ROOM 101, let off your steam

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it's forum-bandit and one man awkward squad Duncan!

no forum is complete without one

Aha! WELCOME to Duncan.

duncan diablo wrote:what makes my skin feel like a colony of ants has hatched underneath it is our nations (the media) obsession with annointing people to be the fucking people's princess.

yes, memory of jade goody, i'm talking to you. niot only did you suck someone off on TV, it turned out you were a daft racist.

not on my watch.

I like him.

F1 racing

should be wiped from the earth forthwith, bunch of whinging self important dickheads

Sitting on a toilet seat when it is still warm from the person who used it last. Unless that person was Keith Gillespie (legend)...

wookie wrote:F1 racing

should be wiped from the earth forthwith, bunch of whinging self important dickheads

it's that Lewis Hamilton thing isn't it mate?




When you get to my age a lovely warm toilet seat is something you look forward to.

selfish people. I live with one. cucking funt!(not my missus)

aarrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Seeley wrote:selfish people. I live with one. cucking funt!(not my missus)

aarrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

eviction ahoy!

*geordie accent* "superstar producer Richard Seeley on Daye Nine in the hooose."

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

wookie wrote:F1 racing

should be wiped from the earth forthwith, bunch of whinging self important dickheads

it's that Lewis Hamilton thing isn't it mate?

yeah that banal personality bypassed tax evading twat

Seeley wrote:selfish people. I live with one. cucking funt!(not my missus)

aarrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kick em out Richard. Dont take that shit anymore.

Jonny Boy wrote:

Seeley wrote:selfish people. I live with one. cucking funt!(not my missus)

aarrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

eviction ahoy!

*geordie accent* "superstar producer Richard Seeley on Daye Nine in the hooose."

hes from stockton, so hes not a geordie

I have to say I have a big issue with closed thinking.

selfishness is one of those insidious qualities that are gnawing away at the fabric of everything.


Selfish top 10.

10. Bad driving. People change inside the metal box. Why is a pedestrian or cyclist 'less' than they are? it's still one person
9. You only have to try find a seat on a bus or train to see why we are fucked as a species. "Oh sorry, I wanted to sit there but I can see your luggage is very tired. So sorry!"
8. Untidiness. You may think in yourself it is not important. It's not about hygiene it's about respecting someone else.
7. Litter. See 8.
6. Rudeness. If you don't know someone simple manners are the first point of contact. It may make me look like Julian from the Mighty Boosh but I call every person I meet for the first time Sir, or Ma'am. I think respect should start from the off at the top and it's up to the person to show if they deserve it, but as a stranger they deserve it immediately. You might end up calling them cuntybollocks in 5 mins but at least you offered.
5. The cult of the individual. You are a chemical mistake not a film star. Deal with it.
4. Personal space. The supermarket belongs to The Man. Not you. FUCK OFF.
3. Shouting. Don't bawl in my ear at a mate across the pub. I exist!
2. Nature. It needs to still be there later. Thread softly, for you tread on my Mum.
1. America. Get to Fuck all of you.


GRRRRRR
5.

your problem I have always said is that you give a shit. idiot. selfishness is the new black.

timmy does the Full Clarkson again.

Token Bird wrote:timmy does the Full Clarkson again.

He's a sort of negative Full Clarkson. Cyclists!?

MY HOUSE MATE(is a c++t) RANT!!

5.I get up earlier than you so I'm going to be extra noisy because your still in bed and I'm not.
4. I never clean the chopping board down because my brother owns this house.(and I get in earlier than you)
3. No it's fine I didnt want anything from the shop(c++t you never asked)
2. Of course I'll fit a lock and hang a door for you for free because we're friends.(still no offer of beer or thank you)GRRR
1.the fridge and washing machine have been on the blink for 6 weeks but I'll still want full rent ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

payback

5.when your gone I dry my lower parts on your face towel.
4.I wipe my arse on his broccoli and hang his cheese slices over my
3.I double lock the door and put my headphones on.
2.I rang his dad and got £80 but he doesnt know.
1. I leave all my studio equipment on 24/7 because he pays the bills!




All better now

That's what Room 101 is for brother.

good ranting rich

and revenge as well

Seeley wrote:MY HOUSE MATE(is a c++t) RANT!!

5.I get up earlier than you so I'm going to be extra noisy because your still in bed and I'm not.
4. I never clean the chopping board down because my brother owns this house.(and I get in earlier than you)
3. No it's fine I didnt want anything from the shop(c++t you never asked)
2. Of course I'll fit a lock and hang a door for you for free because we're friends.(still no offer of beer or thank you)GRRR
1.the fridge and washing machine have been on the blink for 6 weeks but I'll still want full rent ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

payback

5.when your gone I dry my lower parts on your face towel.
4.I wipe my arse on his broccoli and hang his cheese slices over my
3.I double lock the door and put my headphones on.
2.I rang his dad and got £80 but he doesnt know.
1. I leave all my studio equipment on 24/7 because he pays the bills!




All better now

4. = Excellent.

thems some fairly specialised forms of retribution.

good though, very good.

i have issue with Ugg Boots. specifically that way that they seem to collapse on one side when the female (or lotion male) walks on them. this makes an already poor form of footwear look even more skanky.

what i'd like to do is swing a polo mallet onto the wearer's ankle and knock the boot back into place whilst shattering their joints.

duncan diablo wrote:thems some fairly specialised forms of retribution.

good though, very good.

i have issue with Ugg Boots. specifically that way that they seem to collapse on one side when the female (or lotion male) walks on them. this makes an already poor form of footwear look even more skanky.

what i'd like to do is swing a polo mallet onto the wearer's ankle and knock the boot back into place whilst shattering their joints.

Hahaha. Jesus Duncan, thats some seriously harsh (but fair) payback. Wonderful.

yeah, i'd like it if they tried to continue walking whilst their bones kinda crumble...like when the T-1000 gets frozen in Terminator 2.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:AAARGGGG!!

12th century actually. damn your EYES to hell.

Did you know him?

£72 to renew your passport

fucking robbing twats

wookie wrote:£72 to renew your passport

fucking robbing twats

mother fuckers

mine expires in June

duncan diablo wrote:

wookie wrote:£72 to renew your passport

fucking robbing twats

mother fuckers

mine expires in June

mine in august

i'll feel so much safer having a chip in my passport, so when the next lot of data is lost, all my details will be hawked out to the highest bidder, and i'll end up in guantanamo having a car battery hooked up to my nuts while private ronald mcdonald goes all sparky on me

£600+ to get permanent residency, £900ish if you want it before 2023.

duncan diablo wrote:thems some fairly specialised forms of retribution.

good though, very good.

i have issue with Ugg Boots. specifically that way that they seem to collapse on one side when the female (or lotion male) walks on them. this makes an already poor form of footwear look even more skanky.

what i'd like to do is swing a polo mallet onto the wearer's ankle and knock the boot back into place whilst shattering their joints.

Ah! it feels more like a forum now Duncan the Dark is on board

Sherrers wrote:

8. Lily Allen. Long story best not told.

But you love telling it.

Especially on the INTERNET.

yeah come on Tim share this story about Lily Allen.