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Way ahead of you mate...

I wouldn't mind if anyone who lived here could actually go and see the fuckin games.

Corporate fuckers.

I'm a corporate fucker and even I can't get a ticket!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'm a corporate fucker and even I can't get a ticket!

Yeah but you got to stroke the golden rod though.

All we get is the total destruction of our infrastructure for a month.

AND we pay for it.

I also got a free Olympic pen, pin badge and lanyard.

I get extra furious because 90% of the problem is 'security'.

If we hadn't spent the last 50 years fucking with the Middle East it would be still be a couple of bobbies in short sleeve shirts with lollies and you'd be able to cross the routes as soon as everyone has passed by.

At least you're not getting a missle installation on top of your house.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I also got a free Olympic pen, pin badge and lanyard.

We've two boxes of Olympic shite in our offices, they asked us to review it.

Right ok, we have this girl in the office....childish....moaner.....attention seeker.

My way of dealing with her, is to say, 'shut the fuck up and get on with it...'

I have been told this is not the best way to deal with employees....

Advice?

stay tuned after the break for more 1950's ways of working

wookie wrote:stay tuned after the break for more 1950's ways of working

She'll be a farthing down in her wage envelope.

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:stay tuned after the break for more 1950's ways of working

She'll be a farthing down in her wage envelope.

that will mean two less 45's from the hit parade

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:stay tuned after the break for more 1950's ways of working

She'll be a farthing down in her wage envelope.

that will mean two less 45's from the hit parade

The tea lady will wheel past her

Jnr DJ wrote:

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:stay tuned after the break for more 1950's ways of working

She'll be a farthing down in her wage envelope.

that will mean two less 45's from the hit parade

The tea lady will wheel past her

The shop steward will want everyone out.

But in the 1950's you didn't have to wipe everyone's bums!

The country has gone to the dogs.....far far too soft now.

They'll be giving 'em the vote next.

Broadhead wrote:They'll be giving 'em the vote next.

Give who the vote?

Nimrods?

Son of Nod wrote:Right ok, we have this girl in the office....childish....moaner.....attention seeker.

My way of dealing with her, is to say, 'shut the fuck up and get on with it...'

I have been told this is not the best way to deal with employees....

Advice?

Get a good lawyer I smell a tribunal.

Sherrers wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:stay tuned after the break for more 1950's ways of working

She'll be a farthing down in her wage envelope.

that will mean two less 45's from the hit parade

The tea lady will wheel past her

The shop steward will want everyone out.

You mean they still have unions? Didn't we crush those in the 80's?

wookie wrote:stay tuned after the break for more 1950's ways of working

keep up bad ballz

My car has given up the ghost this morning and I have been left stranded in Selby. Having to get the train to Leeds with a what can only be described as one of the worst Trannys I've ever seen. And no, that's not the new girlfriend before one of you pipes up.

Travelling. I am just not very good at it.

Broadhead wrote:My car has given up the ghost this morning and I have been left stranded in Selby. Having to get the train to Leeds with a what can only be described as one of the worst Trannys I've ever seen. And no, that's not the new girlfriend before one of you pipes up.

Travelling. I am just not very good at it.

Broadhead's Transexual Transpennine Train Travels.

The car is fixed and has wiped me out for the rest of the month. The joys of motoring.

Email servers which are SHIT!!!!!!

Broadhead wrote:The car is fixed and has wiped me out for the rest of the month. The joys of motoring.

Was it your front bushes missus?

I bet it was your calipers.

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:The car is fixed and has wiped me out for the rest of the month. The joys of motoring.

Was it your front bushes missus?

I bet it was your calipers.

It was actually my crank shaft sensor. Just as i, erm, suspected.