Broadhead says ; 'I just don't get it?'

Fandango Widewheels wrote:[
£180 to replace my headlights, not something you can just pop into Halfords for. If this pisses you off, tough. Precision engineering

VERY very Tory response

RvZ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:0898Clarksonchat

shout with other Clarksons on the phone

I just don't get it Broadhead

I don't share Clarksons views on most things. I don't even share his views on cars.

I JUST DON'T GET IT!

This is what is known in the professional media as "The Clarkson Complex".

You clone a Clarkson and put it in a room with another Clarkson, well they aren't going to agree on anything are they? On principal.

Therefore ; you are a massive Clarkson.

QED

This is also known as the 'CMD post 1am principle' validated by Tim.

RvZ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:0898Clarksonchat

shout with other Clarksons on the phone

I just don't get it Broadhead

I don't share Clarksons views on most things. I don't even share his views on cars.

I JUST DON'T GET IT!

This is what is known in the professional media as "The Clarkson Complex".

You clone a Clarkson and put it in a room with another Clarkson, well they aren't going to agree on anything are they? On principal.

Therefore ; you are a massive Clarkson.

QED

hahaha!


I bet he reads the Torygraph an all

Nope, the only papers I buy are The Times and The Racing Post. Everything I need, right there.

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Daytime running halogen lights on cars, ie: Audi's. Look mate, i already know you're a bit of a tit, i don't need you blinding me in my rear-view mirror as well. I Just don't get it*



*if anyone from Audi is reading. i would gladly retract my statement and accept an Audi with Daytime running halogen lights for free. Even in white.

Anytime running them. I have terrible photophobia night and day.

As a pedestrian I actually do the pantomime of pionty-point at your lights, making a you-blinded-me face and even shaking my fist like in the beano.

What gets me is all of them do for 2 reason and 2 ONLY.

1. So they can see their dashboard.

2. They are saying 'look at me!'.

I'm going 'I can't! I'm fucking blind now'.

does that mean your scared of max spielmann and supa snaps?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Nope, the only papers I buy are The Times and The Racing Post. Everything I need, right there.

Tory.

QED

I need to insert the caveat that the troublesome houseguests weren't at my house, it was at a mates.

I have such issues with it I just won't have it! no sir.

I can imagine if it had been at your place they would now be tied up and placed in a vat of boiling oil.

I don't get pretty much everything, do I win?

Welsh wrote:I don't get pretty much everything, do I win?

No. Never.

I'm actually a bit worried that Ballz really is a Tory

T.B wrote:I'm actually a bit worried that Ballz really is a Tory

I don't have any political leanings. I've never even voted. I'm straddling the classes you see. Council estate upbringing, middle class professional job, working for US capitalists.

Now you see why I'm so mixed up.

"straddling the working classes"



Tory

Why do the great unwashed who catch buses seem to thrive on being just that? The lack of hygiene from some people leaves a lot to be desired. Step away from the Ginsters fatso, the soap aisle is thataway.

I just don't get it?

A diamond coated Trephine will only cut bone and not soft tissue.

I JUST DON'T GET IT!

I went on a bus yesterday. You know that Jasper Carrot thing about 'the nutter on the bus'?

He didn't sit next me but behind me. You know you can tell someone is basically on day release? NO way someone who talks to themselves that much is just pissed/off it.

It was fascinating/alarming in equal measure. I wish I wasn't so fucked yesterday or I'd have remembered it in greater detail or possibly secretly recorded it on my phone.

The stuff that was coming out of him. One minute it was quite scary stuff that was obviously from prison. Talking about eating shit and fourteen year olds... they next it was actually quite erudite. Talking about someone from the park bench the night previously who had no manners. Honestly like the most extreme of two personalities.

You think Brixton has a bad rep? Streatham man. My Lord. I wish it was just Ginsters rather than shit eating murderers.

I was only on a bus to go see Battleship. For you lot. Things I do! Tsk!

