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T.B's Vogue Ball
tanit- w
- Number of posts : 175
Location : Ibiza Baby!
- Post n°571
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come on then!! I'm in love with this thread.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°572
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I think she needs something to be annoyed about.
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°573
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Like males over the age of 15 in slogan-emblazoned T-Shirts?
Or indeed Primark?
Or indeed Primark?
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
- Post n°574
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aw man I just spent like half an hour writing and my nails caught something and deleted the lot. not funny
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
- Post n°575
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I learned some lessons and the main one is this girl needs a manicure.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°576
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T.B wrote:aw man I just spent like half an hour writing and my nails caught something and deleted the lot. not funny
I hate that.
Can't be recovered?
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°577
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Sherrers wrote:T.B wrote:aw man I just spent like half an hour writing and my nails caught something and deleted the lot. not funny
I hate that.
Can't be recovered?
I get a feeling we lost some gold
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
- Post n°578
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T.B wrote:I learned some lessons and the main one is this girl needs a manicure.
If Dolly Parton can play guitar with those nails, SHURELY...
crang- vvw
- Number of posts : 687
Location : strong island southsea
- Post n°579
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T.B wrote:Today we are looking at male pattern baldness.
IS it possible to GO TO WERQ with nothing upstairs but a light breeze?
Look at this little lot. I ask you simply. You'd rather let the Board of Teddies run things than give this lot a job right? They look like some sort of swaying orchard of cocks.
MEANWHILE crying Baldies are saying "TB TB!! we look like cocks man! what the hell do we do!?! and I am like "be FROSTY bald eagle headz, I'm right on it. Shush."
Just grow a beard. It KINDA werqz. In a sort of biker viking way. It doesn't make you a hard case though. See cos he wrote "don't fuck with the baldies" on his SPUTNIK but
A. he looks like a nob and B. Here I am. FUCKING WITH HIS BALDINESS.
Now some (Baldies) will argue "But TB TB! we look well cute!" and I say "let me answer that in picture form". There is 'cute' and there is 'special school'.
Don't get me wrong. You can make it WERQ. One Baldy WERQED IT TO DEATH ladies. Just the one tho. His catchphrase was 'WHO LOVES YA BABY?' and TB's answer is always "NOT YOUR HAIR FO SHO GIRL...it's gone and left ya
...baby".
It's not my fault I'm bald.
I'd love more hair.
This is just baldy racism.
My wife loves me
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
- Post n°580
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Broadhead wrote:Like males over the age of 15 in slogan-emblazoned T-Shirts?
Or indeed Primark?
Nothing wrong with Primarni! except all the sweatshops and kiddie exploitation. Pfffft! as if ANYTHING could stop FASHION. Anyway at least those poor exploited chillen get to look FABULOUS. Or maybe smell it a bit between beatings. Better than nothing.
T-Shirts. Oohhhh Dear.
Exhibit A.
In about 3000 BT (before T-shirt) it was a more innocent time. Everyone pranced about with nothing on except VERY LARGE hair, rocked the MILKMAID LOOK and had armour and ACORN HATS. (Acorn hats? yeah..history man). Guitars were very wee and the keyboard stand was just a crazy bit of SCI FI yet to happen. Everyone stood with their feet WAAAY too far apart so in general it was a very unstable time. Both for standing up and for fashion.
Exhibit B.
Then some bright spark was a bit chilly so the vest was invented. My own theory is that in a matriarchal society GIRLZ got well sick of MOOBZ and knocked up a vest out of a sack just to keep our lunch down.
So anyway while we GIRLZ was all going "Oh Man I CANNOT WAIT for like big powdered wigs, Satin and shit" naughty boys were putting little sleeves on their vests or at least getting their MUMMY to.
Eventually when it became Planet of the Apes and men kicked the shit out of us and dunked us in stinky ponds until we drowned (if innocent) and burned us alive in a bag (if innocent) as part of their lap of victory one bright spark goes :
"Dude. I'm sick of wearing CLOTHES. Let's make what is basically our MAN-BRA into legit DAYWEAR! I know? I'm amazing!".
