T.B's Vogue Ball

get on with it girl!

Tomorrow.

Seeing as the place picked up this week.

I know you dislike links on your thread T.B but theres some cracking material for you right here

http://www.mixmag.net/ibiza/like-my-look/like-my-look-paradise-dc10

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I know you dislike links on your thread T.B but theres some cracking material for you right here

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they are dressing like that for a laugh aren't they?

You're worried about your Ibiza wardrobe aren't you?

I'm trying to cyber bully her into action

You can't force the creative process.

I find I can if I do some of it for her

Fashion pixies

An entire fash feature on "Girls who've pissed on your shoes in DC10"! Glorious. And wazzy.












The woman who's dressed as a large-breasted Hannah Holland is a bit confronting as well. Hannah's a very attractive lady, but I'm not sure a rack like that suits her.

"a very attractive lady"

five stars

DC10 doesn't look very 'wazzy' on those pics though. It looks frighteningly clean.

There are some more corking galleries on there from other events. From a brief perusal I can now comfirm that I do in fact dress like a Dad.

It's been done up. I didn't know which end of the building to approach and all the door staff are new. Lucky I wasn't trying to get in or I'd have been most embarrassed.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:DC10 doesn't look very 'wazzy' on those pics though. It looks frighteningly clean.

There are some more corking galleries on there from other events. From a brief perusal I can now comfirm that I do in fact dress like a Dad.

"wazzy"
explain for the Suthernz please.

Sherrers wrote:"a very attractive lady"

five stars

damned by faint gay praise

To wazz is to urinate

Rrriot Guurl wrote:

Sherrers wrote:"a very attractive lady"

five stars

damned by faint gay praise

hahar

I keep starting it then I have to do actual work it's doing my swede in

Fandango Widewheels wrote:To wazz is to urinate

... on the sneakers of the closest person, with an Italian or Spanish curse, crossed eyes and one hand doing "club fingers," as Raymundo called them at Sonar the other week - "yes, let's get those 'club fingers' in the air!" He even pronounced the italics.

PS Hannah is very attractive. That wasn't faint praise at all. I just feel a little ... odd ... commenting on her rack. Pass me the tools, I have to fix that car you're all complaining about.

Shit, I've just realised I talking about pissing Italian women on the fash thread. Totes, totes I am in troubles.

bigdaddy wrote:
PS Hannah is very attractive. That wasn't faint praise at all. I just feel a little ... odd ... commenting on her rack. .

I think the general consensus is it's just funny watching a gay talk about a lady

How was Gay Pride?

Chico said it was rubbish.

bigdaddy wrote:Shit, I've just realised I talking about pissing Italian women on the fash thread. Totes, totes I am in troubles.

Nice use of 'totes'

I don't know what 'totes' is

Sherrers wrote:I don't know what 'totes' is

Noogle is your friend

Sherrers wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:
PS Hannah is very attractive. That wasn't faint praise at all. I just feel a little ... odd ... commenting on her rack. .

I think the general consensus is it's just funny watching a gay talk about a lady

How was Gay Pride?

Chico said it was rubbish.

He's disappointed because they didn't have tractors like they had at Lovebox, so he could do Rural Chico.

No music either

get busy!

T.B wrote:No music either

All I can hear the swingin' sounds and hepcat jive of procrastination, fashion lady...














Have you got performance anxiety yet? I would have by now.

I was told (ordered more like) to cover clubber FASH but I had to protest. It's too big a topic. It's too rich and meaty. It needs breaking down. So I have made a start with

(taaa daah!)

AMERICAN CLUBBER FASHION

It's a start right?
I mean don't get me wrong I will cover other areas and yes . I know! FASH IN A BARREL and frankly pretty simple fish in a really teeny tiny barrel but I'm JUST FOLLOWING ORDERZ and yes I will get onto other ZONEZ on the globe later.

Because rest assured the BRITZ have nothing to laff about. No Sir. Currently if you go to a UK club YOU WILL be smothered alive by THE CHAVALANCHE. A fast moving and deadly wall of idiots sliding down to smother anything GOOD and PROPER. Although the HIPSTAH alternative is pretty vile but OH YES we'll get to that lot too. Your day will come. Right here.

Yeah sadly the UK scene is now a cartoon version of it's former self. It's fractured right down the middle. On one side are unbearable HIPSTAHZ. On the other the ESSEX CHAVALANCHE. Nope you don't have to be FROM Essex to be ESSEX. It's a state of mind. If you had one.

