HomeSherrers wrote:Frankie knows. Don't look a gifthoursehouselegend in the mouth.
You are actually in the presence of some serious gardeners girl. It's part of the mundane majesty of our forum.
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T.B- Moderator
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You are actually in the presence of some serious gardeners girl. It's part of the mundane majesty of our forum.
Tiny- vw
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Token Bird wrote:Sherrers wrote:Frankie knows. Don't look a gifthoursehouselegend in the mouth.
You are actually in the presence of some serious gardeners girl. It's part of the mundane majesty of our forum.
Well hopefully my new house ( if my offer is accepted on the one I want!) have a lovely garden with grass and trees and decking and a water feature and a pond thing.
Then I can make use of this thread!
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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My one and only gardening tip.
Get a gardener.
Get a gardener.
Sherrers- Admin
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Here is my (overgrown) English country garden
As you can see, gardening is not my strong point, nor the current Mrs Devaney's.
Exhibit A.
You have a strong case.
And no gardener.
Tiny- vw
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Sherrers wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Here is my (overgrown) English country garden
As you can see, gardening is not my strong point, nor the current Mrs Devaney's.
Do you an on trading her in or something!? What does the poor woman have to do to be made permanent!!!
You have a better garden than I do anyway! I'm jealous!
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Tiny wrote:Sherrers wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Here is my (overgrown) English country garden
As you can see, gardening is not my strong point, nor the current Mrs Devaney's.
Do you an on trading her in or something!? What does the poor woman have to do to be made permanent!!!
You have a better garden than I do anyway! I'm jealous!
If only it looked that good at the moment.
She will always be current, it's just the way I roll.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Getting into this gardening lark....
Tiny- vw
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Son of Nod wrote:Getting into this gardening lark....
Is that what becoming a parent does for You?!
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Haha....not really. Been planning to work on the garden for ages. Going to be building a few troth's for the flowers etc to go in, and erect a gate/fence. The apple tree needs a good trim, but will do this once the apples have dropped off.
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
Tiny- vw
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Son of Nod wrote:Haha....not really. Been planning to work on the garden for ages. Going to be building a few troth's for the flowers etc to go in, and erect a gate/fence. The apple tree needs a good trim, but will do this once the apples have dropped off.
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
What's a troth?
Like a trough thing- sort of a flower tub made of wood?
Edit- sorry if that sounds sarky it's not meant to!! I'm genuinely thick about gardens and stuff!
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Tiny wrote:Son of Nod wrote:Haha....not really. Been planning to work on the garden for ages. Going to be building a few troth's for the flowers etc to go in, and erect a gate/fence. The apple tree needs a good trim, but will do this once the apples have dropped off.
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
What's a troth?
Like a trough thing- sort of a flower tub made of wood?
Edit- sorry if that sounds sarky it's not meant to!! I'm genuinely thick about gardens and stuff!
Yup indeedy it is.
Tiny- vw
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Son of Nod wrote:Tiny wrote:Son of Nod wrote:Haha....not really. Been planning to work on the garden for ages. Going to be building a few troth's for the flowers etc to go in, and erect a gate/fence. The apple tree needs a good trim, but will do this once the apples have dropped off.
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
What's a troth?
Like a trough thing- sort of a flower tub made of wood?
Edit- sorry if that sounds sarky it's not meant to!! I'm genuinely thick about gardens and stuff!
Yup indeedy it is.
Sherrers- Admin
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A troth is what you pledge in marriage.
a trough is a semi cylindrical container or ditch.
Tiny is not the thick one.
Frankie Knuckles called you thick Nodula. Not me.
And he doesn't like requests that are not garden releated. As our new radio thing will prove.
And THAT keen gardeners... is thread cross-pollination
PRAAAAAISE the LORD
a trough is a semi cylindrical container or ditch.
Tiny is not the thick one.
Frankie Knuckles called you thick Nodula. Not me.
And he doesn't like requests that are not garden releated. As our new radio thing will prove.
And THAT keen gardeners... is thread cross-pollination
PRAAAAAISE the LORD
bigdaddy- Moderator
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Son of Nod wrote:
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
Have you read Rog's biography?
"Click to LOOK INSIDE," indeed.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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bigdaddy wrote:Son of Nod wrote:
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
Have you read Rog's biography?
"Click to LOOK INSIDE," indeed.
Anyone else click to LOOK INSIDE?
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Frankie, my lavender plants and lupins have taken a reet battered in the rain. Should one leave to come back next year?
Thick Nodula
Thick Nodula
Sherrers- Admin
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Delicate flowers. I shed Teeeeaaarz (in my shed). You should have used a light tarp or a hoop-held pansy cover my boy. I feel a grand weepin' a coming. And it 'aint rain.
Flowers in the rain.... It HURTS my soul. Yes indeed,
As I have said... in gardening (and landscaping matters) there are many, MANY ways. But only one Frankie Knuckles Way.
And I have the evidence to prove that.
I'd like to thank the good people of CHICAGO, Yes indeed. The Mayor. Gaaaad and JEYSUS.
Tiny- vw
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Sherrers wrote:A troth is what you pledge in marriage.
a trough is a semi cylindrical container or ditch.
Tiny is not the thick one.
Frankie Knuckles called you thick Nodula. Not me.
And he doesn't like requests that are not garden releated. As our new radio thing will prove.
And THAT keen gardeners... is thread cross-pollination
PRAAAAAISE the LORD
Oh my lord- did that say I'm NOT thick!!! Hallelujah!
Son of Nod- vvwi
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What is this ''light tarp or a hoop-held pansy cover'' magic you speak of.....
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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Gah! surrounded like bloody Rourke's Drift by damn amateurS!
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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Son of Nod wrote:bigdaddy wrote:Son of Nod wrote:
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
Have you read Rog's biography?
"Click to LOOK INSIDE," indeed.
Anyone else click to LOOK INSIDE?
No. Only the offspring of Nod.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Ye Olde Rog wrote:Son of Nod wrote:bigdaddy wrote:Son of Nod wrote:
Never understood how 'one' can enjoy a garden, but now I am getting it.
Have you read Rog's biography?
"Click to LOOK INSIDE," indeed.
Anyone else click to LOOK INSIDE?
No. Only the offspring of Nod.
Sherrers- Admin
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Son of Nod wrote:What is this ''light tarp or a hoop-held pansy cover'' magic you speak of.....
Frankie speaks. The garden listens. It doesn't mean anyone human will understand like ....
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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I'm about to gain a front lawn. Not wanting to have twice the crap that I have now, what do I do to keep the moss, clover and other such nasties away?
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'm about to gain a front lawn. Not wanting to have twice the crap that I have now, what do I do to keep the moss, clover and other such nasties away?
Astro turf
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Son of Nod wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'm about to gain a front lawn. Not wanting to have twice the crap that I have now, what do I do to keep the moss, clover and other such nasties away?
Astro turf
Good answer. Gives me nasty friction burns though.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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Gnomes.
Attack Gnomes. From Zurich.
Attack Gnomes. From Zurich.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Ye Olde Rog wrote:Gnomes.
Attack Gnomes. From Zurich.
wookie- vvwi
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them bottom two look like they're wanking
Tiny- vw
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Oh my god they are hideous.
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