Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane

I sweat under my eyes when I eat cheese.

Last night, I tried monkfish for the first time. It was ok.

Tiny wrote:Last night, I tried monkfish for the first time. It was ok.

That is indeed rather dull.

YOu need somebody with a properly dull voice to do on air though.

Mad Eye Riley filled her diesel car up with petrol on tuesday, she has also invited her strange kids to my old dears cricket game tonight.



According to my granny she was very ill on tuesday, she did manage to go blackberry picking yesterday and sunk 2 large glasses of red wine having walked to dog and following a trip into town. She wasnt that ill.



The local tyre slasher hasnt struck for some time. It may be because of the new parking restrictions in Blyth.



Italian Gab and Irish Pat are not happy about said restrictions.



There is talk of Andrea still leaving the swan, I saw her there yesterday, so she hasnt left yet.



Anna briefly split up with Tom. I see on facebook they are back ON.



Steve Greens partner Claire has lost 7LB in one week. Steve says when she loses another 2 stone he will let her look for a wedding venue.



I am reliably informed from Mrs Baughan that Leanne from the village is pregnant. I am not sure who leanne is.

Nothing quite cheers me up like a dull update from Blyth

On the way into work today I saw two dead hedgehogs and one dead squirrel.

Son of Nod wrote:On the way into work today I saw two dead hedgehogs and one dead squirrel.

You've turned into Crang.

Or you drive a snowplough.

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:On the way into work today I saw two dead hedgehogs and one dead squirrel.

You've turned into Crang.

Or you drive a snowplough.

It isn't often I see dead animals. Even so, the dead hedgehogs and single squirrel were quite close to each other. Must have been a turf war of types....

Cyborg squirrels Vs Robo-hogz

Wookie? new pitch for your channel 5 series?

On the dead animal theme, there is a dead seagull on the road outside work.

I see it's already in development.

Nice work from the costume dept. Hope it makes it to the screen.

Whilst inevitably intoxicated this weekend,I have somehow managed to break the magazine rack,i tried to fix it with superglue,it didn't work,I now have to explain to my wife how it got broke,she,ll no doubt now accuse me of having a party whilst she was away .

Sherrers wrote:Cyborg squirrels Vs Robo-hogz

Wookie? new pitch for your channel 5 series?

That would be a one off easter special

Killer steam-Eggs.

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