Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Ye Olde Rog wrote:
You have shamed me. I must have a go.

Yeah me too

Bishop wrote:Not only am I running our conveyancing deaprtment today, I am also running probate and the accounts department. In fact I have just realised. I am in charge.



Helen my new secretary hasnt turned in, due to trouble at home. I did not enquire further.



I still cant understand a word Shannon says to me.



Lunch was a packet of skips and a pasta salad. I started it at bang on 12 and I am now finished and back working. (kind of)



The new girl monica still hasnt said hello to me. she has been here 4 months now.



I am due to play tonight and may stay at work slightly longer than needed so that someone else gets my horse ready for me.



Chinese people seem to speak really loudly when they are together.

She obviously fancies you.

I now have geographical accountabilities

I found out my boss is cajun, I'm not going to smother my chicken with him though

It is really easy to see when I am bored

I need to be careful who is around before I open my mouth

I'm developing an unhealthy obsession with statety homes. Our Sky+ is full of stately home doeumentaries. The CMD thinks I'm going to run off and marry some old dowager.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I now have geographical accountabilities

I found out my boss is cajun, I'm not going to smother my chicken with him though

It is really easy to see when I am bored

I need to be careful who is around before I open my mouth

I'm developing an unhealthy obsession with statety homes. Our Sky+ is full of stately home doeumentaries. The CMD thinks I'm going to run off and marry some old dowager.

Care to elaborate on this? You haven't been upsetting the local Labour candidate again have you?

Broadhead wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I now have geographical accountabilities

I found out my boss is cajun, I'm not going to smother my chicken with him though

It is really easy to see when I am bored

I need to be careful who is around before I open my mouth

I'm developing an unhealthy obsession with statety homes. Our Sky+ is full of stately home doeumentaries. The CMD thinks I'm going to run off and marry some old dowager.

Care to elaborate on this? You haven't been upsetting the local Labour candidate again have you?

Hahahaha no.

At yesterdays school assembly a bunch of young lads came on (about 13 yrs old) and sang 'Consider Yourself' from Oliver Twist. I turned to the CMD and said, what I thought was very quietly, 'I'm about to get sung at, can this get any worse?' cue massive glares from all parents sat in whispering distance. I thought nothing of it until the end of said song and it turned out the couple next to us were the parents of one of the kids

On a similar note we once went to see the mini CMD in a dancing show. Part of the show consisted of some rather larger middle aged ladies doing a scene from Chicago. When the curtain went up I saw them, cracked out laughing and had to leave the auditorium. The CMD said you could still here me howling outside

The other thing that made me laugh really loudly yesterday when I shouldn't have done. Some old guy is the chair of the school governors and he did the olympic torch relay. The head teacher announced that many of the children couldn't wait to get their hands on his torch when he came into school

I mean, you can't script comedy like that.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:The other thing that made me laugh really loudly yesterday when I shouldn't have done. Some old guy is the chair of the school governors and he did the olympic torch relay. The head teacher announced that many of the children couldn't wait to get their hands on his torch when he came into school

I mean, you can't script comedy like that.

Honestly

jon carter wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:
You have shamed me. I must have a go.

Yeah me too

Come on then the pair of you!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I now have geographical accountabilities

I found out my boss is cajun, I'm not going to smother my chicken with him though

It is really easy to see when I am bored

I need to be careful who is around before I open my mouth

I'm developing an unhealthy obsession with statety homes. Our Sky+ is full of stately home doeumentaries. The CMD thinks I'm going to run off and marry some old dowager.

Mate I am with you on that. I love a stately home. Cant get enough of them.

I keep getting sent MMS messages but my phone is too ancient too accept them. When I had a fancy phone no-one sent any.

Off to see Ballz tomorrow. It's mundane now as it's a mystery drive with no mystery about the drive.

I've had to look after my American nieces this week. I'm mighty uncle Chim Chim (don't ask).

We came 2nd in the pub quiz to the clear delight of the pub. Apparently it was my fault. I was very tired though.

The dog's ringo toy is in the river just a bit too deep for him to see it. I'll have to wade out later.

Facebook isn't a deluge of stuff. I've ignored everyone for so long they've given up.

Me Mam's lucky waving chinese cat has been waving over 10 years with no battery change. Hiya!

I'm off swimming in Skipton in a mo.

I can promise the most mundane weekend of your life.

Look forward to more mundane Billingham facts from Tim on Monday

Are you taking him to the ice rink?

God no! That's way too exciting.

I once watched michael barrymore do a comedy/light entertainment routine underneath blackpool tower.

All the kids were allowed to go and get free ice cream during the performance, i got raspberry ripple.

wookie wrote:I once watched michael barrymore do a comedy/light entertainment routine underneath blackpool tower.

All the kids were allowed to go and get free ice cream during the performance, i got raspberry ripple.

Far from being mundane, this story has both entertained and amused me, especially the mentioning of which flavour you opted for.