And a lot of men agreed. As they do. Yay and alright and high fives everywhere. Then after the 1950's possibly the son of the previous genius goes ;
"Hey all you lazy fuckers who are also my brothers! listen up! YES we are basically mincing about in our MANBRAZ so I suggest we add the ULTIMATE AMOUNT OF AWESOMENESS to the situation and put our fav heavy metal bands on our top-underpants to disguise the fact we are in our top-underpants. WHO IS WITH ME??!
These guys were ;
And MANKIND NEVER HAD TO THINK ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR EVER AGAIN.
They are like REALLY in a state of self deception that one T-SHIRT is somehow different to ANOTHER T-SHIRT. Colour… pic of a guitar… made in Japan by robot apes… STILL A T-SHIRT. A girl could lose faith at this point.
Just when it couldn't get any WORSE.
EXHIBIT C.
You have seen them. 42 years old hanging around under the Westway or near children. Wobbling about Shoreditch on a kiddies bike with a tiny wee hat on like one of them monkeys collecting pity money for his pet bloke. SKATERZ. The lowest of the low. T-shirt criminals and enemies of all things right.
Look at them here. FOOLZ I don't have to say anything else at all.
Exhibit D.
Then all men go "but TB TB! are we fucked or what? what is the future for us poor lost chillen?"
I say. LOOK at your crimes. Get down with your past before you talk to me about having a future. MEN AT WORK? Doesn't WERQ. Sorry boyz.
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°581
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All rise for our queen. Phenomenal. I'm almost lost for words as to how good this thread is.
*throws flowers on stage*
*throws flowers on stage*
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
- Post n°582
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thanks to timmy for helping
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
- Post n°583
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it feels like i wondered into a mutated version grazia
i'm a bit lost
i'm a bit lost
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°585
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Serious question. I am eyeing up a military style shirt (Navy Blue, Asymmetric double breasted buttons, nicer than it sounds).
Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?
Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
- Post n°586
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I have no knowledge of fashion, I wear whatever and don't care.
I am happy.
I am happy.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°587
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as if this actually had anything at all to do with fashion.
cheer up Nod.
are you feeling left out like me?
crang- vvw
- Number of posts : 687
Location : strong island southsea
- Post n°588
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Broadhead wrote:Serious question. I am eyeing up a military style shirt (Navy Blue, Asymmetric double breasted buttons, nicer than it sounds).
Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?
I personally would say yes.
And make sure it dosen,t have buttoned shoulder lapels(so 2009).
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°589
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crang wrote:Broadhead wrote:Serious question. I am eyeing up a military style shirt (Navy Blue, Asymmetric double breasted buttons, nicer than it sounds).
Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?
I personally would say yes.
And make sure it dosen,t have buttoned shoulder lapels(so 2009).
No, it definitely doesn't have them. I do like them though, always have done.
scarlet pimpernel- vvw
- Number of posts : 649
Location : Pontecarlo, YORKSHIRE
- Post n°590
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Amazing WERQ TB
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
- Post n°591
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RvZ wrote:
as if this actually had anything at all to do with fashion.
cheer up Nod.
are you feeling left out like me?
I do have a thread.....Darth Vader's. I prefer more to be a floater you know....float from thread to thread. But I am happy with the Darth Vader thread.
Nodulo is happy
Mac- vw
- Number of posts : 219
Location : west end boy
- Post n°592
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anyone wearing army surplus who didn't earn it is a bell end
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°593
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Mac wrote:anyone wearing army surplus who didn't earn it is a bell end
That's Maharishi fucked then.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°594
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Mac wrote:anyone wearing army surplus who didn't earn it is a bell end
easy corporal it's just a bit of fun.
I agree a bit but I keep it to myself.
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°595
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It's basically a dark blue shirt. I wasn't going to wear a Victoria Cross or a bayonet with it. Mind you, having done Wakey on a Friday night recently i both deserve and need both.
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
- Post n°596
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I take it this isn't a good look then?
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°597
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Broadhead wrote:It's basically a dark blue shirt. I wasn't going to wear a Victoria Cross or a bayonet with it. Mind you, having done Wakey on a Friday night recently i both deserve and need both.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°598
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Son of Nod wrote:I take it this isn't a good look then?
400,000 dead Fallschirmjager can't be wrong
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°599
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or is he Sturmabteilung?
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