strange things you've seen

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Rrriot Guurl wrote:chill out mysterio it's just a joke

I know!!!

Not so much strange but a little unnerving was when one of the horses, on saturday, unseated its rider (actually fucked him right off. Looked like he was sat on an ejector seat) and then smashed through the railings of the course and hurtled out of the entrance and dissapeared out of sight and up towards the main road. Must have been gone a good 15 mins.

Luckily there were huntsmen on hand to round up the crazed beast and escort it back none the worse.

I had placed a bet on the thing aswell. Arse.

Oh fuck me. Forgot this little gem.

I didnt see it, but dozey rascal did on friday night.

We went to mad eye rileys for the St Patricks celebration and got royally drunk. Anyway we left the boozer and went back to mine for a brew till about 2.30ish.

Dozey rascal then made a bid for home, but only managed to get out of my gate, when he spotted that the pub lights were still on so thinking he could sneak another pint headed over.

All the doors were open, lights were on but nobody was about. Having shouted a few times he figured he wasnt going to get served so started out, however on his way out he looked behind the bar to find mad eye riley, pissed up, laid on the floor behind the bar with the contents of her handbag strewn all around. So like the gentleman that dozey is, he bid her farwell and fucked off home.

We still dont know what she was up too. Mad fucker.

Bishop wrote:Oh fuck me. Forgot this little gem.

I didnt see it, but dozey rascal did on friday night.

We went to mad eye rileys for the St Patricks celebration and got royally drunk. Anyway we left the boozer and went back to mine for a brew till about 2.30ish.

Dozey rascal then made a bid for home, but only managed to get out of my gate, when he spotted that the pub lights were still on so thinking he could sneak another pint headed over.

All the doors were open, lights were on but nobody was about. Having shouted a few times he figured he wasnt going to get served so started out, however on his way out he looked behind the bar to find mad eye riley, pissed up, laid on the floor behind the bar with the contents of her handbag strewn all around. So like the gentleman that dozey is, he bid her farwell and fucked off home.

We still dont know what she was up too. Mad fucker.

I thought you were going to say he ended up on the wrong end of her womanly charms

MarkD77 wrote:

Bishop wrote:Oh fuck me. Forgot this little gem.

I didnt see it, but dozey rascal did on friday night.

We went to mad eye rileys for the St Patricks celebration and got royally drunk. Anyway we left the boozer and went back to mine for a brew till about 2.30ish.

Dozey rascal then made a bid for home, but only managed to get out of my gate, when he spotted that the pub lights were still on so thinking he could sneak another pint headed over.

All the doors were open, lights were on but nobody was about. Having shouted a few times he figured he wasnt going to get served so started out, however on his way out he looked behind the bar to find mad eye riley, pissed up, laid on the floor behind the bar with the contents of her handbag strewn all around. So like the gentleman that dozey is, he bid her farwell and fucked off home.

We still dont know what she was up too. Mad fucker.

I thought you were going to say he ended up on the wrong end of her womanly charms

There is an unconfirmed rumour that he had a little go. But im not one to gossip.

Bishop wrote:Oh fuck me. Forgot this little gem.

Note to self ; don't say that anywhere near your impending nuptials.

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:Oh fuck me. Forgot this little gem.

Note to self ; don't say that anywhere near your impending nuptials.

Hahahaha. Noted sir.

In the summer there is a lady who roller blades through blyth pushing her two children in a pram in front of her. strange and dangerous at the same time. Mad cake.

Bishop wrote:In the summer there is a lady who roller blades through blyth pushing her two children in a pram in front of her. strange and dangerous at the same time. Mad cake.

upon its next occurance, please obtain video footage and upload to this site.

Roger captain. Will do.

last night saw an old man with a burberry deerstalker on and safety glasses walking down park row

I am currently looking at male twins, both of pensionable age dressed exactly the same top to toe! What is it about this strange practice? It's not like they don't look the same already without wearing the same clothes.

