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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:04 am

    Does it take much winding?
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    Post  Son of Nod on Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:28 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:Does it take much winding?

    Not really, only use when I take my dog out....the faster you wind the brighter it goes. Sometimes I hold it at a different angle and breathe in front of it for a better effect.
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    Post  T.B on Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:05 am

    Son of Nod wrote:I have a wind up torch.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


    stitches
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    Post  Sherrers on Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:23 am

    Son of Nod wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:Does it take much winding?

    Not really, only use when I take my dog out....the faster you wind the brighter it goes. Sometimes I hold it at a different angle and breathe in front of it for a better effect.

    awesome
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    Post  Sherrers on Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:50 am

    mundane family tree of regulars.

    The Northerns
    Fandango, Broadhead, Wookie, Jim, Roger, Son of Nod

    The Bumpkins
    Bishop, Sheridan

    The Southerns
    T.B, Big Dad, R.G, Junior, (& Al), Mac & Crang.


    The Norths have met Big Daddy and Al.
    Big Daddy has met R.G and Junior.
    R.G knows T.B and Junior.
    Al has met T.B
    Son of Nod has met Mac (maybe spoken on the phone actually).
    Roger has met Al and T.B ( a few times but won't remember more than one unless prompted).
    Bishop has met people outside The Village!
    Crang has met some Northerns.

    In fact when I think about it the only suspect person is Broadhead.

    He's been seen the least and is too Yorkshire to exist. He's a sort of Higs particle in a flatcap.


    The thing that gets me the most is the actual people who 'work' with VVWI (producers, interns, radio, label, DJs) are the ones who never come on.

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    Post  Son of Nod on Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:52 pm

    Sherrers wrote:mundane family tree of regulars.

    The Northerns
    Fandango, Broadhead, Wookie, Jim, Roger, Son of Nod

    The Bumpkins
    Bishop, Sheridan

    The Southerns
    T.B, Big Dad, R.G, Junior, (& Al), Mac & Crang.


    The Norths have met Big Daddy and Al.
    Big Daddy has met R.G and Junior.
    R.G knows T.B and Junior.
    Al has met T.B
    Son of Nod has met Mac (maybe spoken on the phone actually).
    Roger has met Al and T.B ( a few times but won't remember more than one unless prompted).
    Bishop has met people outside The Village!
    Crang has met some Northerns.

    In fact when I think about it the only suspect person is Broadhead.

    He's been seen the least and is too Yorkshire to exist. He's a sort of Higs particle in a flatcap.


    The thing that gets me the most is the actual people who 'work' with VVWI (producers, interns, radio, label, DJs) are the ones who never come on.

    Yawntastic

    This is true, plus email (does that count)...

    SON has also met Sherrers, Bish and Gem, Jim, Ben, Broadhead, Mark, Matt and Wookie.
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    Post  T.B on Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:18 pm

    I still see Al now and then. Making an honest woman of Mrs Al finally soon.
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    Post  wookie on Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:17 am

    i've just bought some new silver headphones
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:44 am

    T.B wrote:I still see Al now and then. Making an honest woman of Mrs Al finally soon.

    Going to the wedding?
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:26 am

    The Swan is shit.



    They have decided to implement a no smoking rule for outside the front of the pub. This is being enforced by the local gypsy fighter Pete "the vest" Nesbitt.



    Barry who has a dog called Alfie is not impressed with said rule.



    I have a voucher for an all you can eat curry night buffet. It also allows me to purchase one buffet and get one free. Not at The Swan I hasten to add.



    I ordered a new carpet on saturday. I have never purchased a carpet before now. I enjoyed it.



    Whilst out running last night I caught the whiff of a deceased rabbit which i had run past and I threw up.



    My high vis jacket makes me look real fat as it is slightly on the small side to wear over my other tops.



    Dozy Rascal is talking of moving to Manchester.



    Ken Metfuck is still in Glasgow and going to Germany shortly. His partner is pregnant.



    Raggy and Dinger are both on diets.



    I ended up speaking to the lady, who threw wine bottles onto my front lawn, in the pub on friday night. I mentioned bottles of wine and the throwing of them on several occasions. She showed no hint of remorse.



