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Jonny Boy
Mac
scarlet pimpernel
RvZ
Rrriot Guurl
Jnr DJ
crang
Ye Olde Rog
Bishop
T.B
Sherrers
bigdaddy
wookie
Son of Nod
Broadhead
Fandango Widewheels
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Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Jnr DJ- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1080
Location : Sarf London
- Post n°661
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
moisturiser mishap
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°662
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Jnr DJ wrote:moisturiser mishap
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°663
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
I had a pervy dream involving Kelly Brook last night. I don't even like Kelly Brook
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
- Post n°664
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
The fish shop back home in Stokesley won't serve solicitiors as greasy Trev the owner got stung in a divorce settlement years ago, he's even made the paper about this.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°665
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
wookie wrote:The fish shop back home in Stokesley won't serve solicitiors as greasy Trev the owner got stung in a divorce settlement years ago, he's even made the paper about this.
thats not mundane.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
- Post n°666
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
He also wont serve Malcom (i cant remember his second name) who owned a local mill as he got done for Tax Fiddling
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°667
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
wookie wrote:He also wont serve Malcom (i cant remember his second name) who owned a local mill as he got done for Tax Fiddling
Malcolm Miller?
Jnr DJ- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1080
Location : Sarf London
- Post n°668
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Good dullness
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°669
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
I have a meeting with a vicar shortly. I hope I dont say god or christ or jesus or fuck.
jon carter- vw
- Number of posts : 217
Location : Mars
- Post n°670
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
or "finger me slowly"
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
- Post n°671
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
jon carter wrote:or "finger me slowly"
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°672
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
jon carter wrote:or "finger me slowly"
He didnt half laugh. His wife wasnt impressed mind.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°673
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
nah she was hoping to be fingerbobbed fast
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°674
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Sherrers wrote:nah she was hoping to be fingerbobbed fast
Filthy animal.
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
- Post n°675
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Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°676
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Shannon, the traveller girl, has left her job with us as she wants to be at home and bake.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°677
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Shannon's got the right idea if you ask me.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°678
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels wrote:Shannon's got the right idea if you ask me.
I asked her to bring some cakes in when she has baked.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°679
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
We have a resident cake baker at work. She does a cracking lemon drizzle cake.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°680
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
I took a glass of fresh orange to bed with me last night as I have a sore throat. I thought if I woke up coughing I could have a quick drink to soothe me.
I did in fact wake up coughing and had a little drink, it worked.
This is not the story though. When I woke up this morning there was the remains of a moth in the glass. Not all the remains, just some. It would appear that I drank some of the moth. I've never drunk/eaten moth before (I don't think).
I did in fact wake up coughing and had a little drink, it worked.
This is not the story though. When I woke up this morning there was the remains of a moth in the glass. Not all the remains, just some. It would appear that I drank some of the moth. I've never drunk/eaten moth before (I don't think).
Mac- vw
- Number of posts : 219
Location : west end boy
- Post n°681
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
you'll turn into a superhero that eats dressing gowns
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°682
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°683
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
I've started eating my chocolate bar before my crisps. Previously i had done it the other way round and you know what? It's been a revelation (Always a Wispa, though an assortment of flavours crisps wise_
I'm sat at a different desk today, the view goes further out of Leeds, but it means i can now see Armley so it's still not great.
One of the buttons fell off my coat this morning. I can't sew and it didn't look right, so i wore a different coat.
My shoes are now in such a state of disrepair that they have caused me to limp, the top of my right foot is in a world of pain.
I bought a magazine on Saturday, for the first time in ages. £4. Gutted. And no, it wasn't one of those specialist magazines i have previously been accussed of thumbing through.
I'm sat at a different desk today, the view goes further out of Leeds, but it means i can now see Armley so it's still not great.
One of the buttons fell off my coat this morning. I can't sew and it didn't look right, so i wore a different coat.
My shoes are now in such a state of disrepair that they have caused me to limp, the top of my right foot is in a world of pain.
I bought a magazine on Saturday, for the first time in ages. £4. Gutted. And no, it wasn't one of those specialist magazines i have previously been accussed of thumbing through.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°684
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Broadhead wrote:
My shoes are now in such a state of disrepair that they have caused me to limp, the top of my right foot is in a world of pain.
Cobblers!
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°685
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Sherrers wrote:Broadhead wrote:
My shoes are now in such a state of disrepair that they have caused me to limp, the top of my right foot is in a world of pain.
Cobblers!
Touche!
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°686
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°687
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Jonny Boy- vvwi
- Number of posts : 753
Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
- Post n°688
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Broadhead is so good at this.
I need to step up.
I need to step up.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
- Post n°689
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
my housemate is cooking for his mail order girlfriend tomorrow, i hoping there will be left over Lasagne for tea tomorrow, that will be two meals that have been cooked for me this week, result.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°690
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Is this the same one with a face that is haunted?
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