawyer at one point. Sorry Bish"

    Why i oughta!!!!!!! Very Happy

    No need for apologies Sherrers ya big lawyer hater.

    I promise im no ambitious lawyer. Me and politics dont mix, mainly because i havent a fucking clue what its all about. Shocked

    As you were.

    Oh i hate fuckers that dont indicate on roundabouts. is that an irrational thing to hate?. My mother is terrible for it. Whenever she drives she causes chaos due to her minimal use of the indicator. Gets right on my tits it does.

    it was intentional mate. Got the desired effect Wink


    you should try doing "rotundas" in Ibiza. It's a made up figure but 99% of the pile ups I have seen there are due to the "no indicator" thing.

    Ibiza is VERY international. So imagine all the quadra-spazzed Italians and Parisian loons all tearing about (ever driven in Rome or Paris!? forget it).

    The hire cars in ibiza may as well snap off all the indicators they are never used.

    Plus 'cos it is a left hand drive place... all the brits don't know the proper way to indicate anyway even if they try.

    Result? roundabout carnage cheers
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    Post  RvZ Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:00 am

    I am too scared to drive anywhere abroad.
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    Post  RvZ Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:07 am

    elrusto wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.

    Do tell! Wink

    Tim knew her before she was famous for reasons best not said. Apparently she isn't right nice.
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    Post  RvZ Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:10 am

    wookie wrote:prepares for nuclear meltdown

    tim trying not to reply to Alan Moore question, yesterday...

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    Post  Sherrers Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:34 am

    Al wrote:
    elrusto wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.

    Do tell! Wink

    Tim knew her before she was famous for reasons best not said. Apparently she isn't right nice.

    neither are you
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    Post  RvZ Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:29 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    Al wrote:
    elrusto wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.

    Do tell! Wink

    Tim knew her before she was famous for reasons best not said. Apparently she isn't right nice.

    neither are you

    hahaha! give us a squeeze Darth.
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    Post  Jonny Boy Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:43 am

    why the Darth Vader anyway Tim?
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:45 am

    I imagine cos he is in charge here?
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    Post  jim_kezzle Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:18 am

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:I imagine cos he is in charge here?

    Yes its Tim's evil empire, and we are his techno storm troopers!

    Anyone know where we parked the death star?
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    Post  wookie Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:52 am

    jim_kezzle wrote:
    Ye Olde Rog wrote:I imagine cos he is in charge here?

    Yes its Tim's evil empire, and we are his techno storm troopers!

    Anyone know where we parked the death star?

    behind tescos
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:10 pm

    it's 'cos I have a dark online rep. Really!
    Embarassed
    honestly don't know why.
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    Post  RvZ Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:21 pm

    Sherrers wrote:it's 'cos I have a dark online rep. Really!
    Embarassed
    honestly don't know why.

    Phew i dunno tim... might be because you single handedly took on all the horrible nasty old cunts on Faith... started up the Basics forum and fucked it off... got Ibiza Voice off the ground and managed to single handedly piss of the entire european dance music industry (and all the ibiza mafia).

    don't be coy son. some of us have been with you all the way Wink

    all in all... darth vader is fairly apt.
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    Post  RvZ Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:22 pm

    oh yeah...

    ..and took on Four/Four.com.... Wankers.

    THAT you can be proud of.

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