Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

Looks amazing....

looks horrific.

i have a strange feeling of deja vu...

you londoners eat jellied eels, the less you say about food the better.

Don't knock it till you try it, so they say....

at least they are good for you.

i've never even seen jellied eels. i'd have a go though.

This is what I did Sunday....with a hangover....

And did the CornerTape do the business?

elrusto wrote:And did the CornerTape do the business?

Went without the tape....

Token Bird wrote:i've never even seen jellied eels. i'd have a go though.

That in *Joan Collins voice* is really quite, er, something.

bigdaddy wrote:

Token Bird wrote:i've never even seen jellied eels. i'd have a go though.

That in *Joan Collins voice* is really quite, er, something.

I love that you didn't leave us daddy

The VVWI Forum. Now with added Dad.


I'm genuinely torn between double cream or greek yoghurt for pasta sauce.

Rasputin's job before working in the royal household of Tsar Nicolas was as what can only be described as a human mule pulling cartloads of turnips, thereby proving there is hope in Blyth.

Londoners don't get out of the way oncoming on pavements unless you look fully mental and knock them over.

My Grandad's encyclopedia brittanica is the only heirloom I have. It has 24 volumes including the index and maps. Apparently after 1912 they are rubbish because an american company bought them out. Mine are from 1910. Bo! In your face.

Fixing a kettle's whistle will work with some epoxy resins but not superglue, due to the steam.

Son of Nod wrote:

elrusto wrote:And did the CornerTape do the business?

Went without the tape....

You'll regret that.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

elrusto wrote:And did the CornerTape do the business?

Went without the tape....

You'll regret that.

Baths settle up and down (weight) and stretch and contract (heat and cold) in very small amounts that over time break the seal. Rog is right. It's all about the tape.

My new model of "Victory" is the exact yellow of the original. Because a man on the internet said.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:My new model of "Victory" is the exact yellow of the original. Because a man on the internet said.

I live a stones throw from the real one

No way.

Can you get a pic?

It's very important.

If you do I'll tell the story of how I spent last Christmas.

And it wasn't giving Roger my heart.

ooh please do. hang on when I texted you on Xmas day you said you were on the M1 and I actually felt sorry for tiny tim. you massive liar!



ooh. dull fact : I'm scared of Bombay Mix because it's too crunchy.

Lord nelson used to drink in the pub at the end of my road.

I was bought a bottle of pickled eggs for Christmas. I am trying to eat one with every meal until they are gone. Bootiful.

We are currently in the process of sourcing a new latchwork rug for my granny to make. She is dead good at them.

I have just been told off (yet again) by Mrs Bish for not going to the doctors and sorting my chest out. She is irate.

crang wrote:Lord nelson used to drink in the pub at the end of my road.

So did my great great grandad. Stood right next to him. Probably paying for all the drinks cos although Nelson always had his hand in his pocket it wasn't for buying rounds.

Sherrers wrote:No way.

Can you get a pic?

It's very important.

If you do I'll tell the story of how I spent last Christmas.

And it wasn't giving Roger my heart.

I'd like to see a pic. To check my colour scale.

I'm sat waiting for a meeting to start at 1:30 cos I can't be arsed moving.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Sherrers wrote:No way.

Can you get a pic?

It's very important.

If you do I'll tell the story of how I spent last Christmas.

And it wasn't giving Roger my heart.

I'd like to see a pic. To check my colour scale.

Are you re-fitting the fleet?

Victory is in dry dock yes.

That colour yellow has probably been banned as the chemicals used to make it made small childrens hair fall out.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Victory is in dry dock yes.

Kitchen sink minus water?

Ha ha, there is an advert on the banner at the top of the screen for the national trust and its tagline in 'escape the mundane'

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Victory is in dry dock yes.

Kitchen sink minus water?

This minus the solder holder.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Ha ha, there is an advert on the banner at the top of the screen for the national trust and its tagline in 'escape the mundane'

Brilliant, I just got that one!!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:That colour yellow has probably been banned as the chemicals used to make it made small childrens hair fall out.

If you lived that long. I think having your limbs cut off without anesthetic and scurvy might have been more pressing issues than premature baldness