Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Broadhead wrote:I wore my scarf this morning. I was too warm.

I once made a house number on a metal plaque in CDT. It's still up at the end of our driveway (though not in it's original colours)

I knowingly ate cucumber yesterday for what must be one of 3 occassions in my life.

Boots cold & flu Echinacea tablets are inneffective.

I had to get 2 buses home last night. I wasn't impressed.

Bishop wrote:



We went for a meal at the Angel last night, Gemma sent her steak back twice. It needed to be well done, and it wanst.



I went for a run and i have injured my calf yet again.



There was a man, whom I have not seen before doing a spot of metal detecting, in a freshly ploughed field.



Mad Eye is putting the xmas decorations up in the pub on monday. I wont be helping.



Claire has put on 4lbs. She also went running last night to try and lose said 4lbs. She didnt run with me.



Mr Donegan who walks his dog every morning owns a hotel in Buxton. He featured on the hotel inspector once.



Toms mum and dad are decorating their house. I called down yesterday but didnt offer to assist.



The young farmers had a meeting at the Red Hart last week. I didnt know farmers were that young.

Bishop wrote:

I went for a run and i have injured my calf yet again.

Jnr DJ wrote:

Bishop wrote:

I went for a run and i have injured my calf yet again.

ran straight into it did you?

it'll never win a prize now

we don't even go running at night in london and we have magic streetlights

Jnr DJ wrote:

Bishop wrote:

I went for a run and i have injured my calf yet again.

ran straight into it did you?

it'll never win a prize now

we don't even go running at night in london and we have magic streetlights

Rrriot Guurl wrote:you burn gays still?

Rrriot Guurl wrote:either a dark night or a dark night probably

Fandango Widewheels wrote:There's going to be a demonstration at the oil refinery next door from 6pm this evening. Not sure what they're demonstrating. Doesn't matter really, I'll be home by then anyway.

Sherrers wrote:DULLFLASH

The rubber feet on my mouse were dragging, like any bloke I just ploughed on getting annoyed. The table's glass needed a wipe.

I used cider vinegar on a Jcloth.

I have contemplated drinking said liquid in my forced sobriety so I'm glad I found another use for it.

My large towels dry a lot quicker on the veranda than on the clothes horse indoors. Despite the temperature.

When clothes are very cold it's hard to tell if they are damp or just chilly.

I've started using pencils instead of pens. I love sharpening them and they don't explode in my jacket at meetings.

Sherrers wrote:DULLFLASH

The rubber feet on my mouse were dragging, like any bloke I just ploughed on getting annoyed. The table's glass needed a wipe.

I used cider vinegar on a Jcloth.

I have contemplated drinking said liquid in my forced sobriety so I'm glad I found another use for it.

My large towels dry a lot quicker on the veranda than on the clothes horse indoors. Despite the temperature.

When clothes are very cold it's hard to tell if they are damp or just chilly.

I've started using pencils instead of pens. I love sharpening them and they don't explode in my jacket at meetings.

Bishop wrote:
Brian "the local skip hirer" McNulty

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:
Brian "the local skip hirer" McNulty

Bishop wrote:
Nunny the post man still writes " Gay Porn" on most of my mail.
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Broadhead wrote:

Bishop wrote:
Nunny the post man still writes " Gay Porn" on most of my mail.
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Very basic, but still very funny

I haven't shaved my head for a week, i look horrendous. This is due to me being lazy and also the plug on my Philips shaver being broken. I shall be rectifying this later.