strange things you've seen

Al wrote:My riposte is that I can understand the 'televisual tension' involved in game shows. Money I get. Low common denominator it is but one I can get my head around.

Food has always puzzled me as telly but putting it together with 'reality TV' is like a frankenstein joke of grafting a crab to a panda.

Have you seen the one that is similar to come dine with me but without the cooking? Basically a team of people go around each others gaffes for a cup of tea and a poke around. Then they rate each others houses. Lazy.

I hate TV and have seen hardly any of it. But I still vote that Come Dine With Me is the worst TV show ever. It is always on whenever my flatmate switches the box on. Other shows may be worse but at least they have an off season.

Token Bird wrote:Is it just me or does Crrranngg! see a lot of roadkill? Judging by this thread.

Have you left your brain in Goa love?

Hello TB,

Dont worry,i have just about regained my sanity

Had an amazing time!

Ok,i,ll explain the badgers,basically i run a track inspection team on the railway,and this year we had more dead badgers than usual(they never learn!)

Secondly, the ghost baby is on a video my mate took of his newborn,it is one of the scariest things i have ever seen!

The house where they lived,(they moved on the strength of this),was unbeknown to them haunted,the previous owners had lost there child to cot death

Anyway,in the video my mate took,every now and again this tiny babys head appears by his child!,and then this hand appears! ,it really is frightening!

crang wrote:

Token Bird wrote:Is it just me or does Crrranngg! see a lot of roadkill? Judging by this thread.

Have you left your brain in Goa love?

Hello TB,

Dont worry,i have just about regained my sanity

Had an amazing time!

Ok,i,ll explain the badgers,basically i run a track inspection team on the railway,and this year we had more dead badgers than usual(they never learn!)

Secondly, the ghost baby is on a video my mate took of his newborn,it is one of the scariest things i have ever seen!

The house where they lived,(they moved on the strength of this),was unbeknown to them haunted,the previous owners had lost there child to cot death

Anyway,in the video my mate took,every now and again this tiny babys head appears by his child!,and then this hand appears! ,it really is frightening!

Holy sheeeeeeit!

Aha!

this is obviously a case for my amazing medium powers and my Native American Spirit guide.

I am certain there is a rational explanation not dissimilar to the residual imagery of the sort found in early photographs.


Ectoplasmic!

There is a lady who lives in our village (that in itself is quite strange) who has decided that instead of placing her copious amount of empty wine bottles in the designated bottle banks she will drive round the village and launch the bottles onto the pavement and onto peoples gardens our of her passenger window.

I have seen her twice and intend to confront her should i see her do it again.

Approaching her is the last think i'd do!

She lives in the old leper hospital on the green, so I will wait until she is out of the house (dont want to catch anything) and unarmed.

We so need a forum drink up in your village. Make a proper do of it, even invite the Southerners.

Bishop is killing me today!

Make him put a picture of him up dressed as jesus and your day will be complete.

yeah that is pretty special

and festive!

That is right!

Easter Bish Spesh!

Cakes.

Before


Not long after

Brilliant.

Truly Biblical Bish.

Did all that beer turn miraculously into water?

Yellow water.

You lot are well on form today.

Rrriot Guurl wrote:You lot are well on form today.

It's the

We have a secret dog shit vigilante living in our midst.

Our lane leads on to fields which are popular with dog walkers. As a result many dogs get caught short and dump their loads on the paths. Now me and the current Mrs Devaney are assuming that the owners, knowing they are going to the fields, don't take plastic bags as they intend to leave the shit on the fields.

Anyway, someone has now taken to circling any dog shit on the paths in coloured chalk and writing 'DOG SHIT' with an arrow pointing to each box containing shit. We think it may be a plot to shame the dog owners into picking up the poop. Either that or it's kids having a laugh. So now all the way down our lane are multi coloured boxes and 'DOG SHIT' in big colourful letters.

Turd terrace.

Bishop wrote:

Turd terrace.

Oi, you've just knocked twenty grand off the price of my house!

MarkD77 wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Turd terrace.

Oi, you've just knocked twenty grand off the price of my house!

Sorry mate.

Mary or Liz?

bigdaddy wrote:

Mary or Liz?

Who, the phantom turd ringer?

Do not worry, question has been answered on another thread.

MarkD77 wrote:secret dog shit vigilante.

one for the "Monkey Tennis" topic I reckon

forgot to add this the other

went to the shop early on monday morning,

some lads were in there in fancy dress, one of the lads was dressed as a pig, as i was getting served he pinched two boxes of fosters

and while nicking them, was shouting, thats it i've nicked them, i'm off

and then proceeded to walk out and dissapear into headingley

Thats is very strange indeed. Why anyone would choose to steal Fosters is beyond me. If it ain't 5%, i ain't drinking it.

wookie wrote:forgot to add this the other

went to the shop early on monday morning,

some lads were in there in fancy dress, one of the lads was dressed as a pig, as i was getting served he pinched two boxes of fosters

and while nicking them, was shouting, thats it i've nicked them, i'm off

and then proceeded to walk out and dissapear into headingley

Did he dress up especially to steal things I wonder. A cunning disguise.