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I think Chico could be posting in this thread in the not too distant...

leslie nielsen, no longer being alive, while other people like justin bieber,lady gaga, and various other walking arseholes continue to steal oxygen

wookie wrote:leslie nielsen, no longer being alive, while other people like justin bieber,lady gaga, and various other walking arseholes continue to steal oxygen

Even though I have an 11 year old in the house who would pull off her own head for the young Mr Beiber I have so far been able to escape anything to do ith him. However, I chose to sit through his performance on the X Factor last night and all my worst fears were confirmed. What a little twat.

Bishop wrote:
Poor Chico. Does he know what he has let himself in for.

The thing is actually Chico is the only one who not only more than deals with his er, excess of energy, Chico's been dealing with it for years.

When you meet him you'll get it. He's like the eye of a terrible storm. Everything around is flying about off to Oz and he is just stood there either ignoring it, taking it or dealing with it. He's what you'd describe as a 'rock'. More than a match for tasmanian timmy the typhoon.

he does radiate peace and calm, you are not wrong.

I've had enough of this weather. Work is rocking right now and I should be in Harrow in a meeting now rather than being at home.

Al wrote:he does radiate peace and calm, you are not wrong.

Chico is ace. Even more so than me, which is saying something!

I have made it to work. Wank.

Staff who are blatantly trying to blag days off due to the weather. I have told them, take a days leave, if they don't have any left, it's unpaid. Sick of it now, the roads are clear up here. It's not my fault they choose to have a 100 mile commute to work. Life is about choices, they made theirs.

MarkD77 wrote:Staff who are blatantly trying to blag days off due to the weather. I have told them, take a days leave, if they don't have any left, it's unpaid. Sick of it now, the roads are clear up here. It's not my fault they choose to have a 100 mile commute to work. Life is about choices, they made theirs.

Sir Alan Sugar.

Bishop wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:Staff who are blatantly trying to blag days off due to the weather. I have told them, take a days leave, if they don't have any left, it's unpaid. Sick of it now, the roads are clear up here. It's not my fault they choose to have a 100 mile commute to work. Life is about choices, they made theirs.

Sir Alan Sugar.

You're fired!

MarkD77 wrote:Staff who are blatantly trying to blag days off due to the weather. I have told them, take a days leave, if they don't have any left, it's unpaid. Sick of it now, the roads are clear up here. It's not my fault they choose to have a 100 mile commute to work. Life is about choices, they made theirs.

Have the company paid for a hotel for you to be near work...?

shAdy wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:Staff who are blatantly trying to blag days off due to the weather. I have told them, take a days leave, if they don't have any left, it's unpaid. Sick of it now, the roads are clear up here. It's not my fault they choose to have a 100 mile commute to work. Life is about choices, they made theirs.

Have the company paid for a hotel for you to be near work...?

For now yes, as I am in the process of relocating. If I chose to stay in Rotherham then I'd be pretty much bollocksed.

The 2018 football being held in Russia!!

The weather, I’ve had enough of this now. Every day I come to work and this isn’t running or that isn’t running because some piece of equipment is frozen. Getting bored of it now so can we have some normal winter weather please? Thank you.

It's as cold as ive ever known it!

My 7 mile track inspections are grinding me down

I'm not allowed to skive off anymore. I got another written warning and put on nights!

Token Bird wrote:I'm not allowed to skive off anymore. I got another written warning and put on nights!

Want some of us northerns to come down and sort your bosses out?

MarkD77 wrote:

Token Bird wrote:I'm not allowed to skive off anymore. I got another written warning and put on nights!

Want some of us northerns to come down and sort your bosses out?

Yeah.....

Christmas/suicide season

I hate everything. No exceptions. I'm omnibothered.

Sherrers wrote:I hate everything. No exceptions. I'm omnibothered.

The avalanche of snow that fell off the garage roof last night, blocking Mrs Bish in this morning. Shoveling said snow at 7.15 this morning so Mrs Bish could get out.

My car having lived in the pub car park for over a week. Miserable landlord has asked if i can at least move it into one space. Arse.

Having a snotty nose. I can deal with coughs, headaches etc but I hate having a runny nose.

Currently not in love with :

iPad . Shit kids toy.

Being old. I'm on a liver destroying amount of painkillers just to function.

Being offline for three weeks. Career killing scenes.

Sky. Fucking bandits.

And many more...

The pizza shop not being open in stokesley, so no parmo so far, god damn commie bastards.

Ronnie corbett about as funny as root canal surgey

The two biffs from little britain, dressing up as women and having stupid accents is also as funny as major surgey, please do one.

Coming back to work after 17 days off. NIGHTMARE

Daytime tv!

It really dosent matter how many channels you have,daytime tv is still shit,just an endless barrage of unfunny american sit comas,adverts by the truckload subliminally trying to force the nations workshy to get loans,or give to donkey charities!,not everyone who watches daytime tv is a single mum or a dole scrounger!,i am an honest working man, who by thanks to the graciousness of the unions is having a few god given days off sick!,and i demand some fucking half decent intelligent/witty/interesting tv!.

I,ll stop there,man vs food has just come on

excellant rant mate, I know your pain, I had a spell of unemployment last year and during that time I also found to my peril there is literally fuck all on tv.

I watched loads of DVDs, watching all 5 series of the wire in about 2 weeks was a particular highlight, I swear by the end of it I though i was black.
Similar watching all the Sopranoes, I had a bit of a swagger in my step after watching so much of that in a confined space of time, I thought I was a made man and everything proper strutting about town like I was a somebody.

haha, good times.

jim_kezzle wrote:excellant rant mate, I know your pain, I had a spell of unemployment last year and during that time I also found to my peril there is literally fuck all on tv.

I watched loads of DVDs, watching all 5 series of the wire in about 2 weeks was a particular highlight, I swear by the end of it I though i was black.
Similar watching all the Sopranoes, I had a bit of a swagger in my step after watching so much of that in a confined space of time, I thought I was a made man and everything proper strutting about town like I was a somebody.

haha, good times.

Quality, love the above story. Good to see you on the weekend mate!!

jim_kezzle wrote:excellant rant mate, I know your pain, I had a spell of unemployment last year and during that time I also found to my peril there is literally fuck all on tv.

I watched loads of DVDs, watching all 5 series of the wire in about 2 weeks was a particular highlight, I swear by the end of it I though i was black.
Similar watching all the Sopranoes, I had a bit of a swagger in my step after watching so much of that in a confined space of time, I thought I was a made man and everything proper strutting about town like I was a somebody.

haha, good times.

I can relate to this.

As a small boy Bruce lee was a particular favourite of mine,many a time after watching 'Big boss'etc.. i was found by my mother in the back garden assaulting broom handles that i had stuck in the ground!.