MarkD77 wrote:I am currently looking at male twins, both of pensionable age dressed exactly the same top to toe! What is it about this strange practice? It's not like they don't look the same already without wearing the same clothes.

According to various historic novels, that was a common way for twins to dress till last century. How old are they?

MarkD77 wrote:I am currently looking at male twins, both of pensionable age dressed exactly the same top to toe! What is it about this strange practice? It's not like they don't look the same already without wearing the same clothes.

Cheaper.


Simple.

A ghost baby

Dead badgers

Is it just me or does Crrranngg! see a lot of roadkill? Judging by this thread.

Have you left your brain in Goa love?

There was a bloke on an episode of Come Dine With Me t'other day who had a roadkill rabbit in his fridge. He said he saw it got hit so it wasn't as bad that he had scraped it up and taken it home. I disagree, i think it's weird as fuck and the big freak should be locked up or sent to the American Deep South, where that sort of thing is acceptable.

I mean, he didn't even make a scarf out of it's fur or use it's skin as a mask. What a fruitcake!

That's nothing mate did you not see the documentary "The Man Who Dines On Roadkill"?

Part of a series about weirdos who live on Bodmin Moor.

p.s

As someone who has worked in TV all my life I have to say "Come Dine With Me" is the worst thing anyone has come up with yet.


And that is saying something. Considering the amount of shit TV there has been.

It's easy to watch and it's on constantly so it's easy pickings.

And anyway, despite your years of experience within the televisual medium, it is impossible to say it is worse than Deal or No Deal, 20 complete and utter wankers who think they can change what number is in the box by holding hands and telling the contestant they can do it. No, just NO!!!!!!!!

My riposte is that I can understand the 'televisual tension' involved in game shows. Money I get. Low common denominator it is but one I can get my head around.

Food has always puzzled me as telly but putting it together with 'reality TV' is like a frankenstein joke of grafting a crab to a panda.

I like food programmes you see. I like to see what normal people eat. If there is ever a fast food programme then i am going on it. And i shall win. Or lose, depending on which way you look at it.

Another strange thing i sawed: Failed Eurovision contestants Scooch on Coach Trip. It's like an Alan Partridge idea for a programme, worse then 'Youth Hosteling, with Chris Eubank'.

I'm liking the shit TV combos.

Although we can't start a thread cos nothing will ever beat Monkey Tennis.

Ever.

Monkey Tennis is the pinnacle and i also agree it can never be beaten. I disagree it's not worth a thread though. Which should simply be called 'Monkey Tennis'.

Get to it mate.

You are currently languishing shamefully low in the charts of 'original threads started'

There's a chart for that too?

Bastard.

I need to up my game.

Al wrote:p.s

As someone who has worked in TV all my life I have to say "Come Dine With Me" is the worst thing anyone has come up with yet.


And that is saying something. Considering the amount of shit TV there has been.

Errrr!

Jeremy Kyle
How to Look Good Naked
Gimme Gimme Gimme
The Black and White Minstrel Show
Live from Studio Five
Russel Howards Good News
Going for Gold
Soldier Soldier
That show where Victoria Wood squashes here tits against the windows of swimming baths then runs off singing risque songs.
Kilroy
The Jim Davidson Show
Family Fortunes
Anything connected to Ant and Dec
Eldorado
Top Gear
Michael Mcintyre Comedy Roadshow
Ross Kemp Leers at Guns
The Gaby Roslin Show
French and Saunders
Outdoor Wanking with Eddie Yates
Little Britain
Those programmes with little people in the corner doing mimes
3-2-1
X Factor
The Bill
Ross Kemp Shits off a Stepladder
Albion Market
Hollyoaks
Piers Morgan Talks to Brian Turner
Shit in your Attic
Mind your Language
The Dating Game with Christopher Quinten
Catherine Tate Show
Big Brother

and on and on...

Then again what would i know as i don't work in 'TV'.

Albion Market.



I don't know exactly why that amused me so much, but it did.