ROOM 101, let off your steam

Ye Olde Rog wrote:hang on..


didn't you split up with an ex because she made you watch america's top model?

didn't you split up with an ex and made a very bitter tune about it?

No I remember now!

America's Top Model was the tipping point but it was the fact she'd never heard of the Second World War that sent you over the edge.

Ye Olde Rog wrote: she'd never heard of the Second World War

what was she? 15?


you big nonce tim

muse - cant stand the whinging fuckers

and wine experts, how the fuck can a drink made from grapes taste like lemon and chocolate?

Al wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote: she'd never heard of the Second World War

what was she? 15?


you big nonce tim

thing is...no. She was about 25.

wine experts, how the fuck can a drink made from grapes taste like lemon and chocolate?

on one hand.... I am inclined to agree and further postulate to you m'learned friend.. . have you ever seen a Northern Wine Expert on telly?

BUt

I'd also question the judgement on this matter on a man who appears to live on crisps.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Al wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote: she'd never heard of the Second World War

what was she? 15?


you big nonce tim

thing is...no. She was about 25.

wine experts, how the fuck can a drink made from grapes taste like lemon and chocolate?

on one hand.... I am inclined to agree and further postulate to you m'learned friend.. . have you ever seen a Northern Wine Expert on telly?

BUt

I'd also question the judgement on this matter on a man who appears to live on crisps.

i dont live on crisps, i only eat them once a day at dinner with my sandwiches, yoghurt and apple

come to mention i havent seen a northern wine expert ever

just joshing. don't pull my arm off, I need it for wanking.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:No I remember now!

America's Top Model was the tipping point but it was the fact she'd never heard of the Second World War that sent you over the edge.

it was off those "let's watch something you like then something I'll like" boy/girl deals. Her idea.

She made me watch America's top model. I honestly thought it was like a Chris Morris spoof and was roaring with laughter all the way through. She wanted to be a model so it didn't go down right well. But to be fair it's a specialist lady thing, no weirder than expecting a lady to watch Sky Sports all day or something.

When it was finally over I said I don't really watch telly I watch DVDs.

"what's your favourite then? I can laugh at that" she said.

Well I was very into Band Of Brother's at the time. Which isn't a comedy. Or indeed containing any lighter moments at all I spose.

She asked what it was about and I got about half way through talking about the 101st Airbourne and Operation Market Garden and was met with a really blank look so I stopped and said ;

"It's about World War Two"

even blanker look.


To her credit she did ask ; who won?


I said Russia. Who did technically.


It's my own fault. Generation gap. But it was a dealbreaker.

the old magic at work there eh?

serves you right for being a nonce.

Sherrers wrote:To her credit she did ask ; who won?


I said Russia. Who did technically.

i like that bit.

you old charmer. with emphasis on the old.

Rrriot Guurl wrote:the old magic at work there eh?

serves you right for being a nonce.

why are you all assuming there was a big age gap? nobody said when this happened you nasty, filthy minded animals.

Sherrers wrote:

Rrriot Guurl wrote:the old magic at work there eh?

serves you right for being a nonce.

why are you all assuming there was a big age gap? nobody said when this happened you nasty, filthy minded animals.

Sherrers wrote:It's my own fault. Generation gap. But it was a dealbreaker.

You did allude to there being an age gap yourself sir.

There's always an age gap for us. It's all we have to look forward to before we die.

mu computer blowing up the other night rip ballbag

buses waiting at bus stops for no apparent reason

wookie wrote:mu computer blowing up the other night rip ballbag

buses waiting at bus stops for no apparent reason

hahahahah. knickerpissingly funny. i have done a slight wee.

oh do fuck right off x factor. complete fucking wank. wank wank wank wank . and wank.

idiots on nothing to declare who dont declare. CAKES!!!!

I'm reading between the lines here but you are talking about television aren't you?

The above is why I gave it up 15 years ago.

I think it was "Blind Date" that tipped me over the edge.

I just remember everything from the ads to the news made me furious.

I practice Feng Shui. I turn the telly to face the wall and my life improves immediately.

i think old tombstone teeth has tipped a few people over the edge during the years

wookie wrote:old tombstone teeth

I don't know who you mean but our mate Mick had really bad teeth until recently. We used to call him "Boot Hill". Which was an 80's video game where you shot at tombstones with a plastic pistol.

why until recently? is he dead? that's in very poor taste.

there is some good telly to be had

for example

Q.I
last chance to see
lost land of the jaguar/volcano
mythbusters

lost land of the Volcano is a quality show as well.

Ben Scottish wrote:lost land of the Volcano is a quality show as well.

thats the one i was thinking about, there both ace though

I hate being so tired on a Monday. I even went to bed not to late. Was driving the car this morning with windows down shouting. Bloody rubbish.

Ben Scottish wrote: Was driving the car this morning with windows down shouting.

Are you an ice cream man with a broken jing-a-ling tinkly song?

Al wrote:

Ben Scottish wrote: Was driving the car this morning with windows down shouting.

Are you an ice cream man with a broken jing-a-ling tinkly song?

Al wrote:

Ben Scottish wrote: Was driving the car this morning with windows down shouting.

Are you an ice cream man with a broken jing-a-ling tinkly song?

I love it when you go all childish.

BBC Investigative Journalist finds relief in 10 year old humour, sources say.

the morrisons in the merrion centre, its like the cantina bar in star wars but with more freaks

having to take the bus this morning, as there was a points failure on the train, i hate the bus