I'm gonna go nicking that neet.
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Broadhead- vvwi
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I'm gonna go nicking that neet.
RvZ- vvvwi
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Location : Londinium
Broadhead wrote:I remember at my wedding thinking the DJ was terrible at first and was in the toilet talking to one of my mates, saying how much of a prick said DJ was, when the toilet flushed and the door opened.
It was the DJ. I apologised and did one
That exact thing happened to me when I went with tim to ibiza but the DJ was Sven Vath.
That was the legendary time Roger was introduced to Richie Hawtin and Rog looked at him and merely said "ooh...negative hitler" and walked off.
Just in case you missed it the first time.
Broadhead- vvwi
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I did miss it the first time. Amazing. I wonder if that lead to Richie's image change?
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
does "Nah Then Lad"
come with free "Sitha Later" pull out
featuring all the gossip from around the area?
come with free "Sitha Later" pull out
featuring all the gossip from around the area?
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
You have forgotten that as Sven came out of the cubicle glaring at you you tried to be nonchalant and leant on the wall, your elbow instead went straight to the hand dryer button and blew the gak all over everyone's faces.
Everyone went :
And you went :
Sven went :
Then you replied with :
None-more-norman-wisdom-moment.
Everyone went :
And you went :
Sven went :
Then you replied with :
None-more-norman-wisdom-moment.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Why don't moments like that ever get caught on camera? I would pay good money to see that.
You're right about Sven by the way. Terrible.
You're right about Sven by the way. Terrible.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:You have forgotten that as Sven came out of the cubicle glaring at you you tried to be nonchalant and leant on the wall, your elbow instead went straight to the hand dryer button and blew the gak all over everyone's faces.
Everyone went :
And you went :
Sven went :
Then you replied with :
None-more-norman-wisdom-moment.
oh Al.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
It was one of the best Ibiza spazups ever. Both Al and Rog are basically none-more-english and I was in bits the entire time.
I think AL in Cocoon was one of my top ten.
I am sure it is all on the 'terrible tales' thread...
I think AL in Cocoon was one of my top ten.
I am sure it is all on the 'terrible tales' thread...
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
ah happy days! never to return.
Sadly many a great tale is lost... they are on here somewhere but the terrible tales thread came into being to contain the flood of stories but came too late for some...
Jonny Boy- vvwi
- Number of posts : 753
Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
I do remember there being an "AL in Cocoon" tale and it being a corker but we may as well have it again as I can't remember it's details at all.
"Terrible Tales!"
"Terrible Tales!"
Broadhead- vvwi
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Drinking on a school night is not good. I feel terrible and to compound my misery Tesco's didn't have my Egg Mayonnaise and Water Cress sarnie when i went in this morning.
Fuming i am, i tell thee.
Fuming i am, i tell thee.
shAdy- vvw
- Number of posts : 521
Location : Dirty Leeds
Broadhead wrote:Drinking on a school night is not good. I feel terrible and to compound my misery Tesco's didn't have my Egg Mayonnaise and Water Cress sarnie when i went in this morning.
Fuming i am, i tell thee.
I know what's really hacked you off though... Wookie did predict via text to me that you might not be at your shiney happiest today...
Broadhead- vvwi
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Even by my own morose standards i am miserable today. Bastards.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
i bet your mood is darker than a black hole
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Broadhead wrote:Drinking on a school night is not good. I feel terrible and to compound my misery Tesco's didn't have my Egg Mayonnaise and Water Cress sarnie when i went in this morning.
Fuming i am, i tell thee.
School night drinking is a bad idea mate. I only do it on a thursday, as fridays dont count.
Twatting Mr Kipling apple pies. One bite and they explode everywhere. Cakes.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
shAdy wrote:Broadhead wrote:Drinking on a school night is not good. I feel terrible and to compound my misery Tesco's didn't have my Egg Mayonnaise and Water Cress sarnie when i went in this morning.
Fuming i am, i tell thee.
I know what's really hacked you off though... Wookie did predict via text to me that you might not be at your shiney happiest today...
now now you shouldn't make hints unless we get full disclosure.
sorry, it's the journalist in me. sometimes i can't hold his head underwater anymore and he pops up
Broadhead- vvwi
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It is *whispers* football related. Despite being a Northern oik i follow a London based football team. The ones who didn't win.
Let us never mention this again.
Let us never mention this again.
RvZ- vvvwi
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Location : Londinium
I am pleased.
I thought it was important.
I thought it was important.
shAdy- vvw
- Number of posts : 521
Location : Dirty Leeds
Al wrote:I am pleased.
I thought it was important.
This may slightly irritate the Wideface'd one...
Broadhead- vvwi
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It is OK, i am calm now. I was proper angry when the second goal went in, this was quickly made worse when i bit my hot dog and the mustard i had put on it squirted on to my crotch.
It's So not a good look having a yellow stain round your bits.
It's So not a good look having a yellow stain round your bits.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Broadhead wrote:It is OK, i am calm now. I was proper angry when the second goal went in, this was quickly made worse when i bit my hot dog and the mustard i had put on it squirted on to my crotch.
It's So not a good look having a yellow stain round your bits.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Pissing exhaust has gone on my car.
I drove home at 30 miles an hour sounding like a tank/chav.
I drove home at 30 miles an hour sounding like a tank/chav.
bigdaddy- Moderator
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Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
All of today.
FFS. If I were at 1/20th of normal human size, today would be like the Battle of Rogers Pond.
FFS. If I were at 1/20th of normal human size, today would be like the Battle of Rogers Pond.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Stupid volcano and it's shitty volcanic ash meaning it's touch and go as to whether a couple of our headliners can make it on Friday.
Mother nature 1 - Techno 0
Mother nature 1 - Techno 0
Welsh- w
- Number of posts : 176
2 x Don Perrrrrrwhatever
Tamasipam and a concoction of sorts and dyslexic!
Rasberry jam mmmmmmm
Tamasipam and a concoction of sorts and dyslexic!
Rasberry jam mmmmmmm
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
Broadhead wrote:Stupid volcano and it's shitty volcanic ash meaning it's touch and go as to whether a couple of our headliners can make it on Friday.
Mother nature 1 - Techno 0
Is there not a young bald hero who can step in and save the day??
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
timmy is still waiting for his lovely old mum and dad too.
you should ask him scott his techno sets are blinding
jim_kezzle- Moderator
- Number of posts : 575
Location : Leeds
Broadhead wrote:Stupid volcano and it's shitty volcanic ash meaning it's touch and go as to whether a couple of our headliners can make it on Friday.
Mother nature 1 - Techno 0
Is Pete V H on the doutbful list?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Token Bird wrote:Broadhead wrote:Stupid volcano and it's shitty volcanic ash meaning it's touch and go as to whether a couple of our headliners can make it on Friday.
Mother nature 1 - Techno 0
Is there not a young bald hero who can step in and save the day??
Young? No
Bald? Yes
Hero? No
I will be playing in the bar. Worst place for me really, that cheap Red Stripe is within arms length!
Broadhead- vvwi
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jim_kezzle wrote:
Is Pete V H on the doutbful list?
I'm afraid so, as is the Anaconda.
They're looking in to it though, all is not lost.Paul will pull something out of the bag i'm sure.