Bishop wrote:I currently do not like the fact that someone decided to open their car door as i was passing them in my car yesterday and smash an enormous dent in mine and then try and blame me by saying i was speeding. Although liability was hinted at when she offered me money there and then on the spot, then turned nasty again and called me pompous and accused me of trying to take over the village. I think she had issues.
Fear Bish. When people are shocked they lose their minds for a bit. It's really hard to deal with at the time you have to let it go people aren't rational when they are scared.
I had a proper WI woman knock on my door yesterday and she was collecting her Christian Aid envelope. I rummaged through all the junk on the doormat and handed it to her.
She made the MOST theatrical sigh and went ;
"Oh! never mind."
And did another huge sigh.
I went : Madam, can I observe? that as a door to door tactic... disturbing me at my culinary labours, demanding something I have no idea about then loudly sighing that it wasn't to your satisfaction is simply not very effective. In fact I would say it does the opposite to what you require. You have no idea what my charitable activities are and furthermore... there is a recession on. And it's not very christian of you to huff and puff. I bet Jesus didn't sigh like a deflated balloon when he only got a couple of loaves and a fish. No! he got cracking!
And shut the door.
I was fucking fuming for hours after.
Mind you I had forgotten I was holding a massive knife I was gutting fish with.
I hate bloody WI village holier than thou old bitches.