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    Post  tanit Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:29 pm

    come on then!! I'm in love with this thread.
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:39 pm

    I think she needs something to be annoyed about.
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    Post  Broadhead Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:05 pm

    Like males over the age of 15 in slogan-emblazoned T-Shirts?

    Or indeed Primark?
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    Post  T.B Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:49 pm

    aw man I just spent like half an hour writing and my nails caught something and deleted the lot. not funny
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    Post  T.B Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:51 pm

    I learned some lessons and the main one is this girl needs a manicure.
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:55 pm

    T.B wrote:aw man I just spent like half an hour writing and my nails caught something and deleted the lot. not funny

    I hate that.

    Can't be recovered?
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    Post  RvZ Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:58 pm

    Sherrers wrote:
    T.B wrote:aw man I just spent like half an hour writing and my nails caught something and deleted the lot. not funny

    I hate that.

    Can't be recovered?

    I get a feeling we lost some gold Sad
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    Post  bigdaddy Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:35 pm

    T.B wrote:I learned some lessons and the main one is this girl needs a manicure.

    If Dolly Parton can play guitar with those nails, SHURELY...
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    Post  crang Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:55 pm

    T.B wrote:Today we are looking at male pattern baldness.

    IS it possible to GO TO WERQ with nothing upstairs but a light breeze?

    Look at this little lot. I ask you simply. You'd rather let the Board of Teddies run things than give this lot a job right? They look like some sort of swaying orchard of cocks.
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    MEANWHILE crying Baldies are saying "TB TB!! we look like cocks man! what the hell do we do!?! and I am like "be FROSTY bald eagle headz, I'm right on it. Shush."
    Just grow a beard. It KINDA werqz. In a sort of biker viking way. It doesn't make you a hard case though. See cos he wrote "don't fuck with the baldies" on his SPUTNIK but
    A. he looks like a nob and B. Here I am. FUCKING WITH HIS BALDINESS.
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    Now some (Baldies) will argue "But TB TB! we look well cute!" and I say "let me answer that in picture form". There is 'cute' and there is 'special school'.
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    Don't get me wrong. You can make it WERQ. One Baldy WERQED IT TO DEATH ladies. Just the one tho. His catchphrase was 'WHO LOVES YA BABY?' and TB's answer is always "NOT YOUR HAIR FO SHO GIRL...it's gone and left ya
    ...baby".
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    It's not my fault I'm bald.

    I'd love more hair.

    This is just baldy racism.

    My wife loves me I love you
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    Post  T.B Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:56 pm


    Broadhead wrote:Like males over the age of 15 in slogan-emblazoned T-Shirts?

    Or indeed Primark?


    Nothing wrong with Primarni! except all the sweatshops and kiddie exploitation. Pfffft! as if ANYTHING could stop FASHION. Anyway at least those poor exploited chillen get to look FABULOUS. Or maybe smell it a bit between beatings. Better than nothing.

    T-Shirts. Oohhhh Dear.

    Exhibit A.
    In about 3000 BT (before T-shirt) it was a more innocent time. Everyone pranced about with nothing on except VERY LARGE hair, rocked the MILKMAID LOOK and had armour and ACORN HATS. (Acorn hats? yeah..history man). Guitars were very wee and the keyboard stand was just a crazy bit of SCI FI yet to happen. Everyone stood with their feet WAAAY too far apart so in general it was a very unstable time. Both for standing up and for fashion.
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    Exhibit B.
    Then some bright spark was a bit chilly so the vest was invented. My own theory is that in a matriarchal society GIRLZ got well sick of MOOBZ and knocked up a vest out of a sack just to keep our lunch down.
    So anyway while we GIRLZ was all going "Oh Man I CANNOT WAIT for like big powdered wigs, Satin and shit" naughty boys were putting little sleeves on their vests or at least getting their MUMMY to.
    Eventually when it became Planet of the Apes and men kicked the shit out of us and dunked us in stinky ponds until we drowned (if innocent) and burned us alive in a bag (if innocent) as part of their lap of victory one bright spark goes :
    "Dude. I'm sick of wearing CLOTHES. Let's make what is basically our MAN-BRA into legit DAYWEAR! I know? I'm amazing!".
    And a lot of men agreed. As they do. Yay and alright and high fives everywhere. Then after the 1950's possibly the son of the previous genius goes ;
    "Hey all you lazy fuckers who are also my brothers! listen up! YES we are basically mincing about in our MANBRAZ so I suggest we add the ULTIMATE AMOUNT OF AWESOMENESS to the situation and put our fav heavy metal bands on our top-underpants to disguise the fact we are in our top-underpants. WHO IS WITH ME??!
    These guys were ;
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    And MANKIND NEVER HAD TO THINK ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR EVER AGAIN.

