Sherrers Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:15 am
Ye Olde Rog wrote:
Fuck off x 1000
I was hoovering carpets in a sub zero "garage" ( fucker was bigger than my house) at 2am for you motherfucker!
You were the one who kept "having a rest" and making me cups of coffee.
That's absolutely the last time I help you with anything/fuck everything up.
It's not fault I can't do heavy lifting. I'm old you know.
Really sexy and old.
Just for that I'm coming to your bloody Xmas party and going to fuck that up too.
P.S
How can the fact your 'reverse burglary' plan take you from 10.30pm for the next 24 hours?? Even I don't take that long to get lost in London. The bit where you hit the rush hour on the way back is in no way traceable to me.
P.P.S How did Chico react to the plan?
Yeah I should say Rog did try his best and my plan was essentially flawed by forgetting how hellish the traffic can be even in the small hours.
The "Reverse Burglary" is not a euphemism it's just a very over-engineered practical joke. I told Chico I'd be dropping a few bits off during the night and he should put his earplugs in (everyone in Brixton has them, for the screaming etc). Actually the massive balls up helped cos he was up and gone by the time I arrived at 7am.
I took all his pictures down, replaced them with my paintings, put fancy rugs (a particularly nice arabian worked very well in the lounge) over every bit of the carefully polished bare wood floors, put loads of new kitchen gadgets in....
In a nutshell turned Chico's minimalist dream into a gaudy nightmare.
However the monogrammed glove left at the scene was a TV and DVD player (he has neither) set up in his bedroom. Using the 'a-b' loop function I got a DVD of an Oscar Wilde collection and had a loop running of a young Jeremy Brett (you may remember his Sherlock Holmes on telly) dressing for dinner addressing his valet saying : "It's a curse to be so awfully pretty...it's a curse to be so awfully pretty....it's a curse to be so awfully pretty...etc etc etc"
Basically a Reverse Burgle is when you break in, install loads of electrical goods and valuables and leave, Preferably after a bit of a tidy.