Things I Learned Today

crang wrote:Today i have learnt that arthur scargill was not a forth right benevolent wonderland leader of euphoria and hope

but a mere collaborator of devine unity and freedom, somewhat delusionall,but, emphatic in belief !

oh yes he was.


greatest yorkshireman who ever lived

i feel confident he will be canonised one day

Today i have learnt

That my right knee is not as strong as it used to be

Giving up physio was a bad idea

Racing ones friends whilst intoxicated is massively camp

Buckfast is the devils brew

What has Brunel got to do with Spring Crang?

I'll be well impressed if you can make a connection!

Al wrote:What has Brunel got to do with Spring Crang?

I'll be well impressed if you can make a connection!

Some of his greatest engineering projects were always started during the spring

This is becuase of the temperature differences

Cold mornings,warm days,cold nights

And thus would test the steel/stone/timber to its fullest strengths

Contraction in the cold,expansion in the heat

He was born just down the road from me too

As was peter sellers

well the thread delivers and I learn something new.

top hats off to Crang

Al wrote:well the thread delivers and I learn something new.

top hats off to Crang

No probs Al

Crang I always read your name as Craaanggg!

Can I call you "Craanggg!" ?


please


ta

Token Bird wrote:Crang I always read your name as Craaanggg!

Can I call you "Craanggg!" ?


please



ta

Of course you can TB

crang wrote:

Al wrote:What has Brunel got to do with Spring Crang?

I'll be well impressed if you can make a connection!

Some of his greatest engineering projects were always started during the spring

This is becuase of the temperature differences

Cold mornings,warm days,cold nights

And thus would test the steel/stone/timber to its fullest strengths

Contraction in the cold,expansion in the heat

KER-Craanggg! Nice try Prof Moriarti but no forum biscuit.


You may have caught so-called-award-winning-investigative-journo-Al half asleep with your highly plausible scheme but you'll have to get up very early to get one over on someone who has not been to bed for a week!

Seasonal deformation of building materials requires fairly extreme and sustained temperature fluctuations.


bo!

Sherrers wrote:

crang wrote:

Al wrote:What has Brunel got to do with Spring Crang?

I'll be well impressed if you can make a connection!

Some of his greatest engineering projects were always started during the spring

This is becuase of the temperature differences

Cold mornings,warm days,cold nights

And thus would test the steel/stone/timber to its fullest strengths

Contraction in the cold,expansion in the heat

KER-Craanggg! Nice try Prof Moriarti but no forum biscuit.


You may have caught so-called-award-winning-investigative-journo-Al half asleep with your highly plausible scheme but you'll have to get up very early to get one over on someone who has not been to bed for a week!

Seasonal deformation of building materials requires fairly extreme and sustained temperature fluctuations.


bo!

Well

He was born in the spring

And is one of the greatest britons that ever lived

So there!

Sherrers wrote:

crang wrote:

Al wrote:What has Brunel got to do with Spring Crang?

I'll be well impressed if you can make a connection!

Some of his greatest engineering projects were always started during the spring

This is becuase of the temperature differences

Cold mornings,warm days,cold nights

And thus would test the steel/stone/timber to its fullest strengths

Contraction in the cold,expansion in the heat

KER-Craanggg! Nice try Prof Moriarti but no forum biscuit.


You may have caught so-called-award-winning-investigative-journo-Al half asleep with your highly plausible scheme but you'll have to get up very early to get one over on someone who has not been to bed for a week!

Seasonal deformation of building materials requires fairly extreme and sustained temperature fluctuations.


bo!

We've got massive gaps appearing in our wooden flooring at home due to said effect. I am told it will calm down in the summer.

Sherrers wrote:

crang wrote:

Al wrote:What has Brunel got to do with Spring Crang?

I'll be well impressed if you can make a connection!

Some of his greatest engineering projects were always started during the spring

This is becuase of the temperature differences

Cold mornings,warm days,cold nights

And thus would test the steel/stone/timber to its fullest strengths

Contraction in the cold,expansion in the heat

KER-Craanggg! Nice try Prof Moriarti but no forum biscuit.


You may have caught so-called-award-winning-investigative-journo-Al half asleep with your highly plausible scheme but you'll have to get up very early to get one over on someone who has not been to bed for a week!

Seasonal deformation of building materials requires fairly extreme and sustained temperature fluctuations.


bo!

hahaha




funny

today i learned tim should not be left on his own in an airport with the internet.

Today i leanrd that I speak 'fluent' english and went to university in England but I don't know anything!

Or maybe you are all very fucking weird?

Juanito wrote:Today i leanrd that I speak 'fluent' english and went to university in England but I don't know anything!

Or maybe you are all very fucking weird?

Weird?

No

We,re just a bit different

Thats what my sister says anyway

Juanito wrote:Today i leanrd that I speak 'fluent' english and went to university in England but I don't know anything!

Or maybe you are all very fucking weird?

If that is your sister I bet you are a real looker mate.



You are correct Juanito. They are all weird on here your English is fine. Do not adjust your head.

Juanito wrote:Today i leanrd that I speak 'fluent' english and went to university in England but I don't know anything!

Or maybe you are all very fucking weird?

don't worry my little spanish friend your english is better than a few on here.

Juanito wrote:Today i leanrd that I speak 'fluent' english and went to university in England but I don't know anything!

Or maybe you are all very fucking weird?

you are better at english than me mate

Today I learned that with a drug habit you only lose money.

With a Wii habit you lose time.

I may get back on the drugs

Acting the goat gets you everywhere.

Sherrers wrote:Today I learned that with a drug habit you only lose money.

With a Wii habit you lose time.

I may get back on the drugs

Very True

Not to go home after a night out if parents and grandparents have come to visit.

Any coastal geographic place built before 1970 was made to be approached by the sea.

today i learned you can run but you cant hide

scarlet pimpernel wrote:today i learned you can run but you cant hide

Good to have you back.