Fare Thee Well Brave Wanderer....

welcome back mate


busier? a bit. need new blood though

Jonny Boy wrote:Nice to have you back Mark

Aye tis nice to hear from you again mate.

It's nice to be back. One can only take so much of 'Have a nice day'.

"I hope you choke on it!"



I always say that really fast with a smile on my face back to them


the best bit is when they smile back and go with HUGE amounts of mock sincerity ; "you too!"

Al wrote:welcome back mate


busier? a bit. need new blood though

we do need new blood

need a thread on it maybe?

Al wrote:"I hope you choke on it!"



I always say that really fast with a smile on my face back to them


the best bit is when they smile back and go with HUGE amounts of mock sincerity ; "you too!"

I notice they have changed their tactics slightly now and they all ask you 'how is your day' before you have chance to gather yourself.

They really are a fucked up nation as captured in the picture below

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Guns and liquor are never a good move in my book.

woa can we just look at that harder?

stupidly huge pick up with bodywork designed for the sole purpose of making it look even larger? ; CHECK

said truck pointing wrong way on one way street? ; CHECK

mullet on man in doorway? ; CHECK

man donning mask about to rob gun shop? ; CHECK

murder weapons described as 'sport'? ; CHECK

drive in gun purchase option? ; CHECK

drive in option against flow of one way system? ; CHECK

Nice analysis.

alreet Mark welcome back

Arrived back in South Africa yesterday. Picked my car up from Avis at the airport and drove straight into work. About 30 mins into my journey the traffic slows down and I can see a bit of a commotion up ahead. Turns out that it's the Police clearing 400 striking auto workers off the motorway with teargas and rubber bullets. After I managed to circumnavigate that one I am then met with another angry mob. Some kid had been run over and a bit of mob justice was being delivered to the driver of the vehicle.

Safe to say I was very happy when I got to work with all my limbs intact.

There's a common denominator in there mate.

Angry mobs?

I think he means you.

Token Bird wrote:I think he means you.

I can honestly say, that for once, I had no hand in either angry mob. Even I struggle to stoke up emotion quite like the South Africans.

You have no idea do you?

You are like a norse rain demi god. But for agg.

When I was walking round town the other night with you there were fights breaking out everywhere we went. Just after you walk past.

Fact.

Sherrers wrote:You have no idea do you?

You are like a norse rain demi god. But for agg.

When I was walking round town the other night with you there were fights breaking out everywhere we went. Just after you walk past.

Fact.

You've been talking to the CMD. She says the same, that trouble follows me. I don't see it myself.

You wouldn't. It's a symptom of the condition.

I am going to clarify this point with other witnesses as I was completely oblivious to any violence that was happening in Leeds at the time. I remember your sunglasses taking on a life of their own and flying off at every available opportunity.

MarkD77 wrote:I am going to clarify this point with other witnesses as I was completely oblivious to any violence that was happening in Leeds at the time. I remember your sunglasses taking on a life of their own and flying off at every available opportunity.

Hahahaha. Brilliant. They should carry a health warning. So should his ass when he suddenly lurches over to pick said sunglasses up.

Aha!

he constantly curses sunglass wearers!

hypocrite!

Welcome back Mundros!!

Hope your your post-travelling blues aint too harsh!

elrusto wrote:Welcome back Mundros!!

Hope your your post-travelling blues aint too harsh!

I hear that good old mundros got back a week or so ago. Whats the chance we will get a short rough report. I'm sure he has many a story up his sleave.

i bet he's forgotten about us.

I was texting the very man not 2 hours ago. He will be back on here before long, i'm sure of it.

I hope so, he's got 20 grands worth of pure in his colon to pay off his passage...


missus

I,m off to India(again) friday .

Going to live on palolem beach for two weeks .

I was there for 4 days last March,and that wasn,t long enough,beautiful place .

Goodbye mundane misery!,hello sunshiney paradise! .


I,m thinking of going to either Lisbon or Berlin at the end of June for a long weekend,i would appreciate anyones views on these places, if they have been there,and any bars/clubs that they would recommend,cheers!

I may even go back to Ibiza again this year,been 4 years since i was last there,it was a yearly outing for me until it started ripping everyone off,been going since 89.

crang wrote:I may even go back to Ibiza again this year,been 4 years since i was last there,it was a yearly outing for me until it started ripping everyone off,been going since 89.

We are seriously considering a short trip to BEEFA in August. Just a few days, long enough to kill half my brain.

don't know anything about lisbon

but berlin is amazing, really cultural city, alot to see and do during the day, and amazing clubs, went to

weekend
watergate
panaroma bar/berghain

three of the best clubs i've been to.