ROOM 101, let off your steam

Son of Nod wrote:That glue on toilet roll.....it is so difficult to pull the first sheet off!! grrrrrrrrrrr......

Ha ha, I normally end up ripping down to the third level. I concur, the first sheet takes the piss.

im in a very meh mood today, not good

Ben wrote:My mother has come to stay with me for a week. I feel like rules have been implemented again. How has she archived this in my house??

... by neatly cleaning and arranging everything in alphabetical order?

..getting back to the original spirit of room 101, that being things that are a bit of an irrational hate you can't explain

(being "in a bit of a meh mood" is not good enough young Wookers!)


currently getting right up my hooter

1.
Referring to things in the possessive completely at random. I love MY bed. I can't live without MY music. It's not yours really is it? Not strictly speaking. Yes because you bought something you own it but it's not proper english as wot she is spake. It drives me full raging clarkson when people do that.

2.
Being older than nearly all of you but unable to post lately because my Mum and Dad now cruise the internet watching my every move.

3.
Lately I have U turned and now crave the good old days of people being wishy washy. I preferred it when people um'd and ah'd. Now people give you a firm handshake or an email verging on a legal document but JUST DON'T DO WHAT THEY SAY.

Don't get me started on people you pay who don't come up with the goods.

4.
Tesco the censor. You can't get a music magazine or decent DVD for any reason I can fathom but you can buy "Nuts" or "Heat" or any manner of morally corrosive slush.


5.
Bare branches on trees. For some reason the appropriately named Pine is the most lonely looking of trees when all the other have lost their leaves.

I would like to put myself in room 101 please.

stupidly went to wire last night (spencer parker playing) and was a bit naughty and didnt get in until stupid oclock. subsequently slept in a bit but managed to get to work only half hour late.

currently abosolutely knackered and wondering how the fuck I'm going to get through an entire day

jim_kezzle wrote:I would like to put myself in room 101 please.

stupidly went to wire last night (spencer parker playing) and was a bit naughty and didnt get in until stupid oclock. subsequently slept in a bit but managed to get to work only half hour late.

currently abosolutely knackered and wondering how the fuck I'm going to get through an entire day

FILTHY ANIMAL.

People who send you a message somewhere public (say, a facebook wall) telling you they're going to "PM you now"

...I'll know in about 2 minutes?!

jim_kezzle wrote:I would like to put myself in room 101 please.

stupidly went to wire last night (spencer parker playing) and was a bit naughty and didnt get in until stupid oclock. subsequently slept in a bit but managed to get to work only half hour late.

currently abosolutely knackered and wondering how the fuck I'm going to get through an entire day

what was spencer parker like?

haha love the new avatar bish


spencer parker was alright, nothing special in my opinion.
He started off pretty good but kind of dropped the tempo in the second hour, really tailing off towards the end and finishing with a horrible really vocally handbag house love song type thing. Was god awful but he was loving it jiving about behind the decks.
Michael James who was on before him was probably better.

that will probably be his remix of a new day, he was dancing away too

jim_kezzle wrote:haha love the new avatar bish


spencer parker was alright, nothing special in my opinion.
He started off pretty good but kind of dropped the tempo in the second hour, really tailing off towards the end and finishing with a horrible really vocally handbag house love song type thing. Was god awful but he was loving it jiving about behind the decks.
Michael James who was on before him was probably better.

Cheers Jim.

I do not like the amount of road works that are currently clogging up the already congested highways. Its a real ball ache getting anywhere in a hurry.

I am also still not impressed by mad eye reillys decision to remove stella from the local. Bad choice mad eye, bad choice indeed.

wookie wrote:that will probably be his remix of a new day, he was dancing away too

you're probably right it must have been something connected to him with the amount of enthusiasm he put into bopping about to it, I basically stopped still and leant against a post waiting for the next dj to mix something in and get rid of the crap, I thought it was absymal and wasnt in keeping with the rest of the set.