    They are like REALLY in a state of self deception that one T-SHIRT is somehow different to ANOTHER T-SHIRT. Colour… pic of a guitar… made in Japan by robot apes… STILL A T-SHIRT. A girl could lose faith at this point.

    Just when it couldn't get any WORSE.

    EXHIBIT C.
    You have seen them. 42 years old hanging around under the Westway or near children. Wobbling about Shoreditch on a kiddies bike with a tiny wee hat on like one of them monkeys collecting pity money for his pet bloke. SKATERZ. The lowest of the low. T-shirt criminals and enemies of all things right.
    Look at them here. FOOLZ I don't have to say anything else at all.
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    Exhibit D.
    Then all men go "but TB TB! are we fucked or what? what is the future for us poor lost chillen?"

    I say. LOOK at your crimes. Get down with your past before you talk to me about having a future. MEN AT WORK? Doesn't WERQ. Sorry boyz.
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    Post  Broadhead Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:00 pm

    All rise for our queen. Phenomenal. I'm almost lost for words as to how good this thread is.

    *throws flowers on stage*
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    Post  T.B Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:01 pm

    thanks to timmy for helping
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    Post  wookie Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:04 pm

    it feels like i wondered into a mutated version grazia

    i'm a bit lost
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:20 pm

    Back! Back I say... I created you...AAAAHHH

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    Post  Broadhead Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:21 pm

    Serious question. I am eyeing up a military style shirt (Navy Blue, Asymmetric double breasted buttons, nicer than it sounds).

    Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?
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    Post  Son of Nod Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:24 pm

    I have no knowledge of fashion, I wear whatever and don't care.


    I am happy.
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    Post  RvZ Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:30 pm

    Laughing

    as if this actually had anything at all to do with fashion.

    cheer up Nod.

    are you feeling left out like me?
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    Post  crang Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:37 pm

    Broadhead wrote:Serious question. I am eyeing up a military style shirt (Navy Blue, Asymmetric double breasted buttons, nicer than it sounds).

    Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?


    I personally would say yes.

    And make sure it dosen,t have buttoned shoulder lapels(so 2009).

    Smile

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    Post  Broadhead Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:39 pm

    crang wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:Serious question. I am eyeing up a military style shirt (Navy Blue, Asymmetric double breasted buttons, nicer than it sounds).

    Has the military ship sailed, so to speak?


    I personally would say yes.

    And make sure it dosen,t have buttoned shoulder lapels(so 2009).

    Smile


    No, it definitely doesn't have them. I do like them though, always have done.
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    Post  scarlet pimpernel Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:41 pm

    Amazing WERQ TB cheers
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    Post  Son of Nod Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:43 pm

    RvZ wrote: Laughing

    as if this actually had anything at all to do with fashion.

    cheer up Nod.

    are you feeling left out like me?

    I do have a thread.....Darth Vader's. I prefer more to be a floater you know....float from thread to thread. But I am happy with the Darth Vader thread.

    Nodulo is happy Very Happy
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    Post  Mac Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:49 pm

    anyone wearing army surplus who didn't earn it is a bell end
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    Post  Broadhead Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:54 pm

    Mac wrote:anyone wearing army surplus who didn't earn it is a bell end

    Laughing

    That's Maharishi fucked then.
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    Post  Sherrers Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:04 am

    Mac wrote:anyone wearing army surplus who didn't earn it is a bell end

    easy corporal it's just a bit of fun.

    I agree a bit but I keep it to myself.
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    Post  Broadhead Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:07 am

    It's basically a dark blue shirt. I wasn't going to wear a Victoria Cross or a bayonet with it. Mind you, having done Wakey on a Friday night recently i both deserve and need both.
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    Post  Son of Nod Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:11 am

    I take it this isn't a good look then?

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    Post  Bishop Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:11 am

    Broadhead wrote:It's basically a dark blue shirt. I wasn't going to wear a Victoria Cross or a bayonet with it. Mind you, having done Wakey on a Friday night recently i both deserve and need both.



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    Post  Sherrers Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:14 am

    Son of Nod wrote:I take it this isn't a good look then?

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    400,000 dead Fallschirmjager can't be wrong
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    Post  Sherrers Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:15 am

    or is he Sturmabteilung?

    Embarassed
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    Post  Son of Nod Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:16 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing

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