England is weird man.
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crang
jon carter
Fandango Widewheels
wookie
tanit
Broadhead
Rrriot Guurl
bigdaddy
Son of Nod
Jnr DJ
Ye Olde Rog
scarlet pimpernel
RvZ
T.B
Bishop
Sherrers
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THE BISHOP'S WEEKLY PARISH BULLETIN (inc. Turnip's wives)
tanit- w
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Parish Council Meetings.
England is weird man.
England is weird man.
bigdaddy- Moderator
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Bishop wrote:I explained to Mad Eye Riley last night that I was doing a weekly report on the village for a serious website about rural life and she
Hang on, Mad Eye is a woman?
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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Yes. Beetlejuice is the Landlord. Mad-eye is the Landlady.
See I am paying attention .
See I am paying attention .
Sherrers- Admin
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T.B wrote:
The Dark Archers
quality
she is on fire this week
Bishop- vvwi
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Ye Olde Rog wrote:Yes. Beetlejuice is the Landlord. Mad-eye is the Landlady.
See I am paying attention .
Its questionable as to whether she is a woman. But she claims to be. Until I see her clout I am undecided.
Sherrers- Admin
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My god man. CLOUT??
CLOUT??
That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.
Do you mean "Claat?"
I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!
CLOUT??
That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.
Do you mean "Claat?"
I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:My god man. CLOUT??
CLOUT??
That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.
Do you mean "Claat?"
I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!
Hahahahaha. Sorry mate. I meant Spam Purse.
Sherrers- Admin
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Oh BISHOP!!
I'm so glad you could join us!
wooo hahaha woooooo hahahahaa
press this ; http://arsebishop.com/
I'm so glad you could join us!
wooo hahaha woooooo hahahahaa
press this ; http://arsebishop.com/
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:Oh BISHOP!!
I'm so glad you could join us!
wooo hahaha woooooo hahahahaa
press this ; http://arsebishop.com/
Its an arse.
wookie- vvwi
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Claire, who is due to marry Steve "Pork Chop" Green , is having this afternoon off as she has a bad back. I saw her in the pub last night. Didnt look that bad to me. When i say I saw her in the pub, I wasnt actually in the pub, I was in my bedroom window.
hahahahahaha
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:My god man. CLOUT??
CLOUT??
That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.
Do you mean "Claat?"
I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!
Jnr DJ- vvwi
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'arsebishop'
'clout'
'clout'
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Next report coming shortly. I am fucking rushed on my feet at work and then take work home and then get up early and work from home before I come to work. I am also gathering pictures from the weekend just gone.
T.B- Moderator
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Arse, Bishop.
Bishop- vvwi
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T.B wrote:Arse, Bishop.
Arsebishop of Blyth?
Sherrers- Admin
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Arsebishop of Cunterbury
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:Arsebishop of Cunterbury
I was going to put that, but didn't think we could use the word cunt. You sir are the arse.
Sherrers- Admin
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Das Girlz said we could ages ago. They reclaimed it for lezzers or something.
It's better than 'Clout'
It's better than 'Clout'
Broadhead- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:Das Girlz said we could ages ago. They reclaimed it for lezzers or something.
It's better than 'Clout'
I like Clout. The word i mean. Oh god, i'm off!
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Broadhead wrote:Sherrers wrote:Das Girlz said we could ages ago. They reclaimed it for lezzers or something.
It's better than 'Clout'
I like Clout. The word i mean. Oh god, i'm off!
T.B- Moderator
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bishop is so rubbish! it's wednesday and no report
Jnr DJ- vvwi
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skiver
Sherrers- Admin
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Crowd is getting ugly Bish.
It's pitchforks and flaming torches.
It's pitchforks and flaming torches.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.
It's pitchforks and flaming torches.
How vigorous is the waving of said implements?
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.
It's pitchforks and flaming torches.
Just every day normality for me that to be fair. If the shop is late opening by 1 minute you can expect this, plus a ritual sacrifice of a virgin.
The report will be on tonight. I am still compiling data from the weekend. Now let me hear no more about it until then.
Sherrers- Admin
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.
It's pitchforks and flaming torches.
How vigorous is the waving of said implements?
There is some mumbling and agreeing that something needs to be done at the village green. Early days.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Sherrers wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.
It's pitchforks and flaming torches.
How vigorous is the waving of said implements?
There is some mumbling and agreeing that something needs to be done at the village green. Early days.
Defcon 3 then. UN is monitoring but peacekeepers are as yet to be mobilised.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Bishop wrote:Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.
It's pitchforks and flaming torches.
Just every day normality for me that to be fair. If the shop is late opening by 1 minute you can expect this, plus a ritual sacrifice of a virgin.
The report will be on tonight. I am still compiling data from the weekend. Now let me hear no more about it until then.
Wicker (basket) man
T.B- Moderator
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Sherrers wrote:My god man. CLOUT??
CLOUT??
That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.
Do you mean "Claat?"
I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!
Keep up Bald Eagle!
WICKA WICKA WAA WAAAAA
Broadhead- vvwi
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T.B wrote:Sherrers wrote:My god man. CLOUT??
CLOUT??
That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.
Do you mean "Claat?"
I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!
Keep up Bald Eagle!
WICKA WICKA WAA WAAAAA
Damn it
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