I JUST DON'T GET IT

Sherrers wrote:

I went on a bus yesterday. You know that Jasper Carrot thing about 'the nutter on the bus'?

He didn't sit next me but behind me. You know you can tell someone is basically on day release? NO way someone who talks to themselves that much is just pissed/off it.

It was fascinating/alarming in equal measure. I wish I wasn't so fucked yesterday or I'd have remembered it in greater detail or possibly secretly recorded it on my phone.

The stuff that was coming out of him. One minute it was quite scary stuff that was obviously from prison. Talking about eating shit and fourteen year olds... they next it was actually quite erudite. Talking about someone from the park bench the night previously who had no manners. Honestly like the most extreme of two personalities.

You think Brixton has a bad rep? Streatham man. My Lord. I wish it was just Ginsters rather than shit eating murderers.

I was only on a bus to go see Battleship. For you lot. Things I do! Tsk!

I JUST DON'T GET IT

Basically, buses. Just don't get 'em.

Yeah.

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

I went on a bus yesterday. You know that Jasper Carrot thing about 'the nutter on the bus'?

He didn't sit next me but behind me. You know you can tell someone is basically on day release? NO way someone who talks to themselves that much is just pissed/off it.

It was fascinating/alarming in equal measure. I wish I wasn't so fucked yesterday or I'd have remembered it in greater detail or possibly secretly recorded it on my phone.

The stuff that was coming out of him. One minute it was quite scary stuff that was obviously from prison. Talking about eating shit and fourteen year olds... they next it was actually quite erudite. Talking about someone from the park bench the night previously who had no manners. Honestly like the most extreme of two personalities.

You think Brixton has a bad rep? Streatham man. My Lord. I wish it was just Ginsters rather than shit eating murderers.

I was only on a bus to go see Battleship. For you lot. Things I do! Tsk!

I JUST DON'T GET IT

Basically, buses. Just don't get 'em.

I like what you did there, nice one

honestly sheridan.

your bus story just HAD to be more extreme than Scotts.

HONESTLY!

Listen I was born and bred in Brixton and I wouldn't go to Streatham. Defo not on a bus!

Jnr DJ wrote:Listen I was born and bred in Brixton and I wouldn't go to Streatham. Defo not on a bus!

I used to hang about Crystal Palace in my teenage years as a high board diver (stop sniggering) and I once ventured in to Streatham to someones house. I would say i was about 14 or 15. Even in the daytime it was a scary place.

We'd go to the Ice Rink which is just as sniggerworthy but you had to go mob handed and there was always aggro. In fact that was the point

Streatham. No one gets it. Or gets out alive.

Never heard of it.....

I JUST DON'T GET IT

Is there a football ground in or near Streatham? That's the only reason I would have to venture there. I'm trying to figure out if I might have been.

Jnr DJ wrote:We'd go to the Ice Rink which is just as sniggerworthy but you had to go mob handed and there was always aggro. In fact that was the point

Streatham. No one gets it. Or gets out alive.

Not the worst bit of london by a looong chalk.

However using my powers I can deduce that Tim's bus will have passed Brixton Prison. Which is on the road from Brixton to Streatham.

I've not been to Streatham so I can confirm

I JUST DON'T GET IT!

RvZ wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:We'd go to the Ice Rink which is just as sniggerworthy but you had to go mob handed and there was always aggro. In fact that was the point

Streatham. No one gets it. Or gets out alive.

Not the worst bit of london by a looong chalk.

However using my powers I can deduce that Tim's bus will have passed Brixton Prison. Which is on the road from Brixton to Streatham.

Amazing skillz.

I just looked on the map and the nutter got on at the road at the end of the Prison access.

See. That is why you are MULTI award winning

broadhead you know football?


don't get it

T.B wrote:broadhead you know football?


don't get it

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it schnukkums, it's simply not your area of expertise.