Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:And Bish is in a special sideshow of his own

Harsh. I have feelings you know. (but only where turnips are involved).

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:And Bish is in a special sideshow of his own

Harsh. I have feelings you know. (but only where turnips are involved).

I meant more that you are like the elephant man's handler. You get the box office for the Blyth sideshow.

Sherrers wrote:I gave up fags for Jan and just had a puff before a gig and it made me go all tingly like the 1st fags at school (menthol).

Sherrers wrote:beep dee beep diddi beep bip

Dullflash


I stumbled on a prehistoric settlement near my folk's yesterday. It's not on any maps.

I bought a bicycle cape from Skipton.

Mam has a light fitting that is basically some christmas lights that someone has made into a bush using some wire and loads and loads of brown electrical tape. But it was purchased. I can't get my head around it.

We won the pub quiz last night. My Dad was well chuffed. We only win when me Mam is there as neither me or Dad have any clue about anything modern. As last weeks debacle proved.

The locals continue to hate us.

It's fully mutual.

Mam's novelty Elvis clock in the kitchen is 2 mins fast.

Sherrers wrote:beep dee beep diddi beep bip

Dullflash


I stumbled on a prehistoric settlement near my folk's yesterday. It's not on any maps.

I bought a bicycle cape from Skipton.

Mam has a light fitting that is basically some christmas lights that someone has made into a bush using some wire and loads and loads of brown electrical tape. But it was purchased. I can't get my head around it.

We won the pub quiz last night. My Dad was well chuffed. We only win when me Mam is there as neither me or Dad have any clue about anything modern. As last weeks debacle proved.

The locals continue to hate us.

It's fully mutual.

Mam's novelty Elvis clock in the kitchen is 2 mins fast.

Sherrers wrote:
I stumbled on a prehistoric settlement near my folk's yesterday. It's not on any maps.

Sherrers wrote:
I bought a bicycle cape from Skipton.

Mam has a light fitting that is basically some christmas lights that someone has made into a bush using some wire and loads and loads of brown electrical tape. But it was purchased. I can't get my head around it.

Mam's novelty Elvis clock in the kitchen is 2 mins fast.

Broadhead wrote:Prepare to be amazed. Sorry, i mean completely underwhelmed.

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Prepare to be amazed. Sorry, i mean completely underwhelmed.

i'm only going the town hall, i may have a look round after the meeting

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Prepare to be amazed. Sorry, i mean completely underwhelmed.

i'm only going the town hall, i may have a look round after the meeting

scarlet pimpernel wrote:my fave thread is still here

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Prepare to be amazed. Sorry, i mean completely underwhelmed.

i'm only going the town hall, i may have a look round after the meeting

Will there be tea and biscuits at said meeting? If so, report back on the quality.

T.B wrote:

scarlet pimpernel wrote:my fave thread is still here

ooh 'ello

wookie wrote:report from wakefield

second only to hull in the weirdo stakes

a chalkboard outside a bar called o'mallys campaigning for charles bronson's realease

didn't have any buscuits, although they did look nice

the buffet provided was very nice though, and it had the best pork pies i've ever had

a solid 7.5/10