    The Red Hart christmas party was a success. There was a fight, someone threw up and bettlejuice didnt get to bed until 5am.
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    Post  wookie on Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:33 am

    ken metfuck is still my favourite, what does he do?
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    Post  Son of Nod on Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:35 am

    Bishop wrote:The Swan is shit.



    They have decided to implement a no smoking rule for outside the front of the pub. This is being enforced by the local gypsy fighter Pete "the vest" Nesbitt.



    Barry who has a dog called Alfie is not impressed with said rule.



    I have a voucher for an all you can eat curry night buffet. It also allows me to purchase one buffet and get one free. Not at The Swan I hasten to add.



    I ordered a new carpet on saturday. I have never purchased a carpet before now. I enjoyed it.



    Whilst out running last night I caught the whiff of a deceased rabbit which i had run past and I threw up.



    My high vis jacket makes me look real fat as it is slightly on the small side to wear over my other tops.



    Dozy Rascal is talking of moving to Manchester.



    Ken Metfuck is still in Glasgow and going to Germany shortly. His partner is pregnant.



    Raggy and Dinger are both on diets.



    I ended up speaking to the lady, who threw wine bottles onto my front lawn, in the pub on friday night. I mentioned bottles of wine and the throwing of them on several occasions. She showed no hint of remorse.



    The Red Hart christmas party was a success. There was a fight, someone threw up and bettlejuice didnt get to bed until 5am.

    Is that because you are tubby?
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:36 am

    wookie wrote:ken metfuck is still my favourite, what does he do?



    Electrician.



    SON- Get fucked. Very Happy
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    Post  Son of Nod on Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:53 am

    Bishop wrote:
    wookie wrote:ken metfuck is still my favourite, what does he do?



    Electrician.



    SON- Get fucked. Very Happy

    OooooooooooOooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooh
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:02 am

    Ace Blyth report.

    I like the new characters coming into play.

    Raggy, Dinger and Simply The Vest.
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:45 am

    Sherrers wrote:Ace Blyth report.

    I like the new characters coming into play.

    Raggy, Dinger and Simply The Vest.



    He always wears a nice white vest, even in the depths of winter.
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    Post  T.B on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:08 am

    Bishop wrote:

    Whilst out running last night I caught the whiff of a deceased rabbit which i had run past and I threw up.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:10 am

    T.B wrote:
    Bishop wrote:

    Whilst out running last night I caught the whiff of a deceased rabbit which i had run past and I threw up.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    A car going past at the time parped me furiously. I have no idea why. can a man not be sick in his own village nowadays.
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    Post  T.B on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:12 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    being parped at furiously while chucking up on your hi-viz over a rabbit's corpse

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    Post  Son of Nod on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:30 am

    What does a dead rabbit smell of.....can't that bad can it?
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:31 am

    Death.

    Mainly.

    Yes it can.
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:32 am

    Actually dead mammals is technically Crang's area.

    Over to you mate...
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    Post  Son of Nod on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:32 am

    Sherrers wrote:Death.

    Mainly.

    Yes it can.

    The home Mrs Nod used to work at smelt of piss and death....hated going in there!
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:37 am

    She worked for Roger?
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    Post  crang on Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:08 am

    Sherrers wrote:Actually dead mammals is technically Crang's area.

    Over to you mate...


    Let's just say I see a fair amount of animal suicides.

    I must say,owls seem to be the strangest ones I come across,there always completely in tacked,they must just get startled by the trains,and have heart attacks?.

    I'd make a fortune as a taxidermist?.
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:54 am

    Get stuffed!










    That won't bring Scott back. Or any owls.
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:01 am

    Embalm-ah

    You-know-a-mi-like-to-stuff-da-bodies

    A leaky bum-bum?



    Yeah.



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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:13 am

    Sealed round the bath tonight. Learned not to go tinkle while hands are covered in silicon sealant affraid
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:19 am

    Did you make sure the item you were sealing was full of cold water?

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:20 am

    Sherrers wrote:Did you make sure the item you were sealing was full of cold water?


    Of course I did, what do you take me for?

    I only knew that cos I read the instructions on the can, for once.

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