Bishop wrote:I am also still not impressed by mad eye reillys decision to remove stella from the local. Bad choice mad eye, bad choice indeed.

i love these little snippets from Blyth

Token Bird wrote:

Bishop wrote:I am also still not impressed by mad eye reillys decision to remove stella from the local. Bad choice mad eye, bad choice indeed.

i love these little snippets from Blyth

Glad you like. Its just fucking bizarre to be honest.

Bishop wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Bishop wrote:I am also still not impressed by mad eye reillys decision to remove stella from the local. Bad choice mad eye, bad choice indeed.

i love these little snippets from Blyth

Glad you like. Its just fucking bizarre to be honest.

can you remind us of the cast?

Mad-Eye-Reilly
Beetlejuice

What was the other one? porn-o-tron?

any more to expand on?

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Bishop wrote:I am also still not impressed by mad eye reillys decision to remove stella from the local. Bad choice mad eye, bad choice indeed.

i love these little snippets from Blyth

Glad you like. Its just fucking bizarre to be honest.

can you remind us of the cast?

Mad-Eye-Reilly
Beetlejuice

What was the other one? porn-o-tron?

any more to expand on?

Pimpertron aka robopimp or Tinhead.
Ratboy
Dozy Rascall
Steve "the rascal" Green
Dee Dah
Colonel Sanders
Dangerous Darren

To name but a few.

fucking trains, if its not de-railments its flooding or signals or leaves on the line, constantly making me late.

This is on behalf of Mrs Bish

Fucking A1. Complete wankety wank cheque book and pen for the last three days.

jim_kezzle wrote:fucking trains, if its not de-railments its flooding or signals or leaves on the line, constantly making me late.

that de-railment has played havoc with my trains

Bishop wrote:

Mad-Eye-Reilly
Beetlejuice
Pimpertron aka robopimp or Tinhead.
Ratboy
Dozy Rascall
Steve "the rascal" Green
Dee Dah
Colonel Sanders
Dangerous Darren

To name but a few.

oh joy! that has made my day!

Al wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Mad-Eye-Reilly
Beetlejuice
Pimpertron aka robopimp or Tinhead.
Ratboy
Dozy Rascall
Steve "the rascal" Green
Dee Dah
Colonel Sanders
Dangerous Darren

To name but a few.

oh joy! that has made my day!

Hahaha. you should see the fuckers in real life. its like being in that bar in star wars.

i'm currently listening to rage against the machine

so i hate the captalist world and everything in it

people who dj in masks

im looking at you l'amour fuckface

mad eye riley, she really is a wobbly eyed old bag, and I gave her a piece of my mind last night which had her eye spinning more than a washing machine on turbo spin!!!

I hate it when you step on a loose paving slab in the street and all the shitty brown water underneath explodes out and up your trouser leg. what a twat.

Bishop wrote:I hate it when you step on a loose paving slab in the street and all the shitty brown water underneath explodes out and up your trouser leg. what a twat.

Yes yes yes....I hate this too!!!! Frackin shitty Councils should sort this issue out!

Son of Nod wrote:

Bishop wrote:I hate it when you step on a loose paving slab in the street and all the shitty brown water underneath explodes out and up your trouser leg. what a twat.

Yes yes yes....I hate this too!!!! Frackin shitty Councils should sort this issue out!

Fuck yes!!! It can leave you soaked to the knee!

but on the other hand it is funny to watch someone else do it

wookie wrote:but on the other hand it is funny to watch someone else do it

so it was you who was laughing was it? Cake.

shAdy wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Bishop wrote:I hate it when you step on a loose paving slab in the street and all the shitty brown water underneath explodes out and up your trouser leg. what a twat.

Yes yes yes....I hate this too!!!! Frackin shitty Councils should sort this issue out!

Fuck yes!!! It can leave you soaked to the knee!

Worse when the water gets in your shoes, wets your socks and feet....