ESSEXIBIT A. (no comment)





ESSEXIBIT B. Ladies.
Yes we have become a cartoon image of ourselves. Really. The HED KANDI (perhaps the most awful tag to call anything EVAH!) "GIRLS" are now at Miss Selfridge. No they really are. Yes it's true.




But surely we expect GURLZ to be flighty, dim and bubbly. Hey IT. IS. WHAT. WE. DO.
If only the manly fellows of ESSEX knew how badly the ladies are letting the side down. They'd be FURIOUS. They would LEAP into sharp suits and use their working class style and WAD OF WONGA to come to the rescue…



Essexibit C. Idiots totally failing to come to the rescue because they fakkin lav electro innit mate.



CLUBWEAR, CLUBWEAR, CLUBWEAR???

I mean if you really have a SPECIAL outfit to go clubbing you are truly lost my poor wee chile. This is one of the main issues that I have identified using SHAMPOO SCIENCE. OK here comes the science bit. You are RED HOT and RIGHT ON IT because you are TWENTYFOURSEVENFASHION. You don't separate your wardrobe. You step out of your carriage and yes GIRL you CAN immediately start in an allotment digging for SPUDS in your GOWN and SLINGBACKZ and then HOP to the OPERA. Because you are ready for anything. But most of all when you go out when the sun is over the yardarm you are GOING OUT.

OUT is a metaphysical state of being.
IN is where you can switch off. If you are a DAMN AMATEUR that is. But you know… what goes on in your leisurewear STAYS in your leisurewear (ew!). If you are OUT you are READY FOR COMBAT. If you go to the falconry centre, then skiing then a restaurant and perhaps cocktails you'd better damn well be READY TO ROCK if you decide to push the boat out. Or BURN THE BOAT IN IT'S MOORINGS. Aar.

Of course YES take an accessory out in your BAGGIE SMALLS. I know we GURLZ are fully AMAZE but hey we are no SUPERWOMAN. Contrary to the DOG SHOW that is MISS WORLD we DON'T change 4 times a day. Not anymore. We don't go into a phone box and come out in a new outfit.

But a carefully chosen we EXTRA can TRANSFORM.

QUESTION : DOES DAYGLO EVAH WERK??

It can pilgrim (surprised?). In small doses. Like… VIOLA

EXHIBIT D. 'good belt' & D(i) as much DAYGLO as the RULZ allow.



Yep they are UNISEX stupid. If you have to ask by now…. tut tut.


hang about! whoa nelly


OH SHIT. WHEN DAYGLO GOES BAD. ALL WE GIRLS HAVE IS OUR SHOES AND FINE FIIIINE PINZ. FUCK OFF SASQUATCH MONSTER FEET YOU ARE HURTING ME.


NO REALLY PLEASE. NO KIDDING YOU ARE HURTING MY DELICATE SOUL PARTS.




Can I just be serious for a moment good good people? All kidding aside and between you and me as human beings if there is a BZZZZWRONG of apparel, good sense and moral fortitude… indeed an ANTICHRIST of FASH…. you have just had it welded onto your eyeballs. Try it. Screw your eyes shut I bet you can still see the BURN. Right? ANYTHING in fashion that actually BURNS YOUR RETINAS is not good is it?

That was a rhetorical question by the way kids. Look it up. It's like selling cigarettes that kill…. hang on?!

AMERICA 'fees up to your CLUBBING CRIMINALITY. It is good for the soul, good for your wardrobes and good for our fuckin EYEBALLZ man. Look… the problem is running right through American Clubs.
I mean surely there are people in positions of power who can stop this TIDE OF EVIL?
People perhaps like FABRIZIO ? Fabrizio is the host of premier club TV channel the A3 Clubbers Guide. Not in L.A. Not in Florida but in FASHIONABLE New Yoik City!

Exhibit D. Fabrizio. Saviour of clubbing in the U.S? This isn't rhetorical the answer is totally NO.



But what can poor Fabrizio do when dealing with …


Exhibit E. (no comment)



They wear sunnies in the pitch black because
HEY the SUN IS ALWAYS SHINING IN WANKERVILLE. Smileyface.
So listen I don't blame Fabrizio, or David Guetta (and I'd LOVE to) or anyone because like any revolution it has to start WITH THE PEOPLE comrades.


I leave you with Exhibit F. A sobering example of how far our brothers and sistahs in THE STATES have to go before the means of production is in the hands of the masses. Like any proper revolution it may involve the cold murder of shitloads of the masses…




drumroll pUHleeease…





bbbrrrrrrr….





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