The Dugout. Depository for World Cup fever here...

They are a tad annoying

Broadhead wrote:Rocky dennis. Working in Home Bargains.

Who is this Dennis person? And why is he so spud-faced?

You must know Rocky Dennis? He was in that film Mask, where Cher played his slaggy biker mam. Had a face like a giant cartoon peanut, and flowing ginger locks.

Here's the handsome chap in all his pomp:

Broadhead wrote:You must know Rocky Dennis? He was in that film Mask, where Cher played his slaggy biker mam. Had a face like a giant cartoon peanut, and flowing ginger locks.

Here's the handsome chap in all his pomp:

Fucking hell I thought it was only me that has seen that film! haha!

double egg. him and the new doctor who

big faced kidz

France used to be a Global force.

Not any more.

Cash has killed football. Soft, useless pampered soloists. Not a team playing patriot in any of the world class league pool of talent.

Broadhead wrote:You must know Rocky Dennis? He was in that film Mask, where Cher played his slaggy biker mam. Had a face like a giant cartoon peanut, and flowing ginger locks.

Here's the handsome chap in all his pomp:

Its my landlady

Not much football commentary from the alleged footy fans...

Well........

I missed the first match as apparently i have to do some work instead of slying off and watching South Africa vs Mexico. By all accounts Mexico were the better team in the first half but South Africa could and should snatched it in the last minute.

The France vs. Uruguay match was pretty shocking. They both look very ordinary teams. How Thierry Henry had the nerve to appeal for that hand ball i do not know! I could hear most of Ireland shouting rude words at him all the way over here in Wakey!

The South Korea/Greece match today i have missed as i have been stocking up on my music collection.

Looking forward to things getting Messi at 3 o'clock, and me being messy by the time England kick off.

En-Ger-Land etc etc.

Is it just me like or has the tidal wave of cash that (for me) totally ruined football made all the teams (so far) seem really weak and homogenous?

I mean, in my day ( ) there was a real difference in certain countries. Yeah most teams had some or many international level league players but the main body of players from somewhere in South America or Africa were genuinely poor and hungry and could do some very unpredictable and entertaining football.

It might just be because I don't watch a lot of games anymore or it might be just all the teams being super cautious early on... but I've seen all the England friendlies and all the games so far and I find the games shockingly dull. Really lame playing, endless panto falls and breakdancing around in mock pain and really very stupid hair.

Are they all really overpaid and soft now or is it me?

Fingers crossed it all improves. I'd really like to eat my words.

This world cup has so far been bloody rubbish. Ze Germans were impressive last night but that was against a truly woeful Australian team. I hope the Dutch, Brazil and the Spanish turn on the skills and wake me from my Football slumber.

I am so glad i didn't go out to watch the England match. If i had spent my hard-earned on that shower of shit i would have been really annoyed.

I love the way the retarded advertising idiots are selling shit to girls by basically saying ; "resistance to the football is futile, accept your fate and play football themed bingo"

wankers

Football themed bingo? tell me more.

Really poor games to watch all round really, thought the Slovenia v Algeria game was horrendous.

It was simply awful. I'm glad i missed most of it.

I missed the Dutch yesterday but by all accounts they were ok. The Italians looked good in the second half.

Hopefully the Spanish and Brazilians and even that little winker Ronaldo will turn it on today and stop it from being the dullest opening round of a World Cup ever.

I'm gutted that I'm going to miss the portugal v Ivory coast game due to being stuck at work!

Ye Olde Rog wrote:France used to be a Global force.

Not any more.

Cash has killed football. Soft, useless pampered soloists. Not a team playing patriot in any of the world class league pool of talent.

I agree with rog for once.

Dull, dull, dull.

I am deeply disappointed but I am holding on to one of the African sides doing well....

agreed it has been mighty dull so far.

The debate on the vuvuzeelas is more interesting.

Oh and well done to robbie earle selling his tickets to a load of dutch ladies in mini skirts. Tit.

*crosses fingers Mick McCarthy, Garth Crooks, Adebayor and the entire ITV coverage lot do the same*

Broadhead wrote:*crosses fingers Mick McCarthy, Garth Crooks, Adebayor and the entire ITV coverage lot do the same*

Mick McCarthy is just so bad at the whole commentator thing. Dull motherfucker.

The Human Vuvuzela.

Oh, and i have a feeling Honduras vs Chile will be a really good match. No, really!

there's loads worse then mcCarthy

chris coleman, craig burley, clive tyldsey, kevin keegan

Mainly ITV innit?

They are so shit.

Basically the poorer a country the better the football.

I am binning my season ticket to Elland Road, chucking my telly out the window and going to start a league in the slums of Mumbai. With dirty faced children.

If that fails, backstreet tramp penalty shootouts for cash.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Basically the poorer a country the better the football.

I am binning my season ticket to Elland Road, chucking my telly out the window and going to start a league in the slums of Mumbai. With dirty faced children.

If that fails, backstreet tramp penalty shootouts for cash.

Roger's no rules cage football league...to the death

I'm in.

Sherrers wrote:Roger's no rules cage football league...to the death

I'm in.

In.
Have that you cake.