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Fandango Widewheels
wookie
tanit
Broadhead
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bigdaddy
Son of Nod
Jnr DJ
Ye Olde Rog
scarlet pimpernel
RvZ
T.B
Bishop
Sherrers
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THE BISHOP'S WEEKLY PARISH BULLETIN (inc. Turnip's wives)
RvZ- vvvwi
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Location : Londinium
Blyth brain drain crisis
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
Blyth, massive skateboarding scene rivalled only by San Diego
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Fandango Widewheels wrote:Blyth, massive skateboarding scene rivalled only by San Diego
Its huge mate.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
We had a first viewing on our house last night. I am not sure how it went as they didnt really speak much.
We have a further viewing tonight. I know he will speak more as its Raggy, one half of the Gay Esatern European duo.
We have a further viewing tonight. I know he will speak more as its Raggy, one half of the Gay Esatern European duo.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
Have you found somewhere to move to?
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Fandango Widewheels wrote:Have you found somewhere to move to?
Yes mate, bigger place down the road. Its further from the pub, but I can get a taxi.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Insane Bolt spotted a "very angry Adder" whilst out walking her dogs last night. One of the dogs was very nearly bitten, crushed to death and then swollowed whole by the beast.
She has warned all the kids in the village to be bareful whilst up playing in the park.
Sounds like one of Wookie mad creatures.
She has warned all the kids in the village to be bareful whilst up playing in the park.
Sounds like one of Wookie mad creatures.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
Bishop wrote:Insane Bolt spotted a "very angry Adder" whilst out walking her dogs last night. One of the dogs was very nearly bitten, crushed to death and then swollowed whole by the beast.
She has warned all the kids in the village to be bareful whilst up playing in the park.
Sounds like one of Wookie mad creatures.
Is that some sort of strange Blyth ritual?
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Fandango Widewheels wrote:Bishop wrote:Insane Bolt spotted a "very angry Adder" whilst out walking her dogs last night. One of the dogs was very nearly bitten, crushed to death and then swollowed whole by the beast.
She has warned all the kids in the village to be bareful whilst up playing in the park.
Sounds like one of Wookie mad creatures.
Is that some sort of strange Blyth ritual?
Oh do fuck off.
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
nakedness seems to be the default up there
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
T.B wrote:nakedness seems to be the default up there
Jonny Boy- vvwi
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Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
you mind an be bareful young un
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Alright fuckers.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Raggy, one half of the European gays, threw Dingers shoes onto the Red Hart roof yesterday. Poor Dinger.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Granny Janet has sent me some homemade apple pie to work. She also told me yesterday that she has enjoyed watching the Paramedics this week. When I enquired as to whether this was a new series she had been watching as I hadnt heard of it she looked shocked and disgusted.
She says "you mean you havent been watching the Paramedic Games"
Errr no Granny, I have missed those.
My best mate Squif has just announced he is pregnant.
She says "you mean you havent been watching the Paramedic Games"
Errr no Granny, I have missed those.
My best mate Squif has just announced he is pregnant.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Another busy weekend in Blyth.
I saw at least 5 combine harvesters pass through yesterday evening. Final days of getting the harvest in.
Its real dusty in Blyth due to the above.
I constructed our "For Sale" sign myself. (well my dad did it). We have had a few interested parties.
Following the fire party in Metfucks garden, he had to go round to the neighbours house to measure up for a new fence as Raggy and Joe burnt theirs. Mrs Metfuck was not impressed.
Metfuck has another pot on his hand from an old injury and ended up in hospital again for a dunken injury sustained last weekend. Mrs Metfuck is not impressed.
Last weekend Insane Bolt was found outside in the road pissed up by Tony Towers who happened to be passing in his Taxi.
She also went missing for 4 hours this saturday until 7am in the morning. Beetlejuice thinks she fell asleep somewhere but hasnt been able to get any sense out of her yet. I suspect it was behind the bar like last time.
Rob Flanders held his wedding reception in the Blyth memorial hall on saturday. We were told no jeans, so Dozy Rascal turned up in shorts.
The wedding reception was ok, but the beer was warm, We ducked out early doors.
I played polo on saturday in fancy dress. Very warm and very surreal seeing a frog ride a horse.
The vulcan made another appearance which was nice.
I saw at least 5 combine harvesters pass through yesterday evening. Final days of getting the harvest in.
Its real dusty in Blyth due to the above.
I constructed our "For Sale" sign myself. (well my dad did it). We have had a few interested parties.
Following the fire party in Metfucks garden, he had to go round to the neighbours house to measure up for a new fence as Raggy and Joe burnt theirs. Mrs Metfuck was not impressed.
Metfuck has another pot on his hand from an old injury and ended up in hospital again for a dunken injury sustained last weekend. Mrs Metfuck is not impressed.
Last weekend Insane Bolt was found outside in the road pissed up by Tony Towers who happened to be passing in his Taxi.
She also went missing for 4 hours this saturday until 7am in the morning. Beetlejuice thinks she fell asleep somewhere but hasnt been able to get any sense out of her yet. I suspect it was behind the bar like last time.
Rob Flanders held his wedding reception in the Blyth memorial hall on saturday. We were told no jeans, so Dozy Rascal turned up in shorts.
The wedding reception was ok, but the beer was warm, We ducked out early doors.
I played polo on saturday in fancy dress. Very warm and very surreal seeing a frog ride a horse.
The vulcan made another appearance which was nice.
Sherrers- Admin
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that's the weirdest pic you've ever done. hats off!
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:
that's the weirdest pic you've ever done. hats off!
Club rules mate, hats on at all times.
T.B- Moderator
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Location : East London
Great report Bish!
Broadhead- vvwi
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Top Blyth action as ever.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
I am on holiday next week so will get a report done whilst I am off.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
Going anywhere nice this year?
Something for the weekend Sir?
Datsa nize anna fresh!
Something for the weekend Sir?
Datsa nize anna fresh!
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
RvZ wrote:Going anywhere nice this year?
Something for the weekend Sir?
Datsa nize anna fresh!
Off to butlins again for a few days with Junior (not the one from here). Then we have a cottage booked just outside of Beverley for the week after. Cant wait.
Jnr DJ- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1080
Location : Sarf London
It so easily could be the Junior off here though! come oN!
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Jnr DJ wrote:It so easily could be the Junior off here though! come oN!
Pack your bags mate, you are in.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
On a much more positive note we attended Dozy Rascals engagement do on saturday. It was chaos. One half of the Eastern European gays got snapped having a snooze when he got home.
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
I know Wookie hates baby pictures but Junior Baughan is growing up so quick.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Hello Englishman. My name is Gyorgi and I love the crazy rock and roll. Sometime I like to lie and dream of you then maybe after I touch my axe for you yes?
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Location : In a Box
Bishop wrote:I know Wookie hates baby pictures but Junior Baughan is growing up so quick.
Bloddy hell!!!! Well growing up fast man!
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