Broadhead says ; 'I just don't get it?'

Sherrers wrote:I got Jackie Kennedy to launch it for you.

Steve Banks pops up everywhere doesn't he??

Sherrers wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I got Jackie Kennedy to launch it for you.

Steve Banks pops up everywhere doesn't he??

He's always reminded me of Ed Norton.

You never see Sasha and Banksy in the same room either.

I just don't get it!

When i ring clients from work and they answer and say they can't speak at present as they are driving.

Why did you answer then? I just don't get it!

I can answer that one.

Everyone knows it is code for knocking one out.

"Sorry *vroom vroom* I don't want to flout the law *beep beep* SORRY I have got to go I'm DUE IN NEWARK"

Newark - Wanker

See.

Other myths of the business world exploded here on I JUST DON'T GET IT.

Sherrers wrote:I can answer that one.

Everyone knows it is code for knocking one out.

"Sorry *vroom vroom* I don't want to flout the law *beep beep* SORRY I have got to go I'm DUE IN NEWARK"

Newark - Wanker

See.

Other myths of the business world exploded here on I JUST DON'T GET IT.

I feel like a cut-price sex line worker now.

"what are you wearing?"

"Socks and a flat cap love"

Don't worry mate just look out for obvious anagrams and if they say ; I'M JUST PULLING OVER then defo hang up.

Sherrers wrote:Don't worry mate just look out for obvious anagrams and if they say ; I'M JUST PULLING OVER then defo hang up.

I just say sorry can't talk having a massive wank, will call you back in 3 minutes.

flat hats off to broadhead for getting a headstart on his thread.

flat hats

You know when they go "we'll deliver it sometime between 08:00 and 18:00" why is that?

Why do I have to PAY for someone to ballz up my day?

I've got Mac for that

Honestly though Broadhead ; I just don't get it.

Sherrers wrote:You know when they go "we'll deliver it sometime between 08:00 and 18:00" why is that?

Why do I have to PAY for someone to ballz up my day?

I've got Mac for that

Honestly though Broadhead ; I just don't get it.

I know a way I can fuck it up more for you but it involves more money

I am not logged in but it shows I am....I am logged in now though.

I JUST DON'T GET IT??

I got a fancy pants smartphone and I have no idea how to use it, why all the buttons are so small and indeed why I got it at all.

I JUST DON'T GET IT BROADHEAD

Sherrers wrote:I got a fancy pants smartphone and I have no idea how to use it, why all the buttons are so small and indeed why I got it at all.

I JUST DON'T GET IT BROADHEAD

My diagnosis is this:

You have fat fingers.

"Nurse, please send in the next patient"

thing is I've always got by with touch screens by always having a pencil or toothpick on hand. But these aren't having it. NO. THey are heat sensitive as far a s I can tell.

Scott would you recommend some kind of chipolata, weiner or meat product as a sausage stylus?

Sherrers wrote:thing is I've always got by with touch screens by always having a pencil or toothpick on hand. But these aren't having it. NO. THey are heat sensitive as far a s I can tell.

Scott would you recommend some kind of chipolata, weiner or meat product as a sausage stylus?

This will only grease up your screen. It's a pork based conundrum that i simply don't have the answer to.

I just don't get it either!

The thing is if you know Timmy it's hard to spot if he's being funny or using something from life.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/iphone-sausage-stylus-kor_n_459845.html

His memory is scary.

But when it comes to NEWS don't even twitch cowboy

necessity is the mother of sausages

inventive types in cold countries worked it out so you could use them with gloves on

DIY iphone gloves.

bless noddy.

sausages are funny my lovely. knitting not so funny

RvZ wrote:The thing is if you know Timmy it's hard to spot if he's being funny or using something from life.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/iphone-sausage-stylus-kor_n_459845.html

His memory is scary.

But when it comes to NEWS don't even twitch cowboy

K-Pow there is a new Sheriff in town.

T.B wrote:bless noddy.

sausages are funny my lovely. knitting not so funny

Knitting....

I JUST DON'T GET IT

T.B wrote:

RvZ wrote:The thing is if you know Timmy it's hard to spot if he's being funny or using something from life.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/iphone-sausage-stylus-kor_n_459845.html

His memory is scary.

But when it comes to NEWS don't even twitch cowboy

K-Pow there is a new Sheriff in town.

A newsman. Dishing out CURRENT AFFAIRS JUSTICE.

FREEZE!

Put the shit free 'newspaper' down and your hands in the air.

Slowly...

This...

http://ehyman.com/

I JUST DON'T GET IT?!

Son of Nod wrote:This...

http://ehyman.com/

I JUST DON'T GET IT?!

Me neither, but it's starting to grate on me. Grate. DYAGEDIT?

Broadhead wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:This...

http://ehyman.com/

I JUST DON'T GET IT?!

Me neither, but it's starting to grate on me. Grate. DYAGEDIT?

Scott when I started DJing I really thought it would change the world and everyone would love each other but in fact what remains of the rather dodgy titled 'industry' is a hotbed of ambition, lies, mediocrity and hate.

I JUST DON'T GET IT!