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crang wrote:Broadhead wrote:Serious question. I am eyeing up a military style shirt (Navy Blue, Asymmetric double breasted buttons, nicer than it sounds).
Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?
I personally would say yes.
And make sure it dosen,t have buttoned shoulder lapels(so 2009).
tanit wrote:the more you try to join in the sillier you look boys
Sherrers wrote:or is he Sturmabteilung?
Sherrers wrote:Son of Nod wrote:I take it this isn't a good look then?
400,000 dead Fallschirmjager can't be wrong
Sherrers wrote:crang wrote:Broadhead wrote:Serious question. I am eyeing up a military style shirt (Navy Blue, Asymmetric double breasted buttons, nicer than it sounds).
Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?
I personally would say yes.
And make sure it dosen,t have buttoned shoulder lapels(so 2009).
Unless of course you need to put your beret there or your Sam Browne strap.
T.B wrote:Broadhead wrote:Like males over the age of 15 in slogan-emblazoned T-Shirts?
Or indeed Primark?
Nothing wrong with Primarni! except all the sweatshops and kiddie exploitation. Pfffft! as if ANYTHING could stop FASHION. Anyway at least those poor exploited chillen get to look FABULOUS. Or maybe smell it a bit between beatings. Better than nothing.
T-Shirts. Oohhhh Dear.
Exhibit A.
In about 3000 BT (before T-shirt) it was a more innocent time. Everyone pranced about with nothing on except VERY LARGE hair, rocked the MILKMAID LOOK and had armour and ACORN HATS. (Acorn hats? yeah..history man). Guitars were very wee and the keyboard stand was just a crazy bit of SCI FI yet to happen. Everyone stood with their feet WAAAY too far apart so in general it was a very unstable time. Both for standing up and for fashion.
Exhibit B.
Then some bright spark was a bit chilly so the vest was invented. My own theory is that in a matriarchal society GIRLZ got well sick of MOOBZ and knocked up a vest out of a sack just to keep our lunch down.
So anyway while we GIRLZ was all going "Oh Man I CANNOT WAIT for like big powdered wigs, Satin and shit" naughty boys were putting little sleeves on their vests or at least getting their MUMMY to.
Eventually when it became Planet of the Apes and men kicked the shit out of us and dunked us in stinky ponds until we drowned (if innocent) and burned us alive in a bag (if innocent) as part of their lap of victory one bright spark goes :
"Dude. I'm sick of wearing CLOTHES. Let's make what is basically our MAN-BRA into legit DAYWEAR! I know? I'm amazing!".
And a lot of men agreed. As they do. Yay and alright and high fives everywhere. Then after the 1950's possibly the son of the previous genius goes ;
"Hey all you lazy fuckers who are also my brothers! listen up! YES we are basically mincing about in our MANBRAZ so I suggest we add the ULTIMATE AMOUNT OF AWESOMENESS to the situation and put our fav heavy metal bands on our top-underpants to disguise the fact we are in our top-underpants. WHO IS WITH ME??!
These guys were ;
And MANKIND NEVER HAD TO THINK ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR EVER AGAIN.
They are like REALLY in a state of self deception that one T-SHIRT is somehow different to ANOTHER T-SHIRT. Colour… pic of a guitar… made in Japan by robot apes… STILL A T-SHIRT. A girl could lose faith at this point.
Just when it couldn't get any WORSE.
EXHIBIT C.
You have seen them. 42 years old hanging around under the Westway or near children. Wobbling about Shoreditch on a kiddies bike with a tiny wee hat on like one of them monkeys collecting pity money for his pet bloke. SKATERZ. The lowest of the low. T-shirt criminals and enemies of all things right.
Look at them here. FOOLZ I don't have to say anything else at all.
Exhibit D.
Then all men go "but TB TB! are we fucked or what? what is the future for us poor lost chillen?"
I say. LOOK at your crimes. Get down with your past before you talk to me about having a future. MEN AT WORK? Doesn't WERQ. Sorry boyz.
You are too good for this place girl.
I bow to you
Son of Nod wrote:
I do have a thread.....Darth Vader's. I prefer more to be a floater you know....float from thread to thread. But I am happy with the Darth Vader thread.
Nodulo is happy
Rrriot Guurl wrote:Son of Nod wrote:
I do have a thread.....Darth Vader's. I prefer more to be a floater you know....float from thread to thread. But I am happy with the Darth Vader thread.
Nodulo is happy
You defo are the biggest floater on here. No question.
Ye Olde Rog wrote:p.s
fuck off!
Fandango Widewheels wrote:Flip flops T.B. What's your view? I say beach only.
crang wrote:My brother still wears 'crocs'
tanit wrote:crang wrote:My brother still wears 'crocs'
Crocs are officially back. Seriously. I know! It's dead wrong. But it's a fashion fact.
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