Good flavour by the way.

I have poridge oats and blueberry and vanilla yoghurt for my breakfast. I am about to make it.

I slept in and have had to drive to work.

I didn't have time to get anything for dinner either and i am working through my lunch today.

I tried Quorn mince for the first time last night. I am not convinced.

I have won a bottle of wine at work. It's Tesco's own cheap shit. I'll still drink it.

I have recently started taking Berocca on a morning. The only change has been the colour of my piss.

My break is still not fixed.

I have never listened to a Pink Floyd album.

Broadhead wrote:I slept in and have had to drive to work.

I didn't have time to get anything for dinner either and i am working through my lunch today.

I tried Quorn mince for the first time last night. I am not convinced.

I have won a bottle of wine at work. It's Tesco's own cheap shit. I'll still drink it.

I have recently started taking Berocca on a morning. The only change has been the colour of my piss.

My break is still not fixed.

I have never listened to a Pink Floyd album.

I was late for work this morning as when I got the the garage in Tickhill I had forgotten my wallet so had to go home again. The petrol light was on when I set off first time. Scary times.

I once watched dick emery perform at the guildhall  when I was a kid.He was dressed up as a woman for most of it.My sister took me,and a gang of downs syndrome kids,who she was looking after.

I'm still not on Facebook,although Ive  got my mate kevs password.I spy on everyone.Must admit though,it's very tempting not to comment on some of the mundane  banality at times.

I'm learning to speak Spanish.

My mate Trevor caught rabies off a monkey that bit him in Thailand..Hes ok,but has to have regular injections.

My brothers latest m.e club shenanigans ,have seen him as leader of a seafront 'ride out'.Most were on mobility scooters,and he was up front,path finding on his electric bike.

Gay Steve and his flat mate were getting a ticking off from there landlord the other day.I,d just come back from the gym,and I could see Steve(drunk)with his arm around him.It went along the lines of " your the best landlord in the whole of Portsmouth",and his landlord was going "you have police here every week steven",trouble,trouble always".

Hello Crang you massive Sunday night text pest.

Sherrers wrote:Hello Crang you massive Sunday night text pest.

I remember nothing

crang wrote:I once watched dick emery perform at the guildhall when I was a kid.He was dressed up as a woman for most of it.My sister took me,and a gang of downs syndrome kids,who she was looking after.

I'm still not on Facebook,although Ive got my mate kevs password.I spy on everyone.Must admit though,it's very tempting not to comment on some of the mundane banality at times.

I'm learning to speak Spanish.

My mate Trevor caught rabies off a monkey that bit him in Thailand..Hes ok,but has to have regular injections.

My brothers latest m.e club shenanigans ,have seen him as leader of a seafront 'ride out'.Most were on mobility scooters,and he was up front,path finding on his electric bike.

Gay Steve and his flat mate were getting a ticking off from there landlord the other day.I,d just come back from the gym,and I could see Steve(drunk)with his arm around him.It went along the lines of " your the best landlord in the whole of Portsmouth",and his landlord was going "you have police here every week steven",trouble,trouble always".

crang wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Hello Crang you massive Sunday night text pest.

I remember nothing

Put up a note.

"I don't have to be shitfaced to talk to tim".

Sherrers wrote:

crang wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Hello Crang you massive Sunday night text pest.

I remember nothing

Put up a note.

"I don't have to be shitfaced to talk to tim".

Sherrers wrote:

crang wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Hello Crang you massive Sunday night text pest.

I remember nothing

Put up a note.

"I don't have to be shitfaced to talk to tim".

"but it really helps"

hahahaha I missed that you little tinker.


dull news just in

They are chopping down the tree in front of my flat. Never thought I'd be having country chat in Brixton with fellow Arborists.
Our youngest got hitched yesterday. I never realised quite how deep the hobbit stuff went until I saw the guests.
I watched Ghostbusters II last night and loved it. I love Janosz.
I've given everything up again. VEry vivid dreams.

Sherrers wrote:hahahaha I missed that you little tinker.


dull news just in

They are chopping down the tree in front of my flat. Never thought I'd be having country chat in Brixton with fellow Arborists.
Our youngest got hitched yesterday. I never realised quite how deep the hobbit stuff went until I saw the guests.
I watched Ghostbusters II last night and loved it. I love Janosz.
I've given everything up again. VEry vivid dreams.

Congrats to your brother.

Janosz is great.

One of cinema's most random characters.

I have checked my online banking today. At the weekend i somehow managed to get charged £25 for some moisturiser that should have been a fiver. Bastard.

I have just walked out of Tesco without my cash card. The usually miserable security guard ran after me with it, he even smiled/laughed at my uselessness.

Salt & Vinegar McCoys hurt my tongue. I still eat them though.

I got a lift to work today, which was welcome as i was rushing a bit.

I have again won some wine at work in an incentive. My manager got me some Red Stripe instead. Got leadership skills.