ROOM 101, let off your steam

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

wookie wrote:people at a party who vote bnp and wear like a badge of pride

for (and i quote)

they stick up for the white british male

absolute fucking c*nts

very very angry woookie last night

the only time I've seen Sheridan start a fight was when he launched himself at a skinhead wearing a swastika t shirt. it wasn't pretty.

Story please my lord. the full version.

watching wife swap. the fat lazy cuntry farmer. im annoyed as hell sat here. fuming.

My boiler. Its broken again. I cant take anymore cold showers.

Bishop wrote:My boiler. Its broken again. I cant take anymore cold showers.

A young man can never have too many cold showers!


I am currently hating

Everyone in London standing outside pubs as if it is Barcelona or something. It just ISN'T ok.
Minimal DJs playing what I can only call 'house' music and pretending it all never happened. You know who you are.
Flash flooding destroying my garden.
More bloody tourists than London can cope with. How the fuck we will cope with the Olympics is beyond me.
Michael FUCKING Jackson. Bothered.
Current Affairs and News becoming "less of a priority" at the BBC. Translates as "we have to have more newsreaders on ice".

Fucking boiler is still broken. Im starting to smell real bad, and British Gas are trying to make me buy things i cant afford.

Bishop wrote:Fucking boiler is still broken. Im starting to smell real bad, and British Gas are trying to make me buy things i cant afford.

Cocaine?

The set of barstards. No wonder i am skint.

Anyway I prefer that strange cat food now.

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:Fucking boiler is still broken. Im starting to smell real bad, and British Gas are trying to make me buy things i cant afford.

Cocaine?

currently I have having problems with


fucking people. they are everywhere. fucking alive bastards.
retirees. you don't have to be old to be retired. but where do all these cunting tourists come from midweek? silver haired wank rags.
caravans. fucking slow unstable bastards.
shit drill bits
dog hair. scientifically proven to be the most binding substance to other fibres on the planet.
catholic retreat ramblers. don't tut at me you shit-anoraked-jesus-creepers.
english people in Ibiza. it's taken nearly 20 years but now I feel proper ashamed.
The "New" Doctor Who. fucking-waste-of-time-lord.
Shoreditch Twats suddenly playing House Music. I'm with Al. Disgraceful.

Sherrers wrote:currently I have having problems with


The "New" Doctor Who. fucking-waste-of-time-lord.

it hasnt even started yet, he might be good

Wookie we are talking about Tim "What's That Box of Magic Phosphors Glowing in The Corner of The Drawing Room?" Sheridan.

He's probably talking about the one after Tom Baker.


He's not seen any telly since I've known him. He's a fucking freak.

In fact... I will hazard a guess.... I wager he has bought a box set of the David Tennant series and is shouting at every episode and explaining to his dog why it is ALL WRONG.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Wookie we are talking about Tim "What's That Box of Magic Phosphors Glowing in The Corner of The Drawing Room?" Sheridan.

He's probably talking about the one after Tom Baker.


He's not seen any telly since I've known him. He's a fucking freak.

hahaha! and you've known a very long time, does he still think it's all black and white? I work in TV and everytime I mention something televisual to him I'm met with a very blank look. Actually to be fair it's a polite blank look. The kind of blank look that is trying very hard not to be a blank look but can't disguise the sheer blankety blankness of it.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:In fact... I will hazard a guess.... I wager he has bought a box set of the David Tennant series and is shouting at every episode and explaining to his dog why it is ALL WRONG.

Hahahahahahahaha. Does he have to explain in spanish aswell. The Dog must be well confused.

He has the subtitles on for the dog.

Al wrote:hahaha! and you've known a very long time, does he still think it's all black and white? I work in TV and everytime I mention something televisual to him I'm met with a very blank look. Actually to be fair it's a polite blank look. The kind of blank look that is trying very hard not to be a blank look but can't disguise the sheer blankety blankness of it.

Totally spot on. He doesn't even know what Blankety Blank is either!

