Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Fandango Widewheels wrote:You numpties

No I don't get a badge. I don't get anything to be honest. Dow are very good at that. They tell you how wonderful you are, give you another fancy title then scarper while you're basking in the warm glow of recognition. Then you're just left with more work to do.

Is it not in the email signature then?

My email signature, is already too long. I'm not adding that as well.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:My email signature, is already too long. I'm not adding that as well.

Please share it.

I have a new hero

http://iamjamesward.com/2012/10/31/remember-who-you-are/

he does this ; http://boringconference.com/

shall we go?

He could get a lifetimes worth of material from here.

Sherrers wrote:he does this ; http://boringconference.com/

shall we go?

i'm in

Last 2 weeks I have remodelled the whole flat but I'm particularly pleased with my king size bunk bed/office MkII

I went for a light teak stain on the wood to match the floor and it goes perfectly despite my not being very good with colours.

2 coats of a very sturdy varnish and I though some nice brass fittings this time to go with the rich nautical vibe.

I had a brainwave with bracing the legs too so it's very robust and sturdy.

All in all very pleased and didn't once hammer, inject, spike, cut, squirt, rasp or generally kill myself in any way.

Except when I fell off the ladders onto said ladders. Got some torso bruises like a set of purple plates.

I love carpentry it makes me feel so alive!

Get a picture up.

I can't I don't have a smart phone anymore just a stupid phone.

If it's any help think 'rich mahogany'.

Sherrers wrote:I can't I don't have a smart phone anymore just a stupid phone.

If it's any help think 'rich mahogany'.

I thought Ballz meant put a picture up, on your wall.

Is it like this? With the office upstairs?

downstairs

i've just seen wideface buying a new coat (grey), new hat (grey) and some boots (brown) in H&M

spotted!

I'm still not sure about that coat, reckon i should have got black.

Broadhead wrote:I'm still not sure about that coat, reckon i should have got black.

no stick with the grey

if you'd got the black one, you would of looked like an out of work grimbsy docker

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I'm still not sure about that coat, reckon i should have got black.

no stick with the grey

if you'd got the black one, you would of looked like an out of work grimbsy docker

It's a strong look this season.

Do it. Donkey Jacket never gets tired.

There is some mould right in the centre of our bedroom ceiling. This may suggest a leaky roof.

Or simply molding?

I'll get me overalls

I'm trying to figure out if it's worth doing the London Eye in December. Knowing my luck it'll be the dullest day in history.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'm trying to figure out if it's worth doing the London Eye in December. Knowing my luck it'll be the dullest day in history.

I bet the CMD is thinking exactly the same thing.

Everyone's a comedian today I see.

Comedy Monday

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Everyone's a comedian today I see.

Comedy Monday

Fandango Widewheels wrote:There is some mould right in the centre of our bedroom ceiling. This may suggest a leaky roof.

We've cleaned off said mould and are monitoring the situation daily.

Yesterday I bought an electronic cigarette.

This week I made a huge bookshelf and I'm dead proud.

i'm off to buy some jigsaw blades before the shops shut

Sherrers wrote:i'm off to buy some jigsaw blades before the shops shut

Jigsaw eh? It's all falling in to place now.

Christ that's bad, even for me.