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jon carter
Fandango Widewheels
wookie
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Broadhead
Rrriot Guurl
bigdaddy
Son of Nod
Jnr DJ
Ye Olde Rog
scarlet pimpernel
RvZ
T.B
Bishop
Sherrers
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THE BISHOP'S WEEKLY PARISH BULLETIN (inc. Turnip's wives)
Sherrers- Admin
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Get your fix of Blyth right here, Read all abaht it!
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Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
I love it.
Breaking news. Its Mad Eye Rileys birthday today. I haven't attended.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
First report for the Easter weekend.
Dinger, Raggy and Metfuck had the first fire of the summer season in Blyth.
It went well.
Dinger, Raggy and Metfuck had the first fire of the summer season in Blyth.
It went well.
Sherrers- Admin
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it's like some sort of eastern european rural gay porn mag.
"Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."
"Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."
T.B- Moderator
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O M G
RvZ- vvvwi
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Sherrers wrote:it's like some sort of eastern european rural gay porn mag.
"Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."
BRAVO *large round of applause*
1st post-easter large office laugh.
scarlet pimpernel- vvw
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ace
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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hahaha
Jnr DJ- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:it's like some sort of eastern european rural gay porn mag.
"Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:it's like some sort of eastern european rural gay porn mag.
"Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."
I have told the "boys" that they are now thought of as Eastern European gays and they seemed ok with it.
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It's a living.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:It's a living.
bigdaddy- Moderator
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Bishop wrote:I have told the "boys" that they are now thought of as Eastern European gays and they seemed ok with it.
How much for the hot one with the beard?
Bishop- vvwi
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bigdaddy wrote:Bishop wrote:I have told the "boys" that they are now thought of as Eastern European gays and they seemed ok with it.
How much for the hot one with the beard?
The one with the beard doesnt charge. I presume you mean hot, as in, he is actually on fire.?
Sherrers- Admin
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bigdaddy wrote:Bishop wrote:I have told the "boys" that they are now thought of as Eastern European gays and they seemed ok with it.
How much for the hot one with the beard?
One pair Levi stonewash jean and large bottle coca cola is yours. No pepsi. My english she is bad but that am not stupid is true yes. You try with pepsi I send boy you do not like.
Rrriot Guurl- vvw
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Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
The week so far in Blyth.
Black Peter from next door is expecting a child. He also cut my front lawn on Tuesday. He continues to be a good neighbour despite us having to vacate our house last friday due to his party which he had. There was only 4 of them and they played 90's chart hits for a fair few hours but the music was that awful we took refuge at my folks house for the evening.
Mrs Hooters continues to grown at an alarming rate. She is still working at the Red Hart every thursday though, but has decided not to work tonight. Mad Eye will not be happy. She may actually have to do some work.
Lazarus the chef continues to speak only 2 words to me everytime we see each other. YEAH MAN he shouts from the Red Hart kitchen. Thats all i get, nothing else.
I saw the vicar walk past on Sunday sporting a pair of bunny ears. No idea why.
The postman has been suspended from duties. Apparently he signed for a parcel and placed it in the recipients wheely bin. You can guess the rest.
Claire, who is due to marry Steve "Pork Chop" Green , is having this afternoon off as she has a bad back. I saw her in the pub last night. Didnt look that bad to me. When i say I saw her in the pub, I wasnt actually in the pub, I was in my bedroom window.
The Fourways has turned into one of those horrible pubs called a Sizzler. You can get a steak and a pint for about 6 quid. Raggy and Dinger the Euorpean gays have been in every night so far.
Adam, who we suspect is gay, but wont come out, is having a party in the Red Hart on friday night. This may be a good photo opportunity to stick in the weekly report.
I continue my running campaign, however I had to cut my run short the other day because I needed a shit half way round. The route i had taken was fairly busy so had to nip my cheeks all the way home. bad planning. (I may have already enlightened you to this fact already).
I hear the Charnwood Hotel has gone bankrupt. I am yet to receive confirmation of the same.
Black Peter from next door is expecting a child. He also cut my front lawn on Tuesday. He continues to be a good neighbour despite us having to vacate our house last friday due to his party which he had. There was only 4 of them and they played 90's chart hits for a fair few hours but the music was that awful we took refuge at my folks house for the evening.
Mrs Hooters continues to grown at an alarming rate. She is still working at the Red Hart every thursday though, but has decided not to work tonight. Mad Eye will not be happy. She may actually have to do some work.
Lazarus the chef continues to speak only 2 words to me everytime we see each other. YEAH MAN he shouts from the Red Hart kitchen. Thats all i get, nothing else.
I saw the vicar walk past on Sunday sporting a pair of bunny ears. No idea why.
The postman has been suspended from duties. Apparently he signed for a parcel and placed it in the recipients wheely bin. You can guess the rest.