Ye Olde Rog wrote:He has the subtitles on for the dog.

*laughs loudly and slaps knee*

Roger is correct. I have no idea.

anyway...


R.I.P

the ONLY Doctor...

basically my forum is now all about gardening, mundane facts and taking the piss out of me.

you bet!


so WHY don't you like the new Doctor?


*waits for torrent of nerd wind*

i think david tennant is the best one, followed by sylvester mccoy

and before you go off on one tim, ive seen most of the doctor who episodes from jon pertwee onwards

Sherrers wrote:basically my forum is now all about gardening, mundane facts and taking the piss out of me.

and shit cars and sci-fi


I love it.

Sherrers wrote:
catholic retreat ramblers. don't tut at me you shit-anoraked-jesus-creepers.

haha! missed that gem.

Sherrers wrote:basically my forum is now all about gardening, mundane facts and taking the piss out of me.

hahahaha. I love it aswell. Brilliant.

I'm not complaining! me love you all short time.

wookie wrote:i think david tennant is the best one, followed by sylvester mccoy

and before you go off on one tim, ive seen most of the doctor who episodes from jon pertwee onwards

Actually I think the young feller is a good actor, it's all the bloody crapulent soap opera-y it-all-has-to-be-relevant-to-a-modern-audience type wank that is winding me up.

Plus ; fucking daleks and cybermen. What's wrong with coming up with something new, imaginative and terrifying?

A bit of CGI and having the daleks float about like cruet sets bred with bubbles doesn't make them any less rubbish than the original idea.

I was all excited with the first few episodes and then it went all soppy and retro in two killer bad moves.

It's only 'cos I care that I get so angry!





I did like the one when the Master returns. The old ones that didn't rely on shit BBC costume dept were always the best. It is possible to have compelling drama without special effects. They aren't very special either... and my Dog agrees.


Also... I juts thought the old ones had bigger, more mind expanding subject matter. Some of them were proper west.


I just wish someone at the BBC would have the balls to but something really weird back on telly. Like The Ace Of Wands. The Prisoner or Sapphire and Steel. Even Blake's 7 and Space 1999 was well weirder than these bloody eastender's plots

Sherrers wrote:I'm not complaining! me love you all short time.

wookie wrote:i think david tennant is the best one, followed by sylvester mccoy

and before you go off on one tim, ive seen most of the doctor who episodes from jon pertwee onwards

Actually I think the young feller is a good actor, it's all the bloody crapulent soap opera-y it-all-has-to-be-relevant-to-a-modern-audience type wank that is winding me up.

Plus ; fucking daleks and cybermen. What's wrong with coming up with something new, imaginative and terrifying?

A bit of CGI and having the daleks float about like cruet sets bred with bubbles doesn't make them any less rubbish than the original idea.

I was all excited with the first few episodes and then it went all soppy and retro in two killer bad moves.

It's only 'cos I care that I get so angry!





I did like the one when the Master returns. The old ones that didn't rely on shit BBC costume dept were always the best. It is possible to have compelling drama without special effects. They aren't very special either... and my Dog agrees.


Also... I juts thought the old ones had bigger, more mind expanding subject matter. Some of them were proper west.


I just wish someone at the BBC would have the balls to but something really weird back on telly. Like The Ace Of Wands. The Prisoner or Sapphire and Steel. Even Blake's 7 and Space 1999 was well weirder than these bloody eastender's plots

Can someone put this in the mundane thread please.

the entire forum has gone mundane, gardening and sci-fi.


I feel a change in career coming on....




all my favourite things combined...

Sherrers wrote:the entire forum has gone mundane, gardening and sci-fi.


I feel a change in career coming on....




all my favourite things combined...

who the hell got hold a picture of my penis.

Sherrers wrote:
Plus ; fucking daleks and cybermen. What's wrong with coming up with something new, imaginative and terrifying?

Bet you won't be saying that when the Daleks smash through your front door while you're watching TV...

i've got high hopes for the next series, as steven moffat is a really good writer