FILM REVIEWS WITH DAVE CLARKE

Son of Nod wrote:The time travelling hero....accident time travelling hero..

Nope, he's the time machine engineer.

Son of Nod wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Can you please post at least a pic of what you are on about?

Some of us can't be arsed leaving the forum.


Ta


Wait? goes back AN HOUR in time!? talk about blank canvas syndrome. Ok you have all of time and possibly due to Heisenberg, Rosen and Co...all of Space to write about...

"mmmm I will send back our plucky hero ONE HOUR on time! Ha ha. Hollywood will batter my back door in! I am sure of it!"

It's a good film. Why go back millions of years when just an hour will do it. Saves on CGI.



I can't do pics from work. The IT police block all hosting websites for some reason.

I can.....so can wookie!!

You don't work for the maaaaan.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Can you please post at least a pic of what you are on about?

Some of us can't be arsed leaving the forum.


Ta


Wait? goes back AN HOUR in time!? talk about blank canvas syndrome. Ok you have all of time and possibly due to Heisenberg, Rosen and Co...all of Space to write about...

"mmmm I will send back our plucky hero ONE HOUR on time! Ha ha. Hollywood will batter my back door in! I am sure of it!"

It's a good film. Why go back millions of years when just an hour will do it. Saves on CGI.



I can't do pics from work. The IT police block all hosting websites for some reason.

I can.....so can wookie!!

You don't work for the maaaaan.

Give this to the maaaaaannn

wookie wrote:meet sharktopus

I love this. Frank is pitching his arse off and spent a king's ransom on a retard with some scissors and a photocopier and a suite at Cannes. For an hour.

"Eric is totally on board maaaan. He is psyched! Yeah it's a B movie! Eric is crazy about B's dude. It's Ironic. And also serious. Which do you like? I only need another 8 million to get it home. The total? 8 million.... wait... you've got to see my next project! Eric says Julia is onboard. Seriously. Julia is IN man! It's called Shitty Woman. It's... wait!...."

I have a feeling this project may still be in development.

it has actually been made

check out the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQGIRA5x7eQ

Brill!!!!

We have a thing to host youtube you know!



standards have really slipped round here I say!

Clue's in the name. Producer's cut is Frank's personal footage.

I refuse to believe Frank got this a distributor in ANY territory.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sharktopus-DVD-Eric-Roberts/dp/B004AFK7UY



you can buy the dvd to watch if you want?

"straight to video" means you didn't get a distribution deal.

I have to say I was agog watching the trailer. Mind you Eric Roberts is right. I mean the Navy asked for the perfect killing machine so... what do you expect? Shit CGI carnage, rampant and plentiful. Their own fault.

This looks great!

Watched 'Lovely Bones' last night. Cool film, think I need to watch it again though, not sure if I completely 'got' it.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Watched 'Lovely Bones' last night. Cool film, think I need to watch it again though, not sure if I completely 'got' it.

Amazing film....loved it myself and Mrs Nodilto. They say the book is better.

Son of Nod wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Watched 'Lovely Bones' last night. Cool film, think I need to watch it again though, not sure if I completely 'got' it.

Amazing film....loved it myself and Mrs Nodilto. They say the book is better.

I'm going to try and get hold of the book. I'm interested to see how much artistic license Peter Jackson had over some of the imagery he used.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Watched 'Lovely Bones' last night. Cool film, think I need to watch it again though, not sure if I completely 'got' it.

Amazing film....loved it myself and Mrs Nodilto. They say the book is better.

I'm going to try and get hold of the book. I'm interested to see how much artistic license Peter Jackson had over some of the imagery he used.

Was fantastic I thought.

I watched Trading Places again last night. I'm not an Eddie Murphy fan in the slightest, but i really do like this film. So much so that i fell asleep half way through. But it's not as if i haven't seen it at least 10 times anyway.

Pointless post

Broadhead wrote:I watched Trading Places again last night. I'm not an Eddie Murphy fan in the slightest, but i really do like this film. So much so that i fell asleep half way through. But it's not as if i haven't seen it at least 10 times anyway.

Pointless post

Best film review ever.

Broadhead wrote:I watched Trading Places again last night. I'm not an Eddie Murphy fan in the slightest, but i really do like this film. So much so that i fell asleep half way through. But it's not as if i haven't seen it at least 10 times anyway.

Pointless post

Broadswipe in watching a film other than Kes shocker!

jim_kezzle wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I watched Trading Places again last night. I'm not an Eddie Murphy fan in the slightest, but i really do like this film. So much so that i fell asleep half way through. But it's not as if i haven't seen it at least 10 times anyway.

Pointless post

Broadswipe in watching a film other than Kes shocker!

Don't worry, I have watched it very recently.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I watched Trading Places again last night. I'm not an Eddie Murphy fan in the slightest, but i really do like this film. So much so that i fell asleep half way through. But it's not as if i haven't seen it at least 10 times anyway.

Pointless post

Best film review ever.

really that sort of post is just sort of the distilled excellence that i personally feel this board pulls off with such ease but you just won't find anywhere else

5 stars

This weekend i shall be watching Inglorious Bastards, possibly Shutter Island, Sid & Nancy & It's all gone Pete Tong. These are pretty much the only DVD's someone at work who is prepared to lend me them has.

Expect more in-depth reviews from me early next week.

Broadhead wrote:This weekend i shall be watching Inglorious Bastards, possibly Shutter Island, Sid & Nancy & It's all gone Pete Tong. These are pretty much the only DVD's someone at work who is prepared to lend me them has.

Expect more in-depth reviews from me early next week.

Ace!!!

I really liked Shutter Island, quality film.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I really liked Shutter Island, quality film.

Indeed I was well impressed

They forgot my DVD's so there shall be no reviews this weekend. Shite.

Broadhead wrote:They forgot my DVD's so there shall be no reviews this weekend. Shite.

All the more reason to come out for a beer tomorrow. Are you out for Chezzer at Basics Mr Kezzle?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:They forgot my DVD's so there shall be no reviews this weekend. Shite.

All the more reason to come out for a beer tomorrow. Are you out for Chezzer at Basics Mr Kezzle?

I have been known to make random unplanned basics visits so don't rule it out, however I have no idea who chezzer is so won't be making a visit specially.

Last night, I finished watching the bits of Trading Places i missed last week when i fell asleep. A film of two halves, loved the start, hated the ending.

Watched cool runnings the other day!! Still ace after all these years!