Claire, who is due to marry Steve "Pork Chop" Green , is having this afternoon off as she has a bad back. I saw her in the pub last night. Didnt look that bad to me. When i say I saw her in the pub, I wasnt actually in the pub, I was in my bedroom window.
The Fourways has turned into one of those horrible pubs called a Sizzler. You can get a steak and a pint for about 6 quid. Raggy and Dinger the Euorpean gays have been in every night so far.
Adam, who we suspect is gay, but wont come out, is having a party in the Red Hart on friday night. This may be a good photo opportunity to stick in the weekly report.
I continue my running campaign, however I had to cut my run short the other day because I needed a shit half way round. The route i had taken was fairly busy so had to nip my cheeks all the way home. bad planning. (I may have already enlightened you to this fact already).
I hear the Charnwood Hotel has gone bankrupt. I am yet to receive confirmation of the same.
Sherrers- Admin
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See.;
Bish is second busiest person on here and he can do a weekly.
And jolly good it is too!
Bish is second busiest person on here and he can do a weekly.
And jolly good it is too!
T.B- Moderator
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I really feel I have to see if Blyth is as weird as advertised.
Will I be let down?
Will I be let down?
Broadhead- vvwi
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T.B wrote:I really feel I have to see if Blyth is as weird as advertised.
Will I be let down?
If you're not you get your money back.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
T.B wrote:I really feel I have to see if Blyth is as weird as advertised.
Will I be let down?
All depends on which day you visit. Mostly yes, you will be let down. But just sometimes it is the weirdest place imaginable.
RvZ- vvvwi
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I'm really getting much more a feel for it with words and pictures.
My humble ambition would be to see all the cast with mugshots. So I can enjoy the written reports even more.
My humble ambition would be to see all the cast with mugshots. So I can enjoy the written reports even more.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
RvZ wrote:I'm really getting much more a feel for it with words and pictures.
My humble ambition would be to see all the cast with mugshots. So I can enjoy the written reports even more.
I am on it RvZ. Its my mission for this weekend.
RvZ- vvvwi
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Say it's in the name of science!
I'm sure the good citizens will endure a brief census.
Jesus did.
I'm sure the good citizens will endure a brief census.
Jesus did.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
RvZ wrote:Say it's in the name of science!
I'm sure the good citizens will endure a brief census.
Jesus did.
They will jump at the chance mate.Tthey will actually think they are going to be in farmers weekly, or turnip times, or eastern european readers brothers.
RvZ- vvvwi
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Can they hold an antique picture frame or one of those horse things you gurn through?
For continuity of course!
For continuity of course!
Bishop- vvwi
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RvZ wrote:Can they hold an antique picture frame or one of those horse things you gurn through?
For continuity of course!
Its a given.
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Bishop wrote:The week so far in Blyth.
Black Peter from next door is expecting a child. He also cut my front lawn on Tuesday. He continues to be a good neighbour despite us having to vacate our house last friday due to his party which he had. There was only 4 of them and they played 90's chart hits for a fair few hours but the music was that awful we took refuge at my folks house for the evening.
Mrs Hooters continues to grown at an alarming rate. She is still working at the Red Hart every thursday though, but has decided not to work tonight. Mad Eye will not be happy. She may actually have to do some work.
Lazarus the chef continues to speak only 2 words to me everytime we see each other. YEAH MAN he shouts from the Red Hart kitchen. Thats all i get, nothing else.
I saw the vicar walk past on Sunday sporting a pair of bunny ears. No idea why.
The postman has been suspended from duties. Apparently he signed for a parcel and placed it in the recipients wheely bin. You can guess the rest.
Claire, who is due to marry Steve "Pork Chop" Green , is having this afternoon off as she has a bad back. I saw her in the pub last night. Didnt look that bad to me. When i say I saw her in the pub, I wasnt actually in the pub, I was in my bedroom window.
The Fourways has turned into one of those horrible pubs called a Sizzler. You can get a steak and a pint for about 6 quid. Raggy and Dinger the Euorpean gays have been in every night so far.
Adam, who we suspect is gay, but wont come out, is having a party in the Red Hart on friday night. This may be a good photo opportunity to stick in the weekly report.
I continue my running campaign, however I had to cut my run short the other day because I needed a shit half way round. The route i had taken was fairly busy so had to nip my cheeks all the way home. bad planning. (I may have already enlightened you to this fact already).
I hear the Charnwood Hotel has gone bankrupt. I am yet to receive confirmation of the same.
class
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Lazarus and Pork Chop.
The Dark Archers saga expands.
The Dark Archers saga expands.
Bishop- vvwi
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T.B wrote:Lazarus and Pork Chop.
The Dark Archers saga expands.
I explained to Mad Eye Riley last night that I was doing a weekly report on the village for a serious website about rural life and she now has it in her head that I will be attending Parish Council meetings in order to generate stories. She was